When the depressed kid runs out of eyeliner, so he says "fruit ninja" with his wrists.
POKEMON THEME SONG JOKE: I wanna be the berry best, like no one ever was.
To bitch them is my real pest, to brain them in my toss. I will gravel across the land, perching war and wide. Fuse Pokemon to under-strand, the lower that's in psyche.
Poke him on! Gotta joke them all it's Fru and me, All I know is my dress tiny, Poke him on! Yeah, you're my pest friend, In a world you must de-blend, Poke him on!
Gotta joke them all my shirts so true, My outrage will flush us through. You bitch me and I ditch you, P-O-K-E-M-O-N!!!
Gotta joke them all, Gotta joke them all!
Poke him on!
Me: How does this thing work?
ForTnite kid: Oh, you donβt know how to use a pistol? Look, Iβll show you.
ForTnitekid: *shoots foot*
Me: That wasnβt a very good demonstration.
2k14 was so realistic when I switched to Kobe, the pass button stopped working.
Player 138 eliminated...
Why can't pirates play cards in the jungle?
Too many cheetahs.
What do you say when going for a dunk in basketball?
"Kobe crash!"
When your cousin who has a lisp died from the impostor in Among Us,
"THE IMPASTA KILLED MEH!"
Dad joke.
Why does a dad get more than a pair of socks at the golf course?
Because of a hole in one!
Why canβt orphans play poker? Because they donβt know what a full house is.
Why does nobody know that an Octane is a Fennec in disguise?
They have the same hitbox.
What game do emo kids love the most? Hangman.
Life is like a game of chess.
I donβt know how to play chess.
"Jack and Jill went home because he was sick because of the virus in town, gave him a frown, and his arms were pricked."
My best friend got ligma. (Ah, did he? Sorry bro.) LIGMA BALLS!
What's 9/11 survivors' least favorite NFL team?
New York Jets.
How do cows like to play games? Moobile (Mobile).
Why are Americans so bad at chess?
Because they lost two towers.
Sultan Khan was a courtier in Akbar's court. He wanted to make his son the royal treasurer, but his cunning plans always failed.
Sultan Khan thought that Birbal was the cause of his son's misfortune, so he looked for an opportunity to get rid of Birbal. One day, Birbal was late to the emperor's court. Seeing this, Sultan Khan said, "Your Majesty, don't you think that Birbal is taking advantage of his position because he has been late these days?"
"This must be another plan to trap Birbal," said Akbar. So he decided to wait and see what Birbal would do. Akbar sat next to Suman Khan and said, "Yes, he must be punished."
Suman Khan was amazed to see his plan work this time. "From now, you should not agree to anything he says today," Akbar replied, "Agreed."
Soon, Birbal came to court. "Please spare me for being late. My wife was unwell." Akbar immediately said, "No."
Birbal was surprised. He tried again by saying, "But that's the truth. Please believe me." Again, Akbar replied, "No."
"There must be something going on," thought Birbal to himself. Then he asked, "Can we discuss important matters today?" Akbar immediately replied, "No, we will not."
"Then may I go home?" asked Birbal. Akbar said, "No, you will stay here this evening," said Akbar, enjoying himself. Birbal understood what was happening.
"Oh, so this is my game. The emperor is saying no to all my questions." He looked around and saw Suman Khan smiling, seeing him in trouble. "This must be his idea. Let me teach him a lesson."
The clever Birbal thought to Akbar, "Very well," he said. "But I have a last request. Will you please listen to me?" Akbar saw what Birbal had done.
He was very pleased and called loudly, "No, I will not listen to you." That is all Birbal said before returning to his seat. Suman Khan was stunned and angry, and Birbal had outwitted him, so he could not make his son the treasurer.
I've got an impressive record at Russian roulette. Retired after one loss ever.
