Game jokes
Women are like blackjack. I’m trying for 21, but I always hit on 9.
Why do orphans play GTA?
They want to be wanted.
Why can't the orphan run past third base?
'Cause the orphan doesn't have a home to run to.
What game does a suicidal person who is very bad at word or guessing games love?
Hangman.
If I had two nickels every time PETA parodied a game, I'd have 14.
Fortnite Battle Pass.
The twin towers were basically Angry Birds but in real life.
What is a photographer's favorite card game?
SNAP!
Adin, you should consider eating pencil lead, you fat cat lover, only if you're the new Adin from FF though xoxo da babby.
You when you face the boss the first time: :)
You when Dark Souls boss music starts playing on the second phase: :(
You when you ask why do you hear boss music: <(
You when the boss goes straight to his final phase after 1 hit:
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What war game can the French win? None, they are always losing.
When you go to a baseball game and they say, "Heads up!" and you put your head up, and the ball hits you in the head.
So you know those people that commit suicide by hanging themselves? I guess they lost Hangman.
Why is the Titanic good at baseball? Because it sinks it.
I got the newest Call of Duty game! I got a 200 kill streak, then I went home and played COD.
Why don't orphans play GTA?
Because they're sad they don't get wanted!
I screamed "Jenga" today in class while watching a 9/11 documentary.
You caught a Penaldo!
Description: Penaldo, the finished statpadder. It is said that Penaldo drains the energy of its teammates and sells underwears.
Type: Ghost type.
Moves: Dive
Disappear in big games
Cry for pens
Statpad vs farmers
Sells underwear
Why are basketball courts slippery?
Because the players dribble on it.
I was playing Mortal Kombat with my friend when he picked the fighter Pristiano Penaldo. I won and the voice didn't say "Finish him," so I couldn't do a fatality.
I was confused, but I understood that the game didn't let me finish him because he is already finished.