Game jokes
Why are Americans so bad at Clash of Clans?
They already lost two towers.
I got a PS5 for my nine-year-old sister. At the time, I thought it was the best trade I’d ever made. But now I’m regretting not being able to molest her anymore.
Why do Fortnite players have such good teeth?
Because they like to floss.
Never challenge death to a pillow fight.
Unless you're prepared for the reapercushions.
I played Clash of Clans, and when I requested troops, all I got were some Muslim wall breakers.
My friend: Hey, I got 15 kills!
Me: I got 60 kills!
My friend: I didn't know you played Call of Duty!
Me: What's Call of Duty?
These Afghanistan people suck at Jenga.
You know you have twisted humor when you crack a smile when a Minecraft farmer says he separates the white sheep from the colored ones.
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale?
Because they lost two towers.
Man's hairline is back-court violation!
What's an orphan's favorite game to play on Roblox? The game Adopt Me.
I just beat the Hollow Knight and found it takes 26 hours to beat it, but it took me 69 hours to beat it.
Why did the chicken say to the football guy, "You quarter?"
You know, having an uncle is a good thing sometimes! I get a pair of shoes every week. He says it’s my reward for playing the tickle game with him in his damp and dark basement. It hurts sometimes. But hey, new shoes!
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Why is an orphan bad at hide-and-seek?
Because nobody will actually look for them.
Russia vs. Ukraine is the ultimate CS:GO match ever!
I bet my friend $5 that he would drown in the lake.
... It was a bittersweet victory.
What do you call 6 gay men having a fight?
Rainbow Six Siege
You caught a Penaldo!
Description: Penaldo, the finished statpadder. It is said that Penaldo drains the energy of its teammates and sells underwears.
Type: Ghost type.
Moves: Dive
Disappear in big games
Cry for pens
Statpad vs farmers
Sells underwear