Game jokes
Why don’t orphans play hide and seek?
Because no one will look for them.
Let's play twin towers, your thighs are the towers and my penis is the plane, coming in between.
Why can't Mexicans play Uno? Because they're too busy stealing all the green cards.
Why can't fat kids play poker?
They eat all the chips.
Jenga.
sussy game artifact
Why can't orphans play poker?
Because they don't know what a full house is.
What's an orphan's least favorite game?
Hide and seek.
So an orphan played for a football team, and the coach said, "Your parents must be proud of you!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
What war game can the French win? None, they are always losing.
Playing hide and seek with Helen Keller wasn’t the best idea you’ve had all day.
Why can’t you play games with cats? Because they always ‘cheetah’.
Why did the NBA remove the glory hole from the men's locker room?
Too many black basketball players sucking too many white cocks before the game.
My wife said she would slam my head into my keyboard if I did not get off video games.
But don't worry I think she was just joking.
Why do Indians like basketball?
Because Steph Curry plays it.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Fortnite is dead, so are you.
(I have no friends because all of my friends play Fortgay, just like my friends all of them are gay.)
Yo mama, why do you have to jump in the pool as soon as I can find the water on Mario? I mean, Mario jump to Mars!
What do you think about the game "Fortnite?"
Shit.
Player 138 eliminated...
Why is the US so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.
Why does Stephen Hawking need some screens?
He needs to win those Fortnite tournaments and get to Champions League.