Game jokes

Yo mama so short that when she plays mini golf, it's just called golf.

I have no puns because I don't play soccer.

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger.

Then it hit me.

What is baseball?

I would tell you my jokes about pogs, but they would eventually get too boar-ing.

Why can't England play chess?

Because they have no queen, and they will soon lose their king.

Imagine playing Subway Surfers in real life.

The creator's son tried that!

(My friends said to post this. I accept no responsibility.)

What's the difference between a baby and a bowling ball?

A bowling ball doesn't cry when you put your fingers in it.

What’s one thing that an orphan can never get in poker?

A full house.

Why are orphans good at dodge ball?

Because no one misses them.

If you hit an Indian person on the forehead with a dart, is it considered a bullseye?

Girls: Boys are like games, they're meant to get played.

Boys: Girls are like stones, the flat ones get skipped.

What's the worst possible thing to be playing during the funeral of a bridge-collapse victim?

Fall Guys.

What do the Twin Towers and Angry Birds' pigs have in common?

They always getting hit.

Why shouldn’t you play cards in Africa?

'Cause there’s too many cheetahs.

My local hacker contacted me and told me that he hacked my computer.

I responded, “Show me proof.” He provided the username and password for my email account, bank account, video game accounts, and social media accounts. To be honest, that is the fastest “Forgot Password” procedure I’ve ever done.

Why is the cheetah so bad at hide-n-seek? Because every time she hides, she will always [be] spotted.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn’t have any arms.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Not Susie.

Bully: You are ugly.

Me: You are so fat, you are the Call of Duty map.

What do you call a bus full of kids? A killstreak.