Game jokes
What do you call two brunettes and a blonde in the NFL?
Two tight ends and a wide receiver!
Why did the rapper refuse to play cards?
Because he was tired of dealing with all the jokers.
Roblox Brookhaven be like:
"ABC if you wanna be adopted."
"ABC if you wanna be my friend."
"ABC if you wanna be a banker."
"ABC if you wanna rob the bank."
"ABC if you wanna date."
"ABC if you wanna sex."
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary on stage?
To DEFINE his rap game!
What do you call a Pegasus that is being sus?
A megasus!
Why is America so bad at playing chess?
They lost two towers.
What's the best card in Clash Royale?
The Credit Card.
Why are orphans bad at poker?
They don’t know what a full house is.
"No towers? :("
"No queen? :("
What does cake and baseball have in common?
They both need a batter.
What do you call a deep diver? A DeepWoken player.
Freddy: I'm coming for you >:)
Me: God, no, help!
*game notification pops up with very loud sound*
"Warning, all unsaved progress will be lost." - Sun Tzu, The Art Of War.
Why is America so bad at Clash of Clans? Because we already lost two towers.
Why can't the orphan play baseball? Because they can't find home.
How do you beat Hellen Keller in musical chairs?
You move the chairs.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.
What is an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
"Adopt Me."
(DOORS)
What door is the first door that opens for you?
The elevator to go to the game.
What is Jimmy Savile's favorite Roblox game?
"Undress to Impress."