Game jokes
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.
"Warning, all unsaved progress will be lost." - Sun Tzu, The Art Of War.
Why are orphans bad at poker?
They donβt know what a full house is.
What is an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
"Adopt Me."
Basically, the Twin Towers are Angry Birds but in real life.
Memes
sussy game artifact
Yo mama so stupid, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
"Ben 10" games on Roblox: πππ
Steps to win a Nerf war:
Step 1. Take out Nerf bullets.
Step 2. Load hollow points.
Step 3. Win!
If BlessedBrian were any more two-faced, heβd be a Rubikβs Cube.
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary on stage?
To DEFINE his rap game!
What does cake and baseball have in common?
They both need a batter.
What do you call a deep diver? A DeepWoken player.
Freddy: I'm coming for you >:)
Me: God, no, help!
*game notification pops up with very loud sound*
Why do golfers always bring a spare pair of pants?
Because they always get a hole in one!
What Happens When You Get Caught On Fire?
β You Lost To Slmebody When You Were Playing Hide And Seek, And The Place Where You Got Caught Was Exactly On A Patch Of Fire.
Why do lions always lose at poker?
Because they always play against cheetahs.
Does anybody know the similarities between a Rubik's cube and a penis?
I don't know the whole answer, but I do know that the more you play with it, the harder it gets.
Why is America so bad at playing chess?
They lost two towers.
Where are the ping pong balls? Check the bathroom stalls.
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it actually comes back.