Why don’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Game Jokes
Why is an orphan bad at hide-and-seek?
Because nobody will actually look for them.
Why did the chicken say to the football guy, "You quarter?"
Why can't orphans play video games?
Because they don't have a home screen.
Why do orphans hate playing sports in school?
Because they never get picked.
Why should China be a baseball team?
Because they can take out the entire world with just one bat!
What happens when skeletons score points in a game?
They get a bone-us.
Looking for true love. Must be into fun, likes to go out driving, playing the latest catching game and most importantly, must love kids. (PEADOPHILES MUST APPLY WITH HOW MANY KIDS YOU CAN CARRY!)
What is a monkey's favorite game? A Hangman!
Bro, whenever I look at you, Fortnite gets popular again.
"Among Us."
Yo mama so fat, when she play a game, everybody lags.
What's the difference between an orphan and baseball?
In baseball, you know where home is.
Life is like a game of poker, guys start by going with them clubs, ladies follow with a set of hearts, guys put down the diamonds, and before you know it you got a full house.
An orphan went on a game show.
The host looked at him and said, "You can't play, this is Family Feud."
You know how you mine and craft in Minecraft, and you chat in VR in VR Chat, but what do you do in Alabama?
Yesterday I saw a guy spill all his Scrabble letters on the road.
So I asked him, “What’s the word on the street?”
Family are together playing charades.
Me: "50 Shades of Grey!" Yes, I'm so good at charades! Put your shirt back on, Nan!
My pathological cheater of a sister wanted to play a board game with me.
I turned her down because I didn't like the Risk involved.
Sayori: *dies*
Monika: "You kinda left her hanging... 😊"
MC: "😨"
