What game did Al-Qaeda play with the Twin Towers on September 11th, 2001? Jenga.
"Just killed a woman, feeling good."
- Tommyinnit
One day, little Johnny was playing with his toys and looked out the window. He saw the neighbor's kid laying face-first in the grass, not breathing.
Little Johnny continued to shoot his nerf gun at the neighbor's big booty cheeks. No movement at all. After little Johnny went to get a snack, he looked out the window again and the kid was gone.
Little Johnny went to the neighbors and said, "I'm sorry to hear that your child has gone missing."
What show does an orphan hate? Family Feud.
"Among Us," dada.
What is a fun game for an emo kid?
Tug-o-war with a tree.
Jesus was the one who created the t pose. not fortnite
What is the difference between pikachu and a orphan PIKACHU, I choose you!!.
Ya momma is sus.
Q. Which game does necro like the most?
Into the dead part 1.
Osama Bin Laden is the best Angry Birds player of all time.
My wrists have a different texture pack than the rest of me.
Yo mama is so short, Minions look down at her.
Yo mama is so fat that she volunteered for the Hunger Games 'cause she thought it was an eating competition.
Yo mama is so ugly when Santa Claus saw her, he yelled "Ho Ho Holy Sh*t!"
Yo mama is so old, when she walked into an antique store, they didn't let her leave.
Yo mama is so stupid, she sold her car for gas money.
Why do orphans not build houses in Minecraft? Because they want it to be realistic.
When I went to the basketball pitch, I saw a man dribbling his own balls.
Whats a orphans favourite toy?
A boomerang because it actually came back.
What is the worst animal to play cards with? A cheater.
I wanted to hire a butler for my new mansion in downtown LA. As he arrived, he introduced himself and I discovered it was Ghostionel Pessi.
I asked him why is he working as a butler? He told me that “a big game is coming up so he needs to refine his bottleling skills.” DAMN PESSI!
I was at my lecture at Oxford. Professor Albert Pessistein was leading the lecture, teaching us new equations. I asked where I can find a drink, due to my dying of thirst. He said, “big games my friend.”
He then proceeded to teach us, “The greater the Big games, the higher the Bottling!”
I went to watch Ghost Rider at a cinema in Paris. As I took a seat, I saw none other than Pessi sat at the front row with a pen and notebook. I asked him what he’s was doing at the cinema since there was a big game coming up. He replied, “I’m taking notes from the best.”
And vanished.
