Game jokes
Why are Indian people bad at Monopoly?
Because whenever they hit the corner, they build a shop.
Why do emos suck at playing tic-tac-toe on their wrists?
Because when they win, they lose.
What is the difference between your dad and a video game?
Your dad doesn’t beat you.
The farmers were playing chess, and the winner shouted and said: "I killed your horse!"
The second quickly left, and when he returned he said: "We have poisoned all your cows!"
What is Jimmy Savile's favorite Roblox game?
"Undress to Impress."
Memes
What’s the difference between video games and my dad?
My dad doesn’t beat me.
Have you heard of the show Naked and Afraid?
That's what I call hide and seek with my uncle.
Why did the rapper start a gardening business?
He had mad ROOTS in the game.
Why is it wrong to drive around in a van offering children candy?
Because you’ll have more success if you give out video games!
Why did the Titanic sink? Because everyone played Simon Says!
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't get a home run.
Yo mama so stupid, she joined the Squid Game as a sea life lover because she thought it was a game of whoever catches the most octopuses wins.
Do you play COC?
Because it’s a pretty good game.
Q: What are cheetahs?
A: The worst card players!
It's all fun and games until they start dancing.
What do you call a Pegasus that is being sus?
A megasus!
What's common between the penis and a Rubik's cube?
Both get hard when we play with them.
Stephen Hawking is just in a role play. He died to a crash in Minecraft.
Why do orphans like to play tennis?
Because that’s the only love they will get.
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