Game jokes
People always ask what the secret of our family's happiness is. It is simple really.
1. Television and computer games are limited to a couple of hours each week.
2. We all give each other a hand when needed.
Last but not least, we play Twister.
Add me on Fortnite, my user is liamonoce2004 :)
Papyrus was playing with the human, but then Papyrus fell and he broke the cell bone of the human.
Why didn’t the orphan play baseball?
Because I took the bat and swung it at their kneecaps, and now they can’t run. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
The day I saw people asking Lebron James whether he liked to play basketball, my thoughts be like: wait, so Lebron James is gay cuz he likes to play with them balls.
Why can't an orphan play kickball?
Because they can't hit home.
I hop on Clash Royale. I see Mega Knight. I cry.
Like if you hate the Mega Knight from Clash Royale because I really, really hate it so much!
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t make a home run. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
why was the bad baseball player so good at bowling?
He kept making strikes.
What game can an emo play on their wrists without an ink pen?
Tic-tac-toe.
Fortnite is so bad that when you try to play, trash is always in your way. LOL
Bro, I love hanging out with bullies. It's either we play Yahtzee or we playing Nazi.
Did you hear about the baseball game between America and Ethiopia?
America - 8
Ethiopia - didn't.
The teacher was asking some of her students the meanings of words.
"Sally, can you tell me what 'beautiful' means?"
Sally: "You..."
Teacher: "Aww! How nice! But next time, say the actual definition. Now, can someone tell me what 'malicious' means?"
Andrew: "A dangerous person and/or virus."
Teacher: "Great job, Andrew! Now, what does 'fat' mean? Johnny?"
Johnny: "A pig."
Teacher: "Could you tell me the actual defini- "
Johnny: "In other words, the person who last spoke to me!"
Why does Michael Jackson have such a hard time playing chess?
He can't choose between black or white.
When I throw a dodge ball at a person taller than me, it's always a nut shot.
Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn’t have any arms.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Not Susie.
Roses are red, I hate snitches, You talk a lot of game for a guy with 3 inches.
I'm playing a game of HANGMAN. Is there an 'S' or a 'C'?
MIKE PEN__E??
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home base.