Game

Game jokes

Tower

Why is the US so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.

Screen

Why does Stephen Hawking need some screens?

He needs to win those Fortnite tournaments and get to Champions League.

Memes

Adoption

Congratulations! 10 years+ record of hide and seek with your parents, and they're still hiding!

They hide so well, they probably forgot about you. Mwah. <3

Orphan

Why can't orphans play poker?

Because they don't know what a full house is.

Yo mama

Yo mama, why do you have to jump in the pool as soon as I can find the water on Mario? I mean, Mario jump to Mars!

Name

"Why is my name Rose?"

"A rose fell on your head when you were born."

"Why is my name Daisy?"

"A daisy fell on your head when you were born."

"Bedrock is better than Java!"

"Oh, hi Brick!"

War

What do call six gay men going in a war?

Rainbow Six Siege.

Movie

Harry Potter

Dobby: "Dobby never meant to kill, Dobby only meant to maim or seriously injure!"

Jumanji

Coach Webb: "Ok, there's a lot wrong with that."

Toy

What was Stephen Hawking's favorite toy as a kid?

Hot Wheels.