Game jokes
What helped the Lakers win the Finals? Kobe's passing!
What's orphans' favorite game? Housekeeping.
Congratulations! 10 years+ record of hide and seek with your parents, and they're still hiding!
They hide so well, they probably forgot about you. Mwah. <3
Player 138 eliminated...
Who does an orphan play soccer with?
No one.
Memes
I was rolling dice online and this is the first two I get
Yo mama, why do you have to jump in the pool as soon as I can find the water on Mario? I mean, Mario jump to Mars!
Why is the US so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.
Why can't orphans play poker?
Because they don't know what a full house is.
What war game can the French win? None, they are always losing.
Playing hide and seek with Helen Keller wasn’t the best idea you’ve had all day.
What do you think about the game "Fortnite?"
Shit.
What's an orphan's least favorite game?
Hide and seek.
So an orphan played for a football team, and the coach said, "Your parents must be proud of you!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Why did the NBA remove the glory hole from the men's locker room?
Too many black basketball players sucking too many white cocks before the game.
My wife said she would slam my head into my keyboard if I did not get off video games.
But don't worry I think she was just joking.
Why do Indians like basketball?
Because Steph Curry plays it.
Why does Stephen Hawking need some screens?
He needs to win those Fortnite tournaments and get to Champions League.
I kick a soccer ball at someone in a wheelchair. Now we're playing Rocket League.
What do call six gay men going in a war?
Rainbow Six Siege.
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