Life is like a dick, it just gets hard for no reason
Life is a or like a penis. Long, free, flowimg, and soft, until a woman comes and makes it hard.馃槈
How do poets say hello? Hey, haven鈥檛 we metaphor?
Life is like a penis. It is short
This is not really a joke but it's a question. If Life is a Movie, Then is Death, Life, Is we seeing the trailer right now?
life is like a box of choclates, they f*cking melt :)
