Game jokes

I wanted to hire a butler for my new mansion in downtown LA. As he arrived, he introduced himself and I discovered it was Ghostionel Pessi.

I asked him why is he working as a butler? He told me that “a big game is coming up so he needs to refine his bottleling skills.” DAMN PESSI!

What is a fun game for an emo kid?

Tug-o-war with a tree.

Why can’t orphans play baseball?

Because they can’t make a home run. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

What is an orphan's favorite toy?

A boomerang because it actually comes back.

I hop on Clash Royale. I see Mega Knight. I cry.

Like if you hate the Mega Knight from Clash Royale because I really, really hate it so much!

I left a ticket to a WNBA game on the dashboard when I went to go get the groceries.

A burglar broke in and left another one on the dashboard.

Why does America suck at Clash of Clans?

They already lost two towers.

Why do you not play with a cheetah? Because they cheat!

Why are people so worked up about 9/11? They were just playing Jenga.

Why can't orphans play baseball?

Because they don't know where the home plate is.

Why can't the orphan play baseball? Because they can't find home.

We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class and I said, "Man, they are really bad at Jenga!"

Why was the PUBG player sad?

Since all his friends went to school while he went to Pochinki.

What is an orphan's least favorite game?

44 Homes.

Why do people play soccer?

Because people need to kick harder to win a parent.

Who likes Fortnite? Gwen Stacy is in the game, let's goooooo! I love her!

I arrived at basketball and I asked little Jimmy if he brought the basketballs, and he said, "Nope, but I got two right here!"

Where are the ping pong balls? Check the bathroom stalls.

You're the wrist-slitting simulator champion!

Why do you play Call of Duty?

I actually don't know.