Game jokes
You know how you mine and craft in Minecraft, and you chat in VR in VR Chat, but what do you do in Alabama?
Looking for true love. Must be into fun, likes to go out driving, playing the latest catching game and most importantly, must love kids. (PEADOPHILES MUST APPLY WITH HOW MANY KIDS YOU CAN CARRY!)
What happens when skeletons score points in a game?
They get a bone-us.
Yesterday I saw a guy spill all his Scrabble letters on the road.
So I asked him, “What’s the word on the street?”
An orphan went on a game show.
The host looked at him and said, "You can't play, this is Family Feud."
Memes
My pathological cheater of a sister wanted to play a board game with me.
I turned her down because I didn't like the Risk involved.
What's a goat's favorite video game?
Mario Goat Cart!
Family are together playing charades.
Me: "50 Shades of Grey!" Yes, I'm so good at charades! Put your shirt back on, Nan!
Why was the new gamer mad when they were playing Overwatch?
Because gamer girl WAS ALREADY TRACER.
Why did the golfer change his pants? Because he got a hole in one!
Sayori: *dies*
Monika: "You kinda left her hanging... 😊"
MC: "😨"
A lion would never drive while drunk.
But a tiger wood.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find Homeplate.
Why is pounding your mom like playing video games?
Because once you start, you just can’t stop until you win!
Brrr, it's fucking cold outside, aye? What do you guys want for Christmas? A sweet video game? Maybe a cool action figure? Oh, how about the latest phone!
Who me? Oh, I guess... I wish snow could melt as fast as the snowflakes that downvote good jokes! Merry Christmas, ya filthy animals!
What was the winning play at the leper football game?
A hand off up the middle.
How do you make a snooker table laugh? Tickle its balls!
He plays Fortnite just to build walls.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite place in Fortnite? The reboot van.
Why don't Indians play soccer?
Because every time they take a corner, they open up a shop.