Game jokes
What is baseball?
What games do monks play a lot?
Among Us.
Why do orphans love tennis? It's the only love they get.
In tennis, 0 points is love.
"Orange, orange, orange."
"Knock, knock."
"Orange."
"Orange you happy I didn't say orange again?"
What do you call Flapple asleep? A Napple.
Memes
mr bean is that you
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger.
Then it hit me.
Yo mama so short that when she plays mini golf, it's just called golf.
I have no puns because I don't play soccer.
/setblock minecraft_morbid_joke
/playsound pained_laugh
I would tell you my jokes about pogs, but they would eventually get too boar-ing.
The farmers were playing chess, and the winner shouted and said: "I killed your horse!"
The second quickly left, and when he returned he said: "We have poisoned all your cows!"
I was playing chess with my friend and he said, “Let’s make this interesting.” So I took away his towers, and he took away my queen.
Why are Indian people bad at Monopoly?
Because whenever they hit the corner, they build a shop.
Roses are red, violets are blue, You're so flat we can play chess on your chest!
Why do emos suck at playing tic-tac-toe on their wrists?
Because when they win, they lose.
Imagine playing Subway Surfers in real life.
The creator's son tried that!
(My friends said to post this. I accept no responsibility.)
What's the difference between a baby and a bowling ball?
A bowling ball doesn't cry when you put your fingers in it.
If you hit an Indian person on the forehead with a dart, is it considered a bullseye?
What is the difference between your dad and a video game?
Your dad doesn’t beat you.
What's the worst possible thing to be playing during the funeral of a bridge-collapse victim?
Fall Guys.