Game jokes
Someone in my class yelled "Jenga!" while watching a documentary about the Twin Towers.
My friend asked, "What's that on your arm?" I replied, "Oh, this? I didn't have enough storage on my phone to download Fruit Ninja so I had to improvise a little bit."
An orphan went on a game show.
The host looked at him and said, "You can't play, this is Family Feud."
My aim is cursed; one of my Angry Birds hit a field.
What's big, green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree, it can kill you?
A pool table.
What is the best game for a deaf person?
Charades.
How do you spot a cow?
With a bingo dabber.
Why did Sally get a black eye?
Because she tried to play patty cake.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He pirated GTA VI Hindi No Virus 2022.
Ever heard of the show "Naked and Afraid"? That's what I call hide-and-seek with my uncle.
What happens when an emo kid loses a Kahoot? He gets a 25 kill streak.
"I had raped the game young, you can call it statutory." - Kanye West in 2009 (Forever with Drake, Eminem, and Lil Wayne)
What do you call a Pokémon that wants to be a police officer?
Magic-cop!
What game hurts you the more stages you survive?
Cancer.
How are Fortnite cards and orphans similar? They're given away.
Why do Chinese people like playing Among Us?
It’s the only place they can vote!
5 out of 6 scientists say Russian Roulette is safe.
What did the 19-year-old say to the 12-year-old?
Wanna play Mario Smash Bros without Mario or his bros?
Russia vs Ukraine be like that COD Modern Warfare mission. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
2k14 was so realistic when I switched to Kobe, the pass button stopped working.