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Game jokes

Yo mama so ugly when she played Five Nights at Freddy's, they thought that she was already in an animatronic costume.

What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?

Adopt Me, so they can get adopted.

New skin unlocked: Blood splatter!

(Obtained by running over 69 children.)

Secretly, I’m a woman catfishing gay men on Grindr. When a notification from the app went off, my son told me, “I’ve heard that sound. Daddy has that game, too!”

What's the difference between soccer and a dead baby?

I don't wear steel cap boots when I play soccer.

To all of you making jokes about orphans, it’s all fun and games until both of your parents leave you.

LMFAO (my parents left me and it’s not the funniest thing ever)

What does Marcus Rashford say when he comes to the stadium?

I wanna kick some balls!

I was born and raised in Newcastle.

My grandfather used to tell me stories about Penaldo, a goblin from Portugal that travels to England when Newcastle is playing. He scores a tapin and then disappears until the next Newcastle game. I still have nightmares that he’s in our stadium.

Q: Why can't orphans be on a football team?

A: Because they won't know where to go on a home game.