Game Jokes

only fortnite players will get it. where do you get salt water? salty springs

how do you win a game of musical chairs? you steal the chair !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MISSING!!

Name- Ghostiano Penaldo Missing: 27/6/2021 vs Belgium Characteristics: Disappearing in big games+Diving+always ranting "give me penalty" Last found - Practicing tap ins Possible Locations: Penalty Spot, Parma, Crotone

Might be dangerous towards good players

my freind told me that he saw a yacht went close in to the yetis eye so i said to my freind did the yeti kiss but my freind said no the yeti have to play games every single day or the yeti will die.

Games

Adopted kid

Hey Alex what are you doing?

Alex

Nothing just playing my game anyways you know you can call me dad.

Adopted kid

OK dad Alex

Alex

OH COME ON my game I’m winning LETS GO

Adopted kid

I’m so glad I have a mom

what do you call a fish with a temper

undyne

lets play roblox my name is xX_RobloxGamer420Pro_xX

come on guys PLEEEEASE lets [play roblod my name is xX_robloxGamer420Po_Xx

What is an emos least favourite game? Fruit ninja

me.i want ps5. dad. alright I will say no

I love playing games with my family

Why does it get hot after a baseball game?

Cuz all the fans have left.

Hey hunger games... im full!! This ain't your mama's monologue.

Yo mama is so short, Minions look down at her. Yo mama is so fat that she volunteered for the hunger games cuz she thought it was a eating competition. Yo mama is so ugly when santa claus saw her. He yelled "Ho Ho Holy Sh*t" Yo mama is so old, when she walked into an antique store, they didnt let her leave Yo mama is so stupid she sold her car for gas money.

MISSING!! MISSING!! ⚠️⚠️

Name-Kylian Fraudbappe Missing: 28/6/2021 vs Switzerland Characteristics: Disappearing in big games+Diving+always ranting "give me penalty" Possible Locations : Penalty Spot,Parc des princes, Paris Last seen- Manuel Akanji’s back pocket