Game jokes
Huggy Wuggy and Kissy Missy had a baby.
They never gave him a name, so they just played cut the rope with him...
Russia vs. Ukraine is the ultimate CS:GO match ever!
Why did Jesus play football?
He was Spanish, ayo.
What is the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
Pikachu, I choose you!
Why are orphans sad when playing Roblox?
There isn't any parents on Roblox.
What do you call 6 gay men having a fight?
Rainbow Six Siege
Why can't orphans exit out of their games? They don't have a home button.
Jesus was the one who created the T pose, not Fortnite.
I bet my friend $5 that he would drown in the lake.
... It was a bittersweet victory.
Q. Which game does necro like the most?
Into the dead part 1.
Yesterday I saw a guy spill all his Scrabble letters on the road.
So I asked him, “What’s the word on the street?”
Why should China be a baseball team?
Because they can take out the entire world with just one bat!
What is a monkey's favorite game? A Hangman!
An orphan went on a game show.
The host looked at him and said, "You can't play, this is Family Feud."
Family are together playing charades.
Me: "50 Shades of Grey!" Yes, I'm so good at charades! Put your shirt back on, Nan!
You know how you mine and craft in Minecraft, and you chat in VR in VR Chat, but what do you do in Alabama?
Life is like a game of poker, guys start by going with them clubs, ladies follow with a set of hearts, guys put down the diamonds, and before you know it you got a full house.
Why can't a homeless person win a baseball game?
They can't find home plate.
Looking for true love. Must be into fun, likes to go out driving, playing the latest catching game and most importantly, must love kids. (PEADOPHILES MUST APPLY WITH HOW MANY KIDS YOU CAN CARRY!)
What happens when skeletons score points in a game?
They get a bone-us.