Game jokes
What's the difference between an orphan and baseball?
In baseball, you know where home is.
"Among Us."
Why was the new gamer mad when they were playing Overwatch?
Because gamer girl WAS ALREADY TRACER.
Why is an orphan bad at hide-and-seek?
Because nobody will actually look for them.
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale?
Because they lost two towers.
always happens to me
Why did the chicken say to the football guy, "You quarter?"
You know, having an uncle is a good thing sometimes! I get a pair of shoes every week. He says it’s my reward for playing the tickle game with him in his damp and dark basement. It hurts sometimes. But hey, new shoes!
Why do orphans hate playing sports in school?
Because they never get picked.
Looking for true love. Must be into fun, likes to go out driving, playing the latest catching game and most importantly, must love kids. (PEADOPHILES MUST APPLY WITH HOW MANY KIDS YOU CAN CARRY!)
Why should China be a baseball team?
Because they can take out the entire world with just one bat!
What is a monkey's favorite game? A Hangman!
You know how you mine and craft in Minecraft, and you chat in VR in VR Chat, but what do you do in Alabama?
Why can't a homeless person win a baseball game?
They can't find home plate.
What happens when skeletons score points in a game?
They get a bone-us.
Yesterday I saw a guy spill all his Scrabble letters on the road.
So I asked him, “What’s the word on the street?”
An orphan went on a game show.
The host looked at him and said, "You can't play, this is Family Feud."
Life is like a game of poker, guys start by going with them clubs, ladies follow with a set of hearts, guys put down the diamonds, and before you know it you got a full house.
Family are together playing charades.
Me: "50 Shades of Grey!" Yes, I'm so good at charades! Put your shirt back on, Nan!
What's a goat's favorite video game?
Mario Goat Cart!
My pathological cheater of a sister wanted to play a board game with me.
I turned her down because I didn't like the Risk involved.