Game jokes
Why should China be a baseball team?
Because they can take out the entire world with just one bat!
What's the difference between an orphan and baseball?
In baseball, you know where home is.
Why can't a homeless person win a baseball game?
They can't find home plate.
An orphan went on a game show.
The host looked at him and said, "You can't play, this is Family Feud."
Life is like a game of poker, guys start by going with them clubs, ladies follow with a set of hearts, guys put down the diamonds, and before you know it you got a full house.
You know how you mine and craft in Minecraft, and you chat in VR in VR Chat, but what do you do in Alabama?
What happens when skeletons score points in a game?
They get a bone-us.
What's a goat's favorite video game?
Mario Goat Cart!
My pathological cheater of a sister wanted to play a board game with me.
I turned her down because I didn't like the Risk involved.
Why can't you play Uno with a Mexican? Because they'll steal all the green cards.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find Homeplate.
Why is pounding your mom like playing video games?
Because once you start, you just can’t stop until you win!
How do you piss off a color blind person?
Give them a Rubik's cube.
Sayori: *dies*
Monika: "You kinda left her hanging... 😊"
MC: "😨"
I played Clash of Clans, and when I requested troops, all I got were some Muslim wall breakers.
These Afghanistan people suck at Jenga.
You know you have twisted humor when you crack a smile when a Minecraft farmer says he separates the white sheep from the colored ones.
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted.
A lion would never drive while drunk.
But a tiger wood.
Why do orphans hate hide and seek?
Their parents went to play hide and seek years ago.