Game jokes
If you play FNF, I play a game because he has two balls, boi.
What do you call an orphan who can't get 5 stars on GTA?
Not wanted.
Did you know that if you die you can still be a part of family game night!
All you have to do is have your family cremate you and put you in an hour glass, and the games that use hour glasses, well, you will be a part of family game night.
Why did Cinderella get kicked off the soccer team? Because she ran away from the ball.
The Romans conquered Africa, they conquered Europe, they conquered Britain, then they stopped. They probably ran out of conkers.
Have you heard of the Tic-Tac-Toe Beetle? It has an X-O-skeleton.
What do you get when you have a class of kids and a speeding car?
A 24 killstreak!
Little Johnny ran into the kitchen and asked his mother, "Mom, can little girls have babies?" His mom answered, "Of course not." A few minutes later, his mom heard him shout to his friend, "It's okay, we can keep playing!"
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why is Roblox so blocky? Because it "ro-block."
Why shouldn't you let a Chinese person play baseball?
'Cause they'll eat the bat!
What do you call a nut who loves the game of chess?
A chess-nut.
When I was very young...
My classmates played a game called kiss chase. Some were really good at catching the girls and then kissing them.
They are rapists now.
Which nut is the best at playing tag?
Catch-yous, aka cashews.
Why do orphans like Monopoly?
To cry about the money they can’t earn in real life.
"Among Us" is a game (Skeld) where there is an imposter trying to hijack the ship and kill everyone. Does this sound similar to September 11, 2001?
Your mom is so fat, she played bowling with the planets.
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang.
Why did a school shooter get banned from a game server?
He was caught aimbotting.
What does Amogus and Jesus have in common?
They're sus.