Game jokes
What do you call Flapple asleep? A Napple.
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger.
Then it hit me.
Yo mama so short that when she plays mini golf, it's just called golf.
I have no puns because I don't play soccer.
/setblock minecraft_morbid_joke
/playsound pained_laugh
Memes
I would tell you my jokes about pogs, but they would eventually get too boar-ing.
The farmers were playing chess, and the winner shouted and said: "I killed your horse!"
The second quickly left, and when he returned he said: "We have poisoned all your cows!"
I was playing chess with my friend and he said, âLetâs make this interesting.â So I took away his towers, and he took away my queen.
Why are Indian people bad at Monopoly?
Because whenever they hit the corner, they build a shop.
Roses are red, violets are blue, You're so flat we can play chess on your chest!
Why do emos suck at playing tic-tac-toe on their wrists?
Because when they win, they lose.
Imagine playing Subway Surfers in real life.
The creator's son tried that!
(My friends said to post this. I accept no responsibility.)
What's the difference between a baby and a bowling ball?
A bowling ball doesn't cry when you put your fingers in it.
If you hit an Indian person on the forehead with a dart, is it considered a bullseye?
What is the difference between your dad and a video game?
Your dad doesnât beat you.
What's the worst possible thing to be playing during the funeral of a bridge-collapse victim?
Fall Guys.
Why did the rapper start a gardening business?
He had mad ROOTS in the game.
Why didnât the autistic boy like Minecraft?
There was a new texture pack.
My local hacker contacted me and told me that he hacked my computer.
I responded, âShow me proof.â He provided the username and password for my email account, bank account, video game accounts, and social media accounts. To be honest, that is the fastest âForgot Passwordâ procedure Iâve ever done.
Why is the cheetah so bad at hide-n-seek? Because every time she hides, she will always [be] spotted.