Game jokes
Me and a wheelchair person were playing tag, and I broke my leg so it can be fair for him.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash of Clans? Because they already lost two towers.
Why don't Indians play soccer?
Because every time they take a corner, they open up a shop.
What is an orphanage's favorite Roblox game?
"Adopt Me."
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
What is the difference between white people and Africans? The white people watch "The Hunger Games," the Africans live it.
Why can’t an orphan play GTA?
Because they're not wanted.
Do you want to know the most racist game? Chess. You wanna know why? Because they never let black go first. I wonder why... lmao.
What’s a lesbian’s favorite Pokemon? Squirtle.
Clash Royale = CR
Angry Birds = AB
Minecraft = MC
Talking Ben = TB
Clash of Clans = COC 🤨
"Police control! Have you been drinking?"
"Go Pikachu! Thunder Clap!"
"Did you just throw a hamster at my head?"
Me: brags about my 30 kill streak.
The jury: O.o
"the floor is lava!"
- everyone, Pompeii 79 A.D.
You know, having an uncle is a good thing sometimes! I get a pair of shoes every week. He says it’s my reward for playing the tickle game with him in his damp and dark basement. It hurts sometimes. But hey, new shoes!
"I had raped the game young, you can call it statutory." - Kanye West in 2009 (Forever with Drake, Eminem, and Lil Wayne)
Yo mama so fat.
In Super Mario Galaxy, she was a fucking planet!
Who likes Fortnite? Gwen Stacy is in the game, let's goooooo! I love her!
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.
What do a penis and a Rubik's Cube have in common? The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
One more 360 noscope for my montage.