Game jokes
Why do orphans love tennis? It's the only love they get.
In tennis, 0 points is love.
What is baseball?
If you hit an Indian person on the forehead with a dart, is it considered a bullseye?
Why didn’t the autistic boy like Minecraft?
There was a new texture pack.
Everyone becomes happy when they complete the last stage of the game.
But the cancer patients aren't.
What's the worst possible thing to be playing during the funeral of a bridge-collapse victim?
Fall Guys.
What is the difference between your dad and a video game?
Your dad doesn’t beat you.
Why are Indian people bad at Monopoly?
Because whenever they hit the corner, they build a shop.
Roses are red, violets are blue, You're so flat we can play chess on your chest!
Why do emos suck at playing tic-tac-toe on their wrists?
Because when they win, they lose.
The farmers were playing chess, and the winner shouted and said: "I killed your horse!"
The second quickly left, and when he returned he said: "We have poisoned all your cows!"
I was playing chess with my friend and he said, “Let’s make this interesting.” So I took away his towers, and he took away my queen.
Imagine playing Subway Surfers in real life.
The creator's son tried that!
(My friends said to post this. I accept no responsibility.)
What's the difference between a baby and a bowling ball?
A bowling ball doesn't cry when you put your fingers in it.
Girls: Boys are like games, they're meant to get played.
Boys: Girls are like stones, the flat ones get skipped.
I was working at Fredbear’s, but then I got bite of ‘83’d.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't get a home run.
What do the Twin Towers and Angry Birds' pigs have in common?
They always getting hit.
Do you play COC?
Because it’s a pretty good game.
Q: What are cheetahs?
A: The worst card players!