Game jokes
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.
Hello, everybody, it's me, Mariplier, and today I'm going to be balling at Freddy's!
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it's the only thing that comes back.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash of Clans?
They already lost two towers.
Figure: Who wants to play hide and seek?
Seek and Hide: Me.
Figure: Ok, Seek, you're it. Me and Hide will hide.
Seek: Why do I have to be the seeker?
Figure: Because your name is in seeker.
Memes
always happens to me
Bully: Have you ever heard of a brain?
Stupid kid: No.
Bully: You should go get one!
Stupid kid: Wwwwaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!
What did the orphan poker player say to the elder?
“Will you raise me?”
Why do orphans hate playing sports in school?
Because they never get picked.
"Among Us."
Bro, whenever I look at you, Fortnite gets popular again.
What's the difference between an orphan and baseball?
In baseball, you know where home is.
Life is like a game of poker, guys start by going with them clubs, ladies follow with a set of hearts, guys put down the diamonds, and before you know it you got a full house.
You know how you mine and craft in Minecraft, and you chat in VR in VR Chat, but what do you do in Alabama?
Why can't a homeless person win a baseball game?
They can't find home plate.
Looking for true love. Must be into fun, likes to go out driving, playing the latest catching game and most importantly, must love kids. (PEADOPHILES MUST APPLY WITH HOW MANY KIDS YOU CAN CARRY!)
What happens when skeletons score points in a game?
They get a bone-us.
What is a monkey's favorite game? A Hangman!
An orphan went on a game show.
The host looked at him and said, "You can't play, this is Family Feud."
Yesterday I saw a guy spill all his Scrabble letters on the road.
So I asked him, “What’s the word on the street?”
Family are together playing charades.
Me: "50 Shades of Grey!" Yes, I'm so good at charades! Put your shirt back on, Nan!