Why can't the orphan play baseball?
Because he does not know where home is.
Game Jokes
What were the twin towers plains?
God's playing Jenga.
New skin unlocked: Blood splatter!
(Obtained by running over 69 children.)
Secretly, I’m a woman catfishing gay men on Grindr. When a notification from the app went off, my son told me, “I’ve heard that sound. Daddy has that game, too!”
When the Among Us has drip ඞ!
If a cat or a dog plays Among Us, it will wanna be the impawstor.
Bro, whenever I look at you, Fortnite gets popular again.
Sans Undertale.
What's the one game emos hate?
Cut the rope.
What's the difference between soccer and a dead baby?
I don't wear steel cap boots when I play soccer.
To all of you making jokes about orphans, it’s all fun and games until both of your parents leave you.
LMFAO (my parents left me and it’s not the funniest thing ever)
What is the difference between an orphan and Pikachu?
"Pikachu, I choose you!"
What does Marcus Rashford say when he comes to the stadium?
I wanna kick some balls!
I was born and raised in Newcastle.
My grandfather used to tell me stories about Penaldo, a goblin from Portugal that travels to England when Newcastle is playing. He scores a tapin and then disappears until the next Newcastle game. I still have nightmares that he’s in our stadium.
Q: Why can't orphans be on a football team?
A: Because they won't know where to go on a home game.
When the quiet kid lost a game of basketball and reaches into his bag,
other people in the gym: "Oh shit this nigga bout to shoot."
Why can't orphans play poker?
Because they don't know what a full house is.
My friend threw a soccer ball at a disabled kid.
We all yelled "Rocket league!"
"You did great!"
"Come here and get your prize, a shiny quarter!"
"Nah, that's okay."
"Here's the quarterback."
"You don't want the quarter?"
"No! Quarterback!"
"Huh?"
(Crashes) (screams)
"Yo, sorry 'bout that."
"You think he's gonna be mad?"
"Who? Baldi?"
"Nah, he doesn't have a HAIR in the world!"
(Annoying Orange laughs) (Baldi groans)
Why can't orphans play games?
Parents signed.
