Game jokes
What do orphans not see on a controller?
The home button.
And there's the referee taking down Ronaldo's number.
Not really the time or the place, but it's good to see that we've kept homophobia out of football.
How do you spot a cow?
With a bingo dabber.
"Orange, orange, orange."
"Knock, knock."
"Orange."
"Orange you happy I didn't say orange again?"
What games do monks play a lot?
Among Us.
/setblock minecraft_morbid_joke
/playsound pained_laugh
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger.
Then it hit me.
Yo mama so short that when she plays mini golf, it's just called golf.
I have no puns because I don't play soccer.
What do you call Flapple asleep? A Napple.
What is baseball?
Why do orphans love tennis? It's the only love they get.
In tennis, 0 points is love.
In a Kahoot, and you're the Twin Tower terrorist: terrorist kill streak 2,996.
I threw a dodgeball at a blind kid and got him out... guess I can say he didn't see it coming!
What Pokémon is always disappointed? Wynaut.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why are orphans bad at poker?
They don't know what a full house is.
Guess why orphans can't play baseball? Because they don't know what home is.
Why doesn't the U.S. Government play Clash of Clans?
Because they lost two towers already.
Why can't the orphan run past third base?
'Cause the orphan doesn't have a home to run to.