Game jokes
It's all fun and games until they start dancing.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
What do you call a suicide bomber in a wheelchair? (RC-XD)
Your hairline so far back, it's a wide receiver for the Minnesota Vikings.
Why shouldn’t you play cards in Africa?
'Cause there’s too many cheetahs.
What's common between the penis and a Rubik's cube?
Both get hard when we play with them.
What is an orphan's favorite game?
Solitaire.
What’s one thing that an orphan can never get in poker?
A full house.
Why are orphans good at dodge ball?
Because no one misses them.
Why do orphans like to play tennis?
Because that’s the only love they will get.
In a Kahoot, and you're the Twin Tower terrorist: terrorist kill streak 2,996.
What's an astronaut's favorite game? Space-ball!
Wheelchair soccer is just IRL Rocket League. Change my mind.
I threw a dodgeball at a blind kid and got him out... guess I can say he didn't see it coming!
Why did the Titanic sink? Because everyone played Simon Says!
Why can't England play chess?
Because they have no queen, and they will soon lose their king.
What’s the difference between video games and my dad?
My dad doesn’t beat me.
Why did the rapper start a gardening business?
He had mad ROOTS in the game.
Why is it wrong to drive around in a van offering children candy?
Because you’ll have more success if you give out video games!
Have you heard of the show Naked and Afraid?
That's what I call hide and seek with my uncle.