Game jokes
My friend: Hey, I got 15 kills!
Me: I got 60 kills!
My friend: I didn't know you played Call of Duty!
Me: What's Call of Duty?
Once my cat was playing video games. I was OVERWATCHing him.
I asked him to PAWS the game. He then hissed at me. I was surprised; he usually has a good PURRsonality. He said he YARNED to play the game.
Why did the golfer change his pants? Because he got a hole in one!
Family are together playing charades.
Me: "50 Shades of Grey!" Yes, I'm so good at charades! Put your shirt back on, Nan!
Why was the new gamer mad when they were playing Overwatch?
Because gamer girl WAS ALREADY TRACER.
Brrr, it's fucking cold outside, aye? What do you guys want for Christmas? A sweet video game? Maybe a cool action figure? Oh, how about the latest phone!
Who me? Oh, I guess... I wish snow could melt as fast as the snowflakes that downvote good jokes! Merry Christmas, ya filthy animals!
To all of you making jokes about orphans, it’s all fun and games until both of your parents leave you.
LMFAO (my parents left me and it’s not the funniest thing ever)
Why don't Indians play soccer?
Because every time they take a corner, they open up a shop.
"Among Us, Among Us, Among Us, Among Us, Among Us."
I was given an invisibility cloak by my grandfather, but it was stolen in 2013. After investigating this issue, I have come to the conclusion it was Robert Lewandisney.
That's why he was invisible in every big game since 2013. SHAME ON YOU LEWANDISNEY!
Yo mama so dumb, she thought "The Squid Game" was an all-you-can-eat buffet.
Why are New Yorkers so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers!
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite place in Fortnite? The reboot van.
He plays Fortnite just to build walls.
What was the winning play at the leper football game?
A hand off up the middle.
Why did Little Sally get hurt while playing soccer?
Because she fell into a minefield.
Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants?
Because they'll get a hole in one!
How do you make a snooker table laugh? Tickle its balls!
Your mom is so fat that she mains Heavy from the game Team Fortress 2!
Why did the NBA remove the glory hole from the men's locker room?
Too many black basketball players sucking too many white cocks before the game.