Game jokes
What game can an emo play on their wrists without an ink pen?
Tic-tac-toe.
Fortnite is so bad that when you try to play, trash is always in your way. LOL
Bro, I love hanging out with bullies. It's either we play Yahtzee or we playing Nazi.
Did you hear about the baseball game between America and Ethiopia?
America - 8
Ethiopia - didn't.
Why does Michael Jackson have such a hard time playing chess?
He can't choose between black or white.
When I throw a dodge ball at a person taller than me, it's always a nut shot.
Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn’t have any arms.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Not Susie.
Roses are red, I hate snitches, You talk a lot of game for a guy with 3 inches.
I'm playing a game of HANGMAN. Is there an 'S' or a 'C'?
MIKE PEN__E??
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home base.
What do you call basketball for disabled people?
Rocket League?
Don’t challenge Death to a pillow fight. Unless you’re prepared for the reaper cushions.
Me: Do you like smash?
Friend: Smash Rolls?
Me: No, Smash DEEZ NUTS!
Friend: AHHHHH (*moans)
You know what the difference between Kobe Bryant and Russell Westbrook is?
He wears 0 and Kobe has 0 lives left.
The other day I started watching Game of Thrones.
I told my friend about it. Told him all about the violence, murder, decapitation, gore, sex, gay sex, midget sex, prostitution, rape, paedophilia, incest, and inbreeding... And he was like: "Oh, so you're still on the first episode then?"
If I'm holding a cricket ball in each hand, what do I have?
A really fucking huge cricket.
"Me fa so?"
Why are orphans sad when playing Roblox?
There isn't any parents on Roblox.
What game do emo kids hate the most?
Life.
What’s kid Among Us?
Sugoma dik!