Game jokes
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t have a home to run to.
Little Johnny came running into the house and asked, “Mommy, can little girls have babies?”
“No,” said his mom, “Of course not.”
Little Johnny then ran back outside and his mom heard him yell to his friends, “It’s okay! We can play that game!”
Messi chiquito...
Society is like chess, it's always whites vs blacks.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He pirated GTA VI Hindi No Virus 2022.
What does a ripped jacket and a golfer have in common?
They both have a hole in one.
What's the difference between an orphan and a baseball player?
A baseball player has a home to run to.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home plate.
Yo mama so fat.
In Super Mario Galaxy, she was a fucking planet!
Why does Britain suck at chess?
They lost their queen.
Why do orphans hate dodgeball?
No one misses them.
Why are orphans so bad at dodge ball?
They don't have a home to run to.
What is a necrophile's least favorite game?
The Walking Dead.
What do you call a bad player? A noob.
Why don’t orphans play poker?
'Cause they don’t know what a full house is.
What's the difference between an orphan and a baseball?
One gets picked for games.
Yo, if Russia comes to the USA, just know their reboot cards don't expire.
Isn't a gaming console something people use to not be alone?
THEN WHY THE FUCK ARE 50% OF THE GAMES OFFLINE?!??!?!
Why are basketball courts slippery?
Because the players dribble on it.
Why do orphans like Minecraft? So they can build a home...
But a creeper blows it up.