Game jokes
What's the same with your dad and Retail Row?
They are both off the map.
What is a photographer's favorite card game?
SNAP!
Why can't the orphan run past third base?
'Cause the orphan doesn't have a home to run to.
Women are like blackjack. I’m trying for 21, but I always hit on 9.
What was the score to the African basketball game? It was 8-0.
Have you watched the show "Naked and Afraid"? Well, I play it every Saturday with my uncle.
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it actually came back.
What is an emo's favorite game?
To delete Cut the Rope.
You can play Jenga in two places now: New York and Miami (Chaplin Towers.) They probably have Jenga tournaments there every year.
My friend playing truth or dare asked me: "Dare".
My friends: "I dare you to go home."
Basketballs are bigger than end.
When I throw a dodge ball at a person taller than me, it's always a nut shot.
"Among Us," dada.
Why does the Queen play poker on the toilet?
Because she always gets a Royal flush!
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
He didn't know where home was.
Why couldn’t the orphan play baseball?
He had no home to run to!
Why is the queen in chess the most powerful piece? Because the board looks like a kitchen floor.
Guess why orphans can't play baseball? Because they don't know what home is.
Why does the pancake team in baseball always win? Because they have the best batter.
I've got an impressive record at Russian roulette. Retired after one loss ever.