Game jokes
Freddy: I'm coming for you >:)
Me: God, no, help!
*game notification pops up with very loud sound*
What does cake and baseball have in common?
They both need a batter.
Roblox Brookhaven be like:
"ABC if you wanna be adopted."
"ABC if you wanna be my friend."
"ABC if you wanna be a banker."
"ABC if you wanna rob the bank."
"ABC if you wanna date."
"ABC if you wanna sex."
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary on stage?
To DEFINE his rap game!
Steps to win a Nerf war:
Step 1. Take out Nerf bullets.
Step 2. Load hollow points.
Step 3. Win!
What is an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
"Adopt Me."
Why are orphans bad at poker?
They don’t know what a full house is.
Basically, the Twin Towers are Angry Birds but in real life.
Yo mama so stupid, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Once I threw the ball at a wheelchair kid. Now we are playing Rocket League! :D
(DOORS)
What door is the first door that opens for you?
The elevator to go to the game.
"No towers? :("
"No queen? :("
What do you call a Pegasus that is being sus?
A megasus!
9/11 was a round of Clash of Clans; they knocked down 2 towers, not 3.
"Ben 10" games on Roblox: 💀💀💀
What is Jimmy Savile's favorite Roblox game?
"Undress to Impress."
"Warning, all unsaved progress will be lost." - Sun Tzu, The Art Of War.
Why is America so bad at Clash of Clans? Because we already lost two towers.
I left a ticket to a WNBA game on the dashboard when I went to go get the groceries.
A burglar broke in and left another one on the dashboard.
Why can't the orphan play baseball? Because they can't find home.