How do you trick a homophobic heterosexual male that is a roman catholic priest into using the glory hole inside the men's restroom at a gay bar? Tell him that it is a confessional booth
How can you tell your best friend is gay His meat taste like shit
I did Walmart take the Juneteenth ice cream off the shelf It was only 3/5 full
💪 💪 🏋️♂️ What do you get when you cross a physically disabiled gay white male who workout at the gym that is a bukkake slut and a physically disabiled gay white male who workout at the gym that is a sex worker?
Cum Junkie
I saw two guys wearing matching clothing and I asked if they were gay. They quickly arrested me.
Why do physically disabiled gay men like performing blowjobs on wellendowed abled bodied gay men? Because physically disabiled gay men preferred eating pepperoni than eating sausage links for dinner 🍽
Clothes are gay. They're in a closet.
What do you call a well endowed gay male who is also in a wheelchair?
Meals on wheels
Islamist guys and American Christian right-wing guys are both similar in that both abhor the existence of gay people, but only the Christian Right loves to eat sausages, especially the little ones, if you know what I mean...
Why should you keep English gay activists away from neo-nazis?
British cigarettes get smoked easily.
Gay gang members don't do drive bys they do fruit roll ups
What do gay men and drug dealers have in common? They both get a lot of crack
Where can a gay male that is abled bodied find the location of a glory hole if he is looking for a free and anonymous blowjob from another gay male? From a physically disabiled gay male who is either at the gym 💪 💪 🏋️♂️ or at the rest area ♿️ 🚹 🚽
What is the difference between kinky and perverted? Kinky is when a abled bodied gay male is receiving a anonymous blow job from a physically disabiled gay male under the handicapped stall at a rest area and perverted is when a abled bodied gay male has to give a Klondike Bar to a physically disabiled gay male to received a anonymous blow job under the handicapped stall at a rest area
What do you call a gay person on fire? LGBBQ What do you call a disabled person on fire? Hot wheels What do you call an Asian person on fire? Vietnam
Why can’t you have a proper conversation with the gay person? They’re never straight with you
A Son walks up to his Dad and says "I'm so gay right now! "HOW COULD YOU, I THOUGHT YOU WERE STRAIGHT!!!" Screams the Dad. "No, Gay as in HAPPY" Says the confused Son,"I'm so happy right now!" "Oh" says the Dad, "Why are you happy?" Then the Son said "Because I just got 20 dollars for sucking a guy off"
A lesbian couple and a gay couple. We’re going to San Francisco who made it first. The lesbian couple got there lickety-split The gay couple was still packing their shit
Q: What do gay horses say?
A: Geigh!!!
"Mhm...So you're gay" -Darling
