What do you call a Pokémon that wants to be a police officer?
Magic-cop!
What did one Geodude say to the other Geodude?
Let’s rock!
Snover1: You can't pass through Snow Way!
Squirtle: Why can't I pass through Snow Way?
Snover1: There's snow in the way.
Snover2: Yeah, you can't get past through the snow while it's on the way, to continuous.
Squirtle: What? There's snow in here the whole time. What is this? Snow Society?!
"AAAAARRRGGH!!"
Squirtle: Who is that?
Snover2: That is Snow.
Squirtle: What?! That giant snow tree thing is Abomasnow!
Snover2: Oops! Don't be a Halt!
"Haaaaaaaaallllltttt!!!"
"Aaaaaauuuuggghhhh!"
Snovers: That was a JOKE, Squirtle be FROZEN, just let it go, let it go!
When the depressed kid runs out of eyeliner, so he says "fruit ninja" with his wrists.
POKEMON THEME SONG JOKE: I wanna be the berry best, like no one ever was.
To bitch them is my real pest, to brain them in my toss. I will gravel across the land, perching war and wide. Fuse Pokemon to under-strand, the lower that's in psyche.
Poke him on! Gotta joke them all it's Fru and me, All I know is my dress tiny, Poke him on! Yeah, you're my pest friend, In a world you must de-blend, Poke him on!
Gotta joke them all my shirts so true, My outrage will flush us through. You bitch me and I ditch you, P-O-K-E-M-O-N!!!
Gotta joke them all, Gotta joke them all!
Poke him on!
Me: How does this thing work?
ForTnite kid: Oh, you don’t know how to use a pistol? Look, I’ll show you.
ForTnitekid: *shoots foot*
Me: That wasn’t a very good demonstration.
2k14 was so realistic when I switched to Kobe, the pass button stopped working.
Player 138 eliminated...
Why can't pirates play cards in the jungle?
Too many cheetahs.
Why are the English so good at chess? Because their Queen never dies.
What do you say when going for a dunk in basketball?
"Kobe crash!"
When your cousin who has a lisp died from the impostor in Among Us,
"THE IMPASTA KILLED MEH!"
Dad joke.
Why does a dad get more than a pair of socks at the golf course?
Because of a hole in one!
Why can’t orphans play poker? Because they don’t know what a full house is.
Why does nobody know that an Octane is a Fennec in disguise?
They have the same hitbox.
What game do emo kids love the most? Hangman.
Life is like a game of chess.
I don’t know how to play chess.
"Jack and Jill went home because he was sick because of the virus in town, gave him a frown, and his arms were pricked."
My best friend got ligma. (Ah, did he? Sorry bro.) LIGMA BALLS!
What's 9/11 survivors' least favorite NFL team?
New York Jets.
