Metaphor

Metaphor Jokes

What's the difference between a maze and a depressed life? One of them you can find a way out of.

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Marriage is like a deck of cards.

In the beginning, all you need is two hearts and a diamond.

By the end, you wish you had a club and a spade.

My mom is the jelly, and my dad is the peanut butter. And I am the bread, the only thing keeping them together.

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