Game jokes
Once my cat was playing video games. I was OVERWATCHing him.
I asked him to PAWS the game. He then hissed at me. I was surprised; he usually has a good PURRsonality. He said he YARNED to play the game.
You know you have twisted humor when you crack a smile when a Minecraft farmer says he separates the white sheep from the colored ones.
Hello, everybody, it's me, Mariplier, and today I'm going to be balling at Freddy's!
Brrr, it's fucking cold outside, aye? What do you guys want for Christmas? A sweet video game? Maybe a cool action figure? Oh, how about the latest phone!
Who me? Oh, I guess... I wish snow could melt as fast as the snowflakes that downvote good jokes! Merry Christmas, ya filthy animals!
How do you make a snooker table laugh? Tickle its balls!
Why don't Indians play soccer?
Because every time they take a corner, they open up a shop.
"Among Us, Among Us, Among Us, Among Us, Among Us."
Yo mama so dumb, she thought "The Squid Game" was an all-you-can-eat buffet.
I was given an invisibility cloak by my grandfather, but it was stolen in 2013. After investigating this issue, I have come to the conclusion it was Robert Lewandisney.
That's why he was invisible in every big game since 2013. SHAME ON YOU LEWANDISNEY!
Why are New Yorkers so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers!
To all of you making jokes about orphans, it’s all fun and games until both of your parents leave you.
LMFAO (my parents left me and it’s not the funniest thing ever)
Why did Little Sally get hurt while playing soccer?
Because she fell into a minefield.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite place in Fortnite? The reboot van.
He plays Fortnite just to build walls.
Time for a Terraria joke.
What is a worm called when it is with a rich worm for his money?
A gold digger.
(play the game or watch some vids to understand)
Your mom is so fat that she mains Heavy from the game Team Fortress 2!
What was the winning play at the leper football game?
A hand off up the middle.
Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants?
Because they'll get a hole in one!
"You did great!"
"Come here and get your prize, a shiny quarter!"
"Nah, that's okay."
"Here's the quarterback."
"You don't want the quarter?"
"No! Quarterback!"
"Huh?"
(Crashes) (screams)
"Yo, sorry 'bout that."
"You think he's gonna be mad?"
"Who? Baldi?"
"Nah, he doesn't have a HAIR in the world!"
(Annoying Orange laughs) (Baldi groans)
"I heard a noise in the basement! I'm gonna go to my friend's house and play Minecraft with him until the noise I heard goes away."
"I heard a noise in the basement. I'm gonna go down there with a bazooka and thirty thousand rounds of pistol ammo and fifty thousand pistols."
Said no horror movie character ever.
And also GTA logic.