Huggy Wuggy and Kissy Missy had a baby.
They never gave him a name, so they just played cut the rope with him...
"Never gonna give, never gonna give (Give you up) We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching, but You're too shy to say it Inside, we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you." mucho_mango: just woke up from my dream what was that.
What’s a depressed kid's favorite game? Hangman.
Have you watched the show "Naked and Afraid"? Well, I play it every Saturday with my uncle.
Why do orphans play Sims?
Because they can make themselves a family.
What game do Emos play?
Fruit Ninja.
(Sorryyyyy Lmaoooo)
Me: Want to play 911?
My little brother: What's that?
Me: It's where I kick your legs and you fall.
Gaming, uh?
Why did the orphan play Monopoly? To at least get some money. #fake
What is an Emo's favorite game? Hangman!
Do you play Sea of Thieves? See if these balls fit in your mouth, gotteeeem!
I saw a dwarf and said, "He costs 2 elixir!"
He called the cops.
What was the score to the African basketball game? It was 8-0
So, Little Johnny's teacher is warned at the beginning of the school year not to ever make a bet with Johnny unless she is absolutely sure she will win it. One day in class, Johnny raises his hand and says, "Teacher, I'll bet you $50 I can guess what color your underwear is." She replies, "Okay, meet me after class and we'll settle it." But before class ends, she goes to the restroom and removes her panties. After class is over and the students clear out, Johnny makes his guess. "Blue." "Nope. You got it wrong," she says as she lifts her skirt to reveal she isn't wearing any underwear. "Well, come with me out to my dad's car, he's waiting for me, and I'll get you the money." She follows him out. When they get to the car, she informs his dad that he got the bet wrong and that she showed Johnny that she wasn't wearing any underwear. His dad exclaims: "That mother fucker! He bet me $100 this morning that he'd see your pussy before the end of the day!"
You call him the holy cross. I call it the rejected Smash character.
Why are orphans so bad at dodgeball? Because no one misses them.
I was on the Official Cristiano Ronaldo website when suddenly my Anti-Virus software showed an alert on my screen! The notification read "WARNING: FRAUD DETECTED!" I was shocked but not surprised.
Penaldo has been finished for years after all, and he often ghosts in big games.
I'm about to say this but.....
*whentheimposterissus*
You call it a tragedy. I call it a 25 killstreak.
I saw one kid in a game. He went, "I love you, tree!" He was dumb as cant tell, sorry.
