The farmers were playing chess, and the winner shouted and said: "I killed your horse!"
The second quickly left, and when he returned he said: "We have poisoned all your cows!"
Game Jokes
What is Jimmy Savile's favorite Roblox game?
"Undress to Impress."
What’s the difference between video games and my dad?
My dad doesn’t beat me.
Have you heard of the show Naked and Afraid?
That's what I call hide and seek with my uncle.
Why did the rapper start a gardening business?
He had mad ROOTS in the game.
Why is it wrong to drive around in a van offering children candy?
Because you’ll have more success if you give out video games!
Why did the Titanic sink? Because everyone played Simon Says!
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't get a home run.
Yo mama so stupid, she joined the Squid Game as a sea life lover because she thought it was a game of whoever catches the most octopuses wins.
Do you play COC?
Because it’s a pretty good game.
Q: What are cheetahs?
A: The worst card players!
It's all fun and games until they start dancing.
What do you call a Pegasus that is being sus?
A megasus!
What's common between the penis and a Rubik's cube?
Both get hard when we play with them.
Stephen Hawking is just in a role play. He died to a crash in Minecraft.
Why do orphans like to play tennis?
Because that’s the only love they will get.
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Yo mama so short that when she plays mini golf, it's just called golf.
I have no puns because I don't play soccer.
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger.
Then it hit me.
