Game jokes
Why does the pancake team in baseball always win? Because they have the best batter.
Guess why orphans can't play baseball? Because they don't know what home is.
I've got an impressive record at Russian roulette. Retired after one loss ever.
Dad joke.
Why does a dad get more than a pair of socks at the golf course?
Because of a hole in one!
What do you call a bad player? A noob.
Why don’t orphans play poker?
'Cause they don’t know what a full house is.
Yo, if Russia comes to the USA, just know their reboot cards don't expire.
Why does the Queen play poker on the toilet?
Because she always gets a Royal flush!
Isn't a gaming console something people use to not be alone?
THEN WHY THE FUCK ARE 50% OF THE GAMES OFFLINE?!??!?!
Have you watched the show "Naked and Afraid"? Well, I play it every Saturday with my uncle.
What's the difference between an orphan and a baseball?
One gets picked for games.
Why do orphans like Minecraft? So they can build a home...
But a creeper blows it up.
What is an emo's favorite game?
To delete Cut the Rope.
What's the same with your dad and Retail Row?
They are both off the map.
You can play Jenga in two places now: New York and Miami (Chaplin Towers.) They probably have Jenga tournaments there every year.
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it actually came back.
Why couldn’t the orphan play baseball?
He had no home to run to!
My girlfriend was cheating in Uno.
She's not the only one who can play that game.
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
He didn't know where home was.
How do you spot a cow?
With a bingo dabber.