Game jokes
Today I found out that my cat got hit by a car accident. Well, I guess I'm gonna play ninja fruits on my hands again. It's not like anyone will notice.
My boyfriend and I were playing baseball last night with some of our friends. Halfway through the game we took a break and he asked me to hold his balls for him whilst he went to the toilet.
All our friends were shocked when I went into the boys' bathroom with him.
You know how there were like... two towers. I had so much fun playing Jenga in those planes! I WON!!!!!
Why do orphans hate playing sports in school?
Because they never get picked.
What is a self-harm person's favorite game?
Fruit Ninja.
Why did Rhydon get an orphan...
Rhydon deez nuts!
I shouted "Jenga" in class today.
We were watching clips of 9/11.
Why can't you play memory snap in the jungle?
Because there are too many cheetahs.
Why does Stephen Hawking need some screens?
He needs to win those Fortnite tournaments and get to Champions League.
My friend playing truth or dare asked me: "Dare".
My friends: "I dare you to go home."
Why do Indians like basketball?
Because Steph Curry plays it.
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it actually comes back.
Why can't orphans play video games?
Because they don't have a home screen.
Where are the ping pong balls? Check the bathroom stalls.
Basketballs are bigger than end.
People always ask what the secret of our family's happiness is. It is simple really.
1. Television and computer games are limited to a couple of hours each week.
2. We all give each other a hand when needed.
Last but not least, we play Twister.
Add me on Fortnite, my user is liamonoce2004 :)
Papyrus was playing with the human, but then Papyrus fell and he broke the cell bone of the human.
Why can't an orphan play kickball?
Because they can't hit home.
I hop on Clash Royale. I see Mega Knight. I cry.
Like if you hate the Mega Knight from Clash Royale because I really, really hate it so much!