Game jokes
Why can't you play memory snap in the jungle?
Because there are too many cheetahs.
Why does Stephen Hawking need some screens?
He needs to win those Fortnite tournaments and get to Champions League.
My friend playing truth or dare asked me: "Dare".
My friends: "I dare you to go home."
Why do Indians like basketball?
Because Steph Curry plays it.
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it actually comes back.
Why can't orphans play video games?
Because they don't have a home screen.
Where are the ping pong balls? Check the bathroom stalls.
Basketballs are bigger than end.
People always ask what the secret of our family's happiness is. It is simple really.
1. Television and computer games are limited to a couple of hours each week.
2. We all give each other a hand when needed.
Last but not least, we play Twister.
Add me on Fortnite, my user is liamonoce2004 :)
Papyrus was playing with the human, but then Papyrus fell and he broke the cell bone of the human.
Why can't an orphan play kickball?
Because they can't hit home.
I hop on Clash Royale. I see Mega Knight. I cry.
Like if you hate the Mega Knight from Clash Royale because I really, really hate it so much!
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t make a home run. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
why was the bad baseball player so good at bowling?
He kept making strikes.
What game can an emo play on their wrists without an ink pen?
Tic-tac-toe.
Fortnite is so bad that when you try to play, trash is always in your way. LOL
Bro, I love hanging out with bullies. It's either we play Yahtzee or we playing Nazi.
Did you hear about the baseball game between America and Ethiopia?
America - 8
Ethiopia - didn't.
Why does Michael Jackson have such a hard time playing chess?
He can't choose between black or white.