Game jokes

Have you watched the show "Naked and Afraid"? Well, I play it every Saturday with my uncle.

Guess why orphans can't play baseball? Because they don't know what home is.

What was the score to the African basketball game? It was 8-0.

You can play Jenga in two places now: New York and Miami (Chaplin Towers.) They probably have Jenga tournaments there every year.

"Among Us," dada.

Why does the Queen play poker on the toilet?

Because she always gets a Royal flush!

Why did orphans play Poppy Playtime?

To get a family.

Yo, if Russia comes to the USA, just know their reboot cards don't expire.

What's the difference between an orphan and a baseball?

One gets picked for games.

Isn't a gaming console something people use to not be alone?

THEN WHY THE FUCK ARE 50% OF THE GAMES OFFLINE?!??!?!

Basketballs are bigger than end.

My friend playing truth or dare asked me: "Dare".

My friends: "I dare you to go home."

When I throw a dodge ball at a person taller than me, it's always a nut shot.

Why do orphans like Minecraft? So they can build a home...

But a creeper blows it up.

What is an emo's favorite game?

To delete Cut the Rope.

What's the same with your dad and Retail Row?

They are both off the map.

What's an orphan's favorite toy?

A boomerang because it actually came back.

And there's the referee taking down Ronaldo's number.

Not really the time or the place, but it's good to see that we've kept homophobia out of football.

My girlfriend was cheating in Uno.

She's not the only one who can play that game.

How do you spot a cow?

With a bingo dabber.