Game jokes
Parent: Have you seen your sister?
Son: No, the last time I saw her was when we were playing hide and seek.
What did the orphan say to the bowling ball?
"I am orphan!"
"You are bowling ball!"
Why shouldn’t you do drugs? Weedle make you high.
How can Pikachu make a baby laugh? By playing pika-boo!
Who likes Fortnite? Gwen Stacy is in the game, let's goooooo! I love her!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where the home plate is.
I was rolling dice online and this is the first two I get
I arrived at basketball and I asked little Jimmy if he brought the basketballs, and he said, "Nope, but I got two right here!"
What is an orphan's least favorite game?
44 Homes.
Why do you not play with a cheetah? Because they cheat!
Why are people so worked up about 9/11? They were just playing Jenga.
Why do people play soccer?
Because people need to kick harder to win a parent.
How do you beat Hellen Keller in musical chairs?
You move the chairs.
I left a ticket to a WNBA game on the dashboard when I went to go get the groceries.
A burglar broke in and left another one on the dashboard.
Why does America suck at Clash of Clans?
They already lost two towers.
Why can't the orphan play baseball? Because they can't find home.
We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class and I said, "Man, they are really bad at Jenga!"
Once I threw the ball at a wheelchair kid. Now we are playing Rocket League! :D
Why was the PUBG player sad?
Since all his friends went to school while he went to Pochinki.
How do baseballs communicate?
They touch base!
Kid on Xbox: I'm not a virgin. Ask your sister.
Bully on Xbox: I don't have a sister, dumbass.
Kid on Xbox: You will in 9 months.
Q: Why was the pilot sad?
A: 'Cause he was bad at playing Jenga. 💀