Game jokes
You know what the difference between Kobe Bryant and Russell Westbrook is?
He wears 0 and Kobe has 0 lives left.
The other day I started watching Game of Thrones.
I told my friend about it. Told him all about the violence, murder, decapitation, gore, sex, gay sex, midget sex, prostitution, rape, paedophilia, incest, and inbreeding... And he was like: "Oh, so you're still on the first episode then?"
If I'm holding a cricket ball in each hand, what do I have?
A really fucking huge cricket.
"Me fa so?"
Why are orphans sad when playing Roblox?
There isn't any parents on Roblox.
What game do emo kids hate the most?
Life.
What’s kid Among Us?
Sugoma dik!
How to get free robux: buy robux to make a game to get more robux.
The terrorists got a killstreak of 2,996; they are popping off, bro.
What is an emo's most hated game? Hangman.
Because it's rubbing it in their face that they can't hang themselves.
Why did orphans play Poppy Playtime?
To get a family.
Why does the Queen play poker on the toilet?
Because she always gets a Royal flush!
Ahhhhh shit! IT’S HUNTING SEASON y’all!
Q: What’s the difference between an orphan and a baseball field?
A: A baseball field has a home base.
What game did Al-Qaeda play with the Twin Towers on September 11th, 2001? Jenga.
"Just killed a woman, feeling good."
- Tommyinnit
One day, little Johnny was playing with his toys and looked out the window. He saw the neighbor's kid laying face-first in the grass, not breathing.
Little Johnny continued to shoot his nerf gun at the neighbor's big booty cheeks. No movement at all. After little Johnny went to get a snack, he looked out the window again and the kid was gone.
Little Johnny went to the neighbors and said, "I'm sorry to hear that your child has gone missing."
What show does an orphan hate? Family Feud.
"Among Us," dada.
What is a fun game for an emo kid?
Tug-o-war with a tree.