Game jokes
Bully: Have you ever heard of a brain?
Stupid kid: No.
Bully: You should go get one!
Stupid kid: Wwwwaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.
What did the orphan poker player say to the elder?
“Will you raise me?”
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it's the only thing that comes back.
I bet my friend $5 that he would drown in the lake.
... It was a bittersweet victory.
What do you call 6 gay men having a fight?
Rainbow Six Siege
Russia vs. Ukraine is the ultimate CS:GO match ever!
I was on the Official Cristiano Ronaldo website when suddenly my Anti-Virus software showed an alert on my screen! The notification read "WARNING: FRAUD DETECTED!" I was shocked but not surprised.
Penaldo has been finished for years after all, and he often ghosts in big games.
Huggy Wuggy and Kissy Missy had a baby.
They never gave him a name, so they just played cut the rope with him...
Why can't orphans exit out of their games? They don't have a home button.
Why did Jesus play football?
He was Spanish, ayo.
Jesus was the one who created the T pose, not Fortnite.
Why can't orphans play video games?
Because they don't have a home screen.
Q. Which game does necro like the most?
Into the dead part 1.
What is the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
Pikachu, I choose you!
Why are orphans sad when playing Roblox?
There isn't any parents on Roblox.
If I'm holding a cricket ball in each hand, what do I have?
A really fucking huge cricket.
Me: Do you like smash?
Friend: Smash Rolls?
Me: No, Smash DEEZ NUTS!
Friend: AHHHHH (*moans)
Why do orphans hate playing sports in school?
Because they never get picked.
What is a monkey's favorite game? A Hangman!