Game jokes
Why did the rapper refuse to play cards?
Because he was tired of dealing with all the jokers.
How do you play chess with a Catholic?
You put a condom on the bishop.
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary on stage?
To DEFINE his rap game!
Steps to win a Nerf war:
Step 1. Take out Nerf bullets.
Step 2. Load hollow points.
Step 3. Win!
If BlessedBrian were any more two-faced, he’d be a Rubik’s Cube.
I was rolling dice online and this is the first two I get
What is Jimmy Savile's favorite Roblox game?
"Undress to Impress."
Why did the golfer change his pants? In case he got a hole in one!
Clowns were doing an egg contest, and one clown had their egg crack, and another clown said, "The yoke's on you!"
Baseball is awesome!
Opponent fist attacks your face, no you can not activate a trap card.
The QUEEN took a shit at the poker table. It was a ROYAL FLUSH.
Why do lions always lose at poker?
Because they always play against cheetahs.
Why do golfers always bring a spare pair of pants?
Because they always get a hole in one!
What Happens When You Get Caught On Fire?
— You Lost To Slmebody When You Were Playing Hide And Seek, And The Place Where You Got Caught Was Exactly On A Patch Of Fire.
Friend: Hey, did you catch that game last night? I did, it was so good! After that I went to Kane’s, because Kane's is amazing! What did you do this weekend? I did-
Me: Dude, are you the Terms and Conditions? Because I don’t give a fuck about what you say.
Does anybody know the similarities between a Rubik's cube and a penis?
I don't know the whole answer, but I do know that the more you play with it, the harder it gets.
Why are orphans bad at poker?
They don’t know what a full house is.
What does cake and baseball have in common?
They both need a batter.
What do you call a deep diver? A DeepWoken player.
(DOORS)
What door is the first door that opens for you?
The elevator to go to the game.