Game jokes
I was on the Official Cristiano Ronaldo website when suddenly my Anti-Virus software showed an alert on my screen! The notification read "WARNING: FRAUD DETECTED!" I was shocked but not surprised.
Penaldo has been finished for years after all, and he often ghosts in big games.
Huggy Wuggy and Kissy Missy had a baby.
They never gave him a name, so they just played cut the rope with him...
Why are orphans sad when playing Roblox?
There isn't any parents on Roblox.
Me: Do you like smash?
Friend: Smash Rolls?
Me: No, Smash DEEZ NUTS!
Friend: AHHHHH (*moans)
Q. Which game does necro like the most?
Into the dead part 1.
What is the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
Pikachu, I choose you!
Jesus was the one who created the T pose, not Fortnite.
Why can't orphans exit out of their games? They don't have a home button.
Why did Jesus play football?
He was Spanish, ayo.
Why can't orphans play video games?
Because they don't have a home screen.
Why do orphans hate playing sports in school?
Because they never get picked.
If I'm holding a cricket ball in each hand, what do I have?
A really fucking huge cricket.
Why should China be a baseball team?
Because they can take out the entire world with just one bat!
What is a monkey's favorite game? A Hangman!
What's the difference between an orphan and baseball?
In baseball, you know where home is.
You know how you mine and craft in Minecraft, and you chat in VR in VR Chat, but what do you do in Alabama?
Looking for true love. Must be into fun, likes to go out driving, playing the latest catching game and most importantly, must love kids. (PEADOPHILES MUST APPLY WITH HOW MANY KIDS YOU CAN CARRY!)
What happens when skeletons score points in a game?
They get a bone-us.
Yesterday I saw a guy spill all his Scrabble letters on the road.
So I asked him, “What’s the word on the street?”
An orphan went on a game show.
The host looked at him and said, "You can't play, this is Family Feud."