Game jokes
Why can't Mexicans play Uno? Because they're too busy stealing all the green cards.
Let's play twin towers, your thighs are the towers and my penis is the plane, coming in between.
I wondered why the pitcher hadn’t pitched the ball yet.
Then it hit me.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Fortnite is dead, so are you.
(I have no friends because all of my friends play Fortgay, just like my friends all of them are gay.)
Why is the US so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.
Memes
I was rolling dice online and this is the first two I get
Yo mama, why do you have to jump in the pool as soon as I can find the water on Mario? I mean, Mario jump to Mars!
Why does Stephen Hawking need some screens?
He needs to win those Fortnite tournaments and get to Champions League.
I kick a soccer ball at someone in a wheelchair. Now we're playing Rocket League.
Why do Indians like basketball?
Because Steph Curry plays it.
Why can’t you play games with cats? Because they always ‘cheetah’.
My wife said she would slam my head into my keyboard if I did not get off video games.
But don't worry I think she was just joking.
What's an orphan's least favorite game?
Hide and seek.
What war game can the French win? None, they are always losing.
So an orphan played for a football team, and the coach said, "Your parents must be proud of you!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Why did the NBA remove the glory hole from the men's locker room?
Too many black basketball players sucking too many white cocks before the game.
Playing hide and seek with Helen Keller wasn’t the best idea you’ve had all day.
Is shooting and killing a pregnant woman a spawn kill or double kill?
Jenga.
Why can't orphans play poker?
Because they don't know what a full house is.
Congratulations! 10 years+ record of hide and seek with your parents, and they're still hiding!
They hide so well, they probably forgot about you. Mwah. <3