Game jokes
My pathological cheater of a sister wanted to play a board game with me.
I turned her down because I didn't like the Risk involved.
Why did the golfer change his pants? Because he got a hole in one!
What's a goat's favorite video game?
Mario Goat Cart!
Why was the new gamer mad when they were playing Overwatch?
Because gamer girl WAS ALREADY TRACER.
You know you have twisted humor when you crack a smile when a Minecraft farmer says he separates the white sheep from the colored ones.
How do you play chess with a Catholic?
You put a condom on the bishop.
Brrr, it's fucking cold outside, aye? What do you guys want for Christmas? A sweet video game? Maybe a cool action figure? Oh, how about the latest phone!
Who me? Oh, I guess... I wish snow could melt as fast as the snowflakes that downvote good jokes! Merry Christmas, ya filthy animals!
How do you make a snooker table laugh? Tickle its balls!
Why don't Indians play soccer?
Because every time they take a corner, they open up a shop.
What was the winning play at the leper football game?
A hand off up the middle.
"Among Us, Among Us, Among Us, Among Us, Among Us."
To all of you making jokes about orphans, it’s all fun and games until both of your parents leave you.
LMFAO (my parents left me and it’s not the funniest thing ever)
He plays Fortnite just to build walls.
Yo mama so dumb, she thought "The Squid Game" was an all-you-can-eat buffet.
Why did the NBA remove the glory hole from the men's locker room?
Too many black basketball players sucking too many white cocks before the game.
I was given an invisibility cloak by my grandfather, but it was stolen in 2013. After investigating this issue, I have come to the conclusion it was Robert Lewandisney.
That's why he was invisible in every big game since 2013. SHAME ON YOU LEWANDISNEY!
Why are New Yorkers so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers!
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite place in Fortnite? The reboot van.
Your mom is so fat that she mains Heavy from the game Team Fortress 2!
Why did Little Sally get hurt while playing soccer?
Because she fell into a minefield.