Why do orphans hate hide and seek?
Their parents went to play hide and seek years ago.
Game Jokes
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted.
I told a kid in a wheelchair that he should use his rocket league booster.
A lion would never drive while drunk.
But a tiger wood.
Once my cat was playing video games. I was OVERWATCHing him.
I asked him to PAWS the game. He then hissed at me. I was surprised; he usually has a good PURRsonality. He said he YARNED to play the game.
Why was the new gamer mad when they were playing Overwatch?
Because gamer girl WAS ALREADY TRACER.
What's a goat's favorite video game?
Mario Goat Cart!
Why did the golfer change his pants? Because he got a hole in one!
Brrr, it's fucking cold outside, aye? What do you guys want for Christmas? A sweet video game? Maybe a cool action figure? Oh, how about the latest phone!
Who me? Oh, I guess... I wish snow could melt as fast as the snowflakes that downvote good jokes! Merry Christmas, ya filthy animals!
"Among Us, Among Us, Among Us, Among Us, Among Us."
Yo mama so dumb, she thought "The Squid Game" was an all-you-can-eat buffet.
I was given an invisibility cloak by my grandfather, but it was stolen in 2013. After investigating this issue, I have come to the conclusion it was Robert Lewandisney.
That's why he was invisible in every big game since 2013. SHAME ON YOU LEWANDISNEY!
Why are New Yorkers so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers!
Why don't Indians play soccer?
Because every time they take a corner, they open up a shop.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite place in Fortnite? The reboot van.
He plays Fortnite just to build walls.
To all of you making jokes about orphans, it’s all fun and games until both of your parents leave you.
LMFAO (my parents left me and it’s not the funniest thing ever)
Time for a Terraria joke.
What is a worm called when it is with a rich worm for his money?
A gold digger.
(play the game or watch some vids to understand)
Your mom is so fat that she mains Heavy from the game Team Fortress 2!
How do you make a snooker table laugh? Tickle its balls!
