Game jokes
Why can't a homeless person win a baseball game?
They can't find home plate.
Family are together playing charades.
Me: "50 Shades of Grey!" Yes, I'm so good at charades! Put your shirt back on, Nan!
Life is like a game of poker, guys start by going with them clubs, ladies follow with a set of hearts, guys put down the diamonds, and before you know it you got a full house.
Why was the new gamer mad when they were playing Overwatch?
Because gamer girl WAS ALREADY TRACER.
How do you piss off a color blind person?
Give them a Rubik's cube.
Sayori: *dies*
Monika: "You kinda left her hanging... 😊"
MC: "😨"
Brrr, it's fucking cold outside, aye? What do you guys want for Christmas? A sweet video game? Maybe a cool action figure? Oh, how about the latest phone!
Who me? Oh, I guess... I wish snow could melt as fast as the snowflakes that downvote good jokes! Merry Christmas, ya filthy animals!
How do you make a snooker table laugh? Tickle its balls!
What was the winning play at the leper football game?
A hand off up the middle.
Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants?
Because they'll get a hole in one!
He plays Fortnite just to build walls.
To all of you making jokes about orphans, it’s all fun and games until both of your parents leave you.
LMFAO (my parents left me and it’s not the funniest thing ever)
Why don't Indians play soccer?
Because every time they take a corner, they open up a shop.
Yo mama so dumb, she thought "The Squid Game" was an all-you-can-eat buffet.
Why did the NBA remove the glory hole from the men's locker room?
Too many black basketball players sucking too many white cocks before the game.
I was given an invisibility cloak by my grandfather, but it was stolen in 2013. After investigating this issue, I have come to the conclusion it was Robert Lewandisney.
That's why he was invisible in every big game since 2013. SHAME ON YOU LEWANDISNEY!
"Among Us, Among Us, Among Us, Among Us, Among Us."
Why are New Yorkers so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers!
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite place in Fortnite? The reboot van.
Your mom is so fat that she mains Heavy from the game Team Fortress 2!