Game jokes
"Among Us," dada.
Why does the Queen play poker on the toilet?
Because she always gets a Royal flush!
Why did orphans play Poppy Playtime?
To get a family.
Yo, if Russia comes to the USA, just know their reboot cards don't expire.
What's the difference between an orphan and a baseball?
One gets picked for games.
Memes
Isn't a gaming console something people use to not be alone?
THEN WHY THE FUCK ARE 50% OF THE GAMES OFFLINE?!??!?!
Basketballs are bigger than end.
My friend playing truth or dare asked me: "Dare".
My friends: "I dare you to go home."
When I throw a dodge ball at a person taller than me, it's always a nut shot.
Why do orphans like Minecraft? So they can build a home...
But a creeper blows it up.
What is an emo's favorite game?
To delete Cut the Rope.
What's the same with your dad and Retail Row?
They are both off the map.
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it actually came back.
And there's the referee taking down Ronaldo's number.
Not really the time or the place, but it's good to see that we've kept homophobia out of football.
My girlfriend was cheating in Uno.
She's not the only one who can play that game.
How do you spot a cow?
With a bingo dabber.
What is baseball?
What games do monks play a lot?
Among Us.
Why do orphans love tennis? It's the only love they get.
In tennis, 0 points is love.
"Orange, orange, orange."
"Knock, knock."
"Orange."
"Orange you happy I didn't say orange again?"