Game jokes
Did you know that if you die you can still be a part of family game night!
All you have to do is have your family cremate you and put you in an hour glass, and the games that use hour glasses, well, you will be a part of family game night.
Why is Ollie so boring? He plays board games.
You caught a Penaldo!
Description: Penaldo, the finished statpadder. It is said that Penaldo drains the energy of its teammates and sells underwears.
Type: Ghost type.
Moves: Dive
Disappear in big games
Cry for pens
Statpad vs farmers
Sells underwear
Huggy Wuggy and Kissy Missy had a baby.
They never gave him a name, so they just played cut the rope with him...
I was on the Official Cristiano Ronaldo website when suddenly my Anti-Virus software showed an alert on my screen! The notification read "WARNING: FRAUD DETECTED!" I was shocked but not surprised.
Penaldo has been finished for years after all, and he often ghosts in big games.
Memes
I love rdr2
Why did Jesus play football?
He was Spanish, ayo.
Q. Which game does necro like the most?
Into the dead part 1.
What is the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
Pikachu, I choose you!
Jesus was the one who created the T pose, not Fortnite.
Why can’t you play games with cats? Because they always ‘cheetah’.
Russia vs. Ukraine is the ultimate CS:GO match ever!
Why are orphans sad when playing Roblox?
There isn't any parents on Roblox.
If I'm holding a cricket ball in each hand, what do I have?
A really fucking huge cricket.
I bet my friend $5 that he would drown in the lake.
... It was a bittersweet victory.
What do you call 6 gay men having a fight?
Rainbow Six Siege
Why can't orphans play video games?
Because they don't have a home screen.
Me: Do you like smash?
Friend: Smash Rolls?
Me: No, Smash DEEZ NUTS!
Friend: AHHHHH (*moans)
Why do orphans hate playing sports in school?
Because they never get picked.
Why can't orphans exit out of their games? They don't have a home button.
Life is like a game of poker, guys start by going with them clubs, ladies follow with a set of hearts, guys put down the diamonds, and before you know it you got a full house.