Game jokes
I kicked a ball into someone. Now I got a red card.
Why do priests play Geometry Dash? Cuz they can beat Demons.
Why is it easy to defeat America in Clash of Clans?
Because they have already got 2 towers down.
He installed a hacked client on his MC server called cancer.exe.
What’s the difference between a Rubik's cube and a penis? The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
Man's hairline is back-court violation!
Q: Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
A: Because they lost two of their towers.
Osama's aim was horrible. One of his angry birds missed and hit a field in Pennsylvania.
Why did the school shooter earn extra points?
Because he was on a kill streak.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find their home base.
Why does Britain suck at chess?
They lost their queen.
What's an orphan's favorite game to play on Roblox? The game Adopt Me.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where the home plate is.
"Bob it, twist it, pull it, hit it, turn it, twist it, slide it."
Orphans don't like "Family Feud."
Why don't we keep the balls rolling?
Why can't Americans play chess? Because they lost their 2 towers.
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale? Because they lost their 2 towers.
I kicked a soccer ball at a kid in a wheelchair, then I yelled, "Rocket League!"
Why didn't the orphan play video games with his friends?
Because his parents wouldn't let him.
Yo mama so fat, she plays ping pong with the planets.