Game jokes
I would tell you my jokes about pogs, but they would eventually get too boar-ing.
Why is the queen in chess the most powerful piece? Because the board looks like a kitchen floor.
Why does the pancake team in baseball always win? Because they have the best batter.
I've got an impressive record at Russian roulette. Retired after one loss ever.
Dad joke.
Why does a dad get more than a pair of socks at the golf course?
Because of a hole in one!
You must be a Charmander. Because you’re making me hot.
Pokemon.
What did the spectator miss when going to the toilet?
The entire English innings.
Pokemon: What do you call a killer that uses psycho powers?
Mr. Mime!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
What is a kid's favorite thing to do with their dad?
Play pretend dog in the bed.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home plate.
Why do orphans hate dodgeball?
No one misses them.
Why are orphans so bad at dodge ball?
They don't have a home to run to.
What's the difference between an orphan and a baseball player?
A baseball player has a home to run to.
What is a necrophile's least favorite game?
The Walking Dead.
My girlfriend was cheating in Uno.
She's not the only one who can play that game.
Why couldn’t the orphan play baseball?
He had no home to run to!
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
He didn't know where home was.
Why are Nepalese bad at chess?
Because someone already killed their king!
Why are Nepalese 🇳🇵 bad at chess?
Because someone already killed their 👑.