Game jokes
Player 138 eliminated...
Who does an orphan play soccer with?
No one.
Yo mama, why do you have to jump in the pool as soon as I can find the water on Mario? I mean, Mario jump to Mars!
Why is the US so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.
Why can't orphans play poker?
Because they don't know what a full house is.
Memes
What war game can the French win? None, they are always losing.
Playing hide and seek with Helen Keller wasn’t the best idea you’ve had all day.
What do you think about the game "Fortnite?"
Shit.
What's an orphan's least favorite game?
Hide and seek.
So an orphan played for a football team, and the coach said, "Your parents must be proud of you!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Why did the NBA remove the glory hole from the men's locker room?
Too many black basketball players sucking too many white cocks before the game.
My wife said she would slam my head into my keyboard if I did not get off video games.
But don't worry I think she was just joking.
Why is America not good at Clash Royale? Answer: They lost 2 towers! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Why do Indians like basketball?
Because Steph Curry plays it.
Why does Stephen Hawking need some screens?
He needs to win those Fortnite tournaments and get to Champions League.
I kick a soccer ball at someone in a wheelchair. Now we're playing Rocket League.
What do call six gay men going in a war?
Rainbow Six Siege.
Guys, add me as a friend in Roblox. I'm hawaiilover973 :D
"Why is my name Rose?"
"A rose fell on your head when you were born."
"Why is my name Daisy?"
"A daisy fell on your head when you were born."
"Bedrock is better than Java!"
"Oh, hi Brick!"
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
Because then they can play catch.