Game jokes
Slavery is like Pokémon, you gotta catch them all.
You know what the worst thing about gang rape is?
Having to wait your turn.
What is the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
Pikachu, I choose you!
What's a lesbian's favorite sport? Dodgeball.
"Let's play Roblox! My name is xX_RobloxGamer420Pro_xX."
Why is America bad at Clash of Clans?
Because they already lost two towers.
Why was Sally sad?
Because she couldn't play pattycake. Sally doesn't have arms.
Fortnite is just like high school. You get off the bus and start shooting everybody.
Why do golfers always bring a spare pair of pants? Because they always get a hole in one!
If you play games, go play on your sister.
Do you know the TV show "Naked and Afraid?" Well, that's what my grandpa and I played when I was young.
What show does an orphan hate? Family Feud.
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted.
What is a necrophile's least favorite game?
The Walking Dead.
Hey guys, wish me luck on my game Al-Nassr vs. Raed Al-Raed. I have 604 million followers on Instagram, but we are not gonna be able to beat that. Can we get to 69 followers, please and thankyou?
Why can't orphans play GTA? Because they're not wanted.
9/11 is the biggest game of Jenga... ;)
why was the bad baseball player so good at bowling?
He kept making strikes.
Why aren't orphans good at Monopoly?
They don't know what a house is.
Why is America so bad at playing chess?
They lost two towers.