Game jokes

Why did the chicken say to the football guy, "You quarter?"

Never challenge death to a pillow fight.

Unless you're prepared for the reapercushions.

I got a PS5 for my nine-year-old sister. At the time, I thought it was the best trade I’d ever made. But now I’m regretting not being able to molest her anymore.

Why do Fortnite players have such good teeth?

Because they like to floss.

Why don’t orphans play baseball?

They don’t know where home is.

Yo mama so fat, when she play a game, everybody lags.

Did you know that if you die you can still be a part of family game night!

All you have to do is have your family cremate you and put you in an hour glass, and the games that use hour glasses, well, you will be a part of family game night.

Why is Ollie so boring? He plays board games.

You caught a Penaldo!

Description: Penaldo, the finished statpadder. It is said that Penaldo drains the energy of its teammates and sells underwears.

Type: Ghost type.

Moves: Dive

Disappear in big games

Cry for pens

Statpad vs farmers

Sells underwear

Huggy Wuggy and Kissy Missy had a baby.

They never gave him a name, so they just played cut the rope with him...

I was on the Official Cristiano Ronaldo website when suddenly my Anti-Virus software showed an alert on my screen! The notification read "WARNING: FRAUD DETECTED!" I was shocked but not surprised.

Penaldo has been finished for years after all, and he often ghosts in big games.

Why did Jesus play football?

He was Spanish, ayo.

Q. Which game does necro like the most?

Into the dead part 1.

What is the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?

Pikachu, I choose you!

Jesus was the one who created the T pose, not Fortnite.

Why can’t you play games with cats? Because they always ‘cheetah’.

Russia vs. Ukraine is the ultimate CS:GO match ever!

Why are orphans sad when playing Roblox?

There isn't any parents on Roblox.

If I'm holding a cricket ball in each hand, what do I have?

A really fucking huge cricket.

I bet my friend $5 that he would drown in the lake.

... It was a bittersweet victory.