Game jokes
(DOORS)
What door is the first door that opens for you?
The elevator to go to the game.
Roblox Brookhaven be like:
"ABC if you wanna be adopted."
"ABC if you wanna be my friend."
"ABC if you wanna be a banker."
"ABC if you wanna rob the bank."
"ABC if you wanna date."
"ABC if you wanna sex."
Why did the rapper refuse to play cards?
Because he was tired of dealing with all the jokers.
If BlessedBrian were any more two-faced, he’d be a Rubik’s Cube.
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary on stage?
To DEFINE his rap game!
Memes
sussy game artifact
The Twin Towers are like Jenga; you yell "towers falling!"
Why does America suck at Clash of Clans?
They already lost two towers.
Once I threw the ball at a wheelchair kid. Now we are playing Rocket League! :D
We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class and I said, "Man, they are really bad at Jenga!"
How do you beat Hellen Keller in musical chairs?
You move the chairs.
I left a ticket to a WNBA game on the dashboard when I went to go get the groceries.
A burglar broke in and left another one on the dashboard.
Why can't the orphan play baseball? Because they can't find home.
When I got to you and I was android and we were all in Minecraft for the last two years and we had the same problem UI with you anymore but you can see it on Instagram that it is not a real time thing or a android.
Why do orphans play GTA?
Because at least they can be wanted!
Parent: Have you seen your sister?
Son: No, the last time I saw her was when we were playing hide and seek.
What do you call six gay men in a war? Rainbow Six Siege.
Why are the English so good at chess? Because their Queen never dies.
Why shouldn’t you do drugs? Weedle make you high.
How can Pikachu make a baby laugh? By playing pika-boo!
I made this game called Ligma. Say it, "Ligma."
Lick my balls.
Why do you play Call of Duty?
I actually don't know.