Game jokes
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
What's an orphan's favorite game to play on Roblox? The game Adopt Me.
Man's hairline is back-court violation!
I just beat the Hollow Knight and found it takes 26 hours to beat it, but it took me 69 hours to beat it.
Never challenge death to a pillow fight.
Unless you're prepared for the reapercushions.
always happens to me
Once my cat was playing video games. I was OVERWATCHing him.
I asked him to PAWS the game. He then hissed at me. I was surprised; he usually has a good PURRsonality. He said he YARNED to play the game.
Bro, whenever I look at you, Fortnite gets popular again.
Yo mama so fat, when she play a game, everybody lags.
Why is Ollie so boring? He plays board games.
You caught a Penaldo!
Description: Penaldo, the finished statpadder. It is said that Penaldo drains the energy of its teammates and sells underwears.
Type: Ghost type.
Moves: Dive
Disappear in big games
Cry for pens
Statpad vs farmers
Sells underwear
Did you know that if you die you can still be a part of family game night!
All you have to do is have your family cremate you and put you in an hour glass, and the games that use hour glasses, well, you will be a part of family game night.
Why can't orphans play video games?
Because they don't have a home screen.
Why do orphans hate playing sports in school?
Because they never get picked.
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale?
Because they lost two towers.
If I'm holding a cricket ball in each hand, what do I have?
A really fucking huge cricket.
Me: Do you like smash?
Friend: Smash Rolls?
Me: No, Smash DEEZ NUTS!
Friend: AHHHHH (*moans)
Why is an orphan bad at hide-and-seek?
Because nobody will actually look for them.
Why did the chicken say to the football guy, "You quarter?"
"Among Us."
What's the difference between an orphan and baseball?
In baseball, you know where home is.