Game jokes
What do you call 6 gay men having a fight?
Rainbow Six Siege
Why can't orphans play video games?
Because they don't have a home screen.
Me: Do you like smash?
Friend: Smash Rolls?
Me: No, Smash DEEZ NUTS!
Friend: AHHHHH (*moans)
Why do orphans hate playing sports in school?
Because they never get picked.
Why can't orphans exit out of their games? They don't have a home button.
Memes
Life is like a game of poker, guys start by going with them clubs, ladies follow with a set of hearts, guys put down the diamonds, and before you know it you got a full house.
You know how you mine and craft in Minecraft, and you chat in VR in VR Chat, but what do you do in Alabama?
Looking for true love. Must be into fun, likes to go out driving, playing the latest catching game and most importantly, must love kids. (PEADOPHILES MUST APPLY WITH HOW MANY KIDS YOU CAN CARRY!)
What happens when skeletons score points in a game?
They get a bone-us.
Yesterday I saw a guy spill all his Scrabble letters on the road.
So I asked him, “What’s the word on the street?”
An orphan went on a game show.
The host looked at him and said, "You can't play, this is Family Feud."
My pathological cheater of a sister wanted to play a board game with me.
I turned her down because I didn't like the Risk involved.
What's a goat's favorite video game?
Mario Goat Cart!
Family are together playing charades.
Me: "50 Shades of Grey!" Yes, I'm so good at charades! Put your shirt back on, Nan!
Why was the new gamer mad when they were playing Overwatch?
Because gamer girl WAS ALREADY TRACER.
Why did the golfer change his pants? Because he got a hole in one!
Sayori: *dies*
Monika: "You kinda left her hanging... 😊"
MC: "😨"
A lion would never drive while drunk.
But a tiger wood.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find Homeplate.
Brrr, it's fucking cold outside, aye? What do you guys want for Christmas? A sweet video game? Maybe a cool action figure? Oh, how about the latest phone!
Who me? Oh, I guess... I wish snow could melt as fast as the snowflakes that downvote good jokes! Merry Christmas, ya filthy animals!