Game jokes
Why is the US so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.
Why does Stephen Hawking need some screens?
He needs to win those Fortnite tournaments and get to Champions League.
Why do Indians like basketball?
Because Steph Curry plays it.
I kick a soccer ball at someone in a wheelchair. Now we're playing Rocket League.
Who does an orphan play soccer with?
No one.
Memes
I was rolling dice online and this is the first two I get
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What helped the Lakers win the Finals? Kobe's passing!
What's orphans' favorite game? Housekeeping.
Congratulations! 10 years+ record of hide and seek with your parents, and they're still hiding!
They hide so well, they probably forgot about you. Mwah. <3
Player 138 eliminated...
Why can't orphans play poker?
Because they don't know what a full house is.
Yo mama, why do you have to jump in the pool as soon as I can find the water on Mario? I mean, Mario jump to Mars!
What do you think about the game "Fortnite?"
Shit.
"Why is my name Rose?"
"A rose fell on your head when you were born."
"Why is my name Daisy?"
"A daisy fell on your head when you were born."
"Bedrock is better than Java!"
"Oh, hi Brick!"
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
Because then they can play catch.
What do call six gay men going in a war?
Rainbow Six Siege.
What’s an orphan's favorite game?
Catch.
All the jokes on this website are terrarible.
Harry Potter
Dobby: "Dobby never meant to kill, Dobby only meant to maim or seriously injure!"
Jumanji
Coach Webb: "Ok, there's a lot wrong with that."
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite toy as a kid?
Hot Wheels.