Game jokes
Why did Jesus play football?
He was Spanish, ayo.
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale?
Because they have already lost 2 towers.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't go home.
Why are New Yorkers so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers!
Why are Americans bad at Clash of Clans?
Because they have already lost 2 towers.
You can play Jenga in two places now: New York and Miami (Chaplin Towers.) They probably have Jenga tournaments there every year.
Why can't orphans exit out of their games? They don't have a home button.
What is the difference between an orphan and Pikachu? Pikachu, I choose you!
What's the same with your dad and Retail Row?
They are both off the map.
What is an emo's favorite game?
To delete Cut the Rope.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite game? Jacks.
Why? He loved to play with the little balls.
Do you know what the equivalent to hell is these days?
1. Listening to your teacher.
2. Not having your phone/game/TV.
3. Not having nicotine.
I was playing Warzone last night, and I shot my teammate that said they were emo. When I shot him, another player did, and it said "assist kill."
Why do orphans like Minecraft? So they can build a home...
But a creeper blows it up.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because he can’t find home.
Q: Why was the pilot sad?
A: 'Cause he was bad at playing Jenga. 💀
Bro, I love hanging out with white people, it's either we play Yahtzee, or we playin' Nazi.
What you call suicide, I call a failed speedrun attempt.
What do kidnappers play?
Roblox.
Why can't orphans play GTA? Because they're not wanted.