Game jokes
Tushar’s Fortnite skills.
Inmate 1: Why are you in prison?
Inmate 2: I killed 4 people and robbed someone, what about you?
Inmate 1: I blew up a school bus.
Inmate 2: OMG, you demon! Were they autistic?
Inmate 1: No, they were Fortnite kids.
Inmate 2 (who is Muslim): Halelouia, we have found the messiah!
After the shooting, people were asking why they would do it.
They wanted to stop but it turns out they were playing an online game.
The last number of your like is the Amogus you get.
1: Amogus trollface
2: Frogus
3: Amogus in 2013
4: Chogus
5: Classic Amogus
6: Wait this isn't Amogus
7: Amogus drip
8: Amog sus
9: Amog stuff
Why can't fat kids play poker?
They eat all the chips.
I tried to play with rock, but it was hard.
The king took a shit on the craps table at the casino.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Uriah. Uriah who? Keep Uriah on the ball, Laquon Treadwell!
Roses are red, violets are blue, Fortnite is dead, so are you.
(I have no friends because all of my friends play Fortgay, just like my friends all of them are gay.)
Why can't Mexicans play Uno? Because they're too busy stealing all the green cards.
What's orphans' favorite game? Housekeeping.
Why can't orphans play poker?
Because they don't know what a full house is.
Yo mama, why do you have to jump in the pool as soon as I can find the water on Mario? I mean, Mario jump to Mars!
Player 138 eliminated...
Jenga.
Is shooting and killing a pregnant woman a spawn kill or double kill?
Why is the US so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite toy as a kid?
Hot Wheels.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
It doesn't know where home is.
Why can’t you play games with cats? Because they always ‘cheetah’.