Game jokes
Why did Bob go to the store? To bob for apples.
Tushar’s Fortnite skills.
Inmate 1: Why are you in prison?
Inmate 2: I killed 4 people and robbed someone, what about you?
Inmate 1: I blew up a school bus.
Inmate 2: OMG, you demon! Were they autistic?
Inmate 1: No, they were Fortnite kids.
Inmate 2 (who is Muslim): Halelouia, we have found the messiah!
After the shooting, people were asking why they would do it.
They wanted to stop but it turns out they were playing an online game.
The last number of your like is the Amogus you get.
1: Amogus trollface
2: Frogus
3: Amogus in 2013
4: Chogus
5: Classic Amogus
6: Wait this isn't Amogus
7: Amogus drip
8: Amog sus
9: Amog stuff
Why don’t orphans play hide and seek?
Because no one will look for them.
Let's play twin towers, your thighs are the towers and my penis is the plane, coming in between.
Why can't Mexicans play Uno? Because they're too busy stealing all the green cards.
Q. What movie is a fat person most afraid of?
A. The Hunger Games.
Is shooting and killing a pregnant woman a spawn kill or double kill?
Why can't fat kids play poker?
They eat all the chips.
Jenga.
Why is the US so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Uriah. Uriah who? Keep Uriah on the ball, Laquon Treadwell!
I tried to play with rock, but it was hard.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite toy as a kid?
Hot Wheels.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Fortnite is dead, so are you.
(I have no friends because all of my friends play Fortgay, just like my friends all of them are gay.)
What war game can the French win? None, they are always losing.
What's an orphan's least favorite game?
Hide and seek.
So an orphan played for a football team, and the coach said, "Your parents must be proud of you!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣