Game jokes
What was the score to the African basketball game? It was 8-0.
I wanted to play Fruit Ninja, but remembered I don’t have a phone. Guess I gotta draw fruit on my arm!
Why are basketball courts slippery?
Because the players dribble on it.
Basketballs are bigger than end.
"Among Us," dada.
What is a kid's favorite thing to do with their dad?
Play pretend dog in the bed.
What is a necrophile's least favorite game?
The Walking Dead.
What's the difference between an orphan and a baseball player?
A baseball player has a home to run to.
When I throw a dodge ball at a person taller than me, it's always a nut shot.
My friend playing truth or dare asked me: "Dare".
My friends: "I dare you to go home."
Yo mama so ugly when she played Five Nights at Freddy's, they thought that she was already in an animatronic costume.
Why does nobody know that an Octane is a Fennec in disguise?
They have the same hitbox.
You must be a Charmander. Because you’re making me hot.
Pokemon.
What did the spectator miss when going to the toilet?
The entire English innings.
What do orphans not see on a controller?
The home button.
Why are orphans bad at poker?
They don't know what a full house is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
Pokemon: What do you call a killer that uses psycho powers?
Mr. Mime!
Why are Nepalese bad at chess?
Because someone already killed their king!
Why is the queen in chess the most powerful piece? Because the board looks like a kitchen floor.