Game jokes
I arrived at basketball and I asked little Jimmy if he brought the basketballs, and he said, "Nope, but I got two right here!"
I was playing hangman, and I gave up on the word "LIFE".
Why can't Mexicans play Uno?
Because they take all the green cards.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? There is no home plate.
Why is an orphan bad at hide-and-seek?
Because nobody will actually look for them.
When Michael Jackson died, people melted him down into Lego pieces so that little kids could play with him instead.
What's the difference between an orphan and a baseball player?
A baseball player has a home to run to.
Who's the Roblox YouTuber that always sees Among Us and says "stupid"?
Why don't communists like Microsoft? Because it's Minecraft instead of ourcraft.
What is an emo's least favorite game? Fruit Ninja.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home base to run to.
2001, Angry Birds was so amazing. Over 500 people in 2 birds.
Have you played the game Imagine Dragons? Imagine draggin' deez nuts!
How do you win a game of musical chairs? You steal the chair!
Badminton: Your breath is so bad that you have to take a mint before you go on Fortnite.
Did you know that in 2001 there was an Among Us game, except that it was on a plane and had two imposters.
Why can't Chinese people play baseball? They always eat the bat.
My friend asked, "What's that on your arm?" I replied, "Oh, this? I didn't have enough storage on my phone to download Fruit Ninja so I had to improvise a little bit."
Nice! Angry Birds really has improved.
What's Pokémon #539 (Sawk)?
Sawk on deez nuts!