Game jokes
Why was Cinderella banned from playing sports? Because she always ran away from the ball.
"Simon says touch your chin."
The fat people be like, "Which one?"
An orphan entered the high school for the first time. He has no knowledge of the school. He went to the secretary and asked where he shall go. The secretary then gave the orphan a schedule and said to the orphan, “Where is homeroom?” The secretary then asked which homeroom number he was assigned, and he said "1." The orphan then started to weep and said that his parents died right as he stole his first base in baseball.
What do orphans not see on a controller?
The home button.
Did you know Stephen Hawking died in a game? The game was Happy Wheels.
Badminton: Your breath is so bad that you have to take a mint before you go on Fortnite.
Cristiano Clapnaldo woke up FEELING DANGEROUS against Real Sociedad!
- 0 tapins! - 0 assists! - 3/3 dives! - 0 key passes! - 2 big chances missed! - 1/4 dribbles! - 2 Offsides! - 27 claps!
Better than Elanga?
"the floor is lava!"
- everyone, Pompeii 79 A.D.
Why do orphans like Monopoly?
To cry about the money they can’t earn in real life.
Yo mama so ugly when she played Five Nights at Freddy's, they thought that she was already in an animatronic costume.
Your mama so fat, she filled up Minecraft's block limit! lol XD
Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants?
Because they'll get a hole in one!
I was born and raised in Newcastle.
My grandfather used to tell me stories about Penaldo, a goblin from Portugal that travels to England when Newcastle is playing. He scores a tapin and then disappears until the next Newcastle game. I still have nightmares that he’s in our stadium.
There was a little boy named Chris who was addicted to Roblox.
One day, his grandpa fell into a deep coma caused by a head injury.
One day, little Chris went to visit his poor grandpa. He brought his Windows 10 too, but it had no charge in it. After pulling out some wires and placing his into the wall, he started to hear a long beeping sound, but ignored it and continued to play Roblox. Chris's parents came and saw what had happened.
The dad then yelled, "You dumb f***, you killed my father!!!"
Then Chris said "Yeah. He was worth robucks, too."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because it's not original at all.
Messi chiquito...
Why did the orphan play GTA? So he could get wanted.
Sans: I like eating ketchup, don't believe me? It's ASRIEL as it gets!
UT Sans to UT pap: You FORGHETTIE the spaghetti!!!
Ink sans: umm lust? That's INKAPPROPRIATE!
Fell sans: I hate these double standards...if you burn a body at a crematorium you're doing "a good job," do it at home and your "destroying evidence."
Error sans: Every time you make a typo, the errorists win.
Why can't Indians play football? Because every time they take a corner, they make a shop.