Game jokes
Ahhhhh shit! IT’S HUNTING SEASON y’all!
Q: What’s the difference between an orphan and a baseball field?
A: A baseball field has a home base.
What game did Al-Qaeda play with the Twin Towers on September 11th, 2001? Jenga.
"Just killed a woman, feeling good."
- Tommyinnit
One day, little Johnny was playing with his toys and looked out the window. He saw the neighbor's kid laying face-first in the grass, not breathing.
Little Johnny continued to shoot his nerf gun at the neighbor's big booty cheeks. No movement at all. After little Johnny went to get a snack, he looked out the window again and the kid was gone.
Little Johnny went to the neighbors and said, "I'm sorry to hear that your child has gone missing."
What show does an orphan hate? Family Feud.
"Among Us," dada.
What is a fun game for an emo kid?
Tug-o-war with a tree.
Jesus was the one who created the T pose, not Fortnite.
What is the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
Pikachu, I choose you!
Ya momma is sus.
Q. Which game does necro like the most?
Into the dead part 1.
Osama Bin Laden is the best Angry Birds player of all time.
Sus
My wrists have a different texture pack than the rest of me.
Yo mama is so short, Minions look down at her.
Yo mama is so fat that she volunteered for the Hunger Games 'cause she thought it was an eating competition.
Yo mama is so ugly when Santa Claus saw her, he yelled "Ho Ho Holy Sh*t!"
Yo mama is so old, when she walked into an antique store, they didn't let her leave.
Yo mama is so stupid, she sold her car for gas money.
Why do orphans not build houses in Minecraft? Because they want it to be realistic.
When I went to the basketball pitch, I saw a man dribbling his own balls.
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it actually came back.
What is the worst animal to play cards with? A cheater.