Game jokes

When I was very young...

My classmates played a game called kiss chase. Some were really good at catching the girls and then kissing them.

They are rapists now.

What is a monkey's favorite game? A Hangman!

This kid lost Kahoot, so he shot up the school.

What happened to the blind man's son?

He thought he was hitting a piñata.

Today in math class we had to do an activity where we had to flip coins. The teacher said that we had to flip some coins, remove all of the heads, count them, and put the rest of the coins back in the cup and repeat until we had no coins left. I’m not sure what we were supposed to get out of that activity, but I got 15 dead bodies.

Never challenge death to a pillow fight.

Unless you're prepared for the reapercushions.

Q: Why was the pilot sad?

A: 'Cause he was bad at playing Jenga. 💀

What's the same with a controller and a woman?

They both work if you hit them.

I asked my French mate if he had a games console. He said, "Oui!"

There's a kid named Little Johnny who would always cuss. Well, one day, he was sitting in class and the teacher said, "Let's play a game." So the game was she calls out a letter and someone raises her hand and tells her a word that begins with that letter. The teacher says "A". Little Johnny raises his hand and the teacher thinks to herself, "Well, he might say something like a**." So the teacher calls on Sally. Sally says "apple". The teacher says "B". Little Johnny raises his hand. The teacher thought, "No, he might say something like b!tch." So the teacher goes all the way to R. The teacher says "R". Little Johnny raises his hand and says, "Me, me, please, I really know one." Then the teacher thinks to herself, "Well, there's no cuss word that starts with R," so she said, "Okay, Johnny, give me a word that starts with R." Little Johnny says, "A rat!" and the teacher, very pleased, says, "Very good, Johnny. What type of rat?" Little Johnny says, "A big gosh damn mother freaker."

Sorry, I had to edit some word, but y'all know what I meant.

Roses are red, lilacs are purple, I have a turtle, his name is Squirtle.

Why couldn't the orphanage win the baseball game?

Answer: They couldn't find home base.

My girlfriend was cheating in Uno.

She's not the only one who can play that game.

Bro, why does Ohio look like Fallout 4?

Don’t challenge Death to a pillow fight. Unless you’re prepared for the reaper cushions.

Mom said dad had the best pullout game... now I'm an uncle.

Why do you play Call of Duty?

I actually don't know.

I wanted to play Fruit Ninja, but remembered I don’t have a phone. Guess I gotta draw fruit on my arm!

Why do orphans play baseball because they try to find home?

Why can't orphans play baseball?

Because they don't know where home plate is.