I asked my dad why a grown man would play Pokémon Go? He said “Wynaut.”
What do you call a Pokémon that wants to be a police officer? Magic-cop!
When the depressed kid runs out of eyeliner So he says fruit ninja with his wrists
2k14 was so realistic when I switched to Kobe, the pass button stopped working
Player 138 eliminated...
Dad joke Why does a dad gets more than a pair of socks at the golf course? Because of a hole in one
What game do emo kids love the most? Hangman.
life is like a game of chess, i don’t know how to play chess
Jack and jill went home because he was sick because of the virus in town game him a frown and his arms were pricked
my best friend got ligma (ah did he, sorry bro) LIGMA BALLS
What's 9/11 survivors' least favorite NFL team?
New York Jets.
How do cows like to play games ? Moobile (Mobile)
Why are Americans so bad at chess?
Because they lost two towers.
Sultan Khan was an courtier in akbar s' court he wanted to make his son the royal treasure but his cunning plans always failed Sultan khan thought that birbal was to play his son's misfortune so he looked for a opportunity to get rid of birbal one day birbal was late to the emperor 's court seeing this angry when sultan khan said your majesty don't you think that birbal is taking his position he has been late these days this must be another plan to trap birbal said akbar So he decided to wait and see what and see what birbal would do So akbar sit next to suman khan and said yes he must be punished Suman khan was amazed to see his plan work this time From now you should not agree to anything he says today Akbar replied agreed Soon birbal came to court Please spare me from being here late my wife was unwell Akbar immediately said no Birbal was surprised He tried again by saying but that's the truth Please belive me Again akbar replied no There must be something going on thought birbal himself Then he asked can we discover important matters today Akbar immediately replied no we will not Then may I go home asked birbal Akbar said no you will stay here this evening said akbar enjoying himself Birbal understood what was happening Oh so this is my game the emperor is saying no to all my questions He saw around and saw suman khan smiling to see him in trouble This must be his idea Let me teach him a lesson The clever birbal thought to akbar Very well he said But I have a last request will you please listen to me Akbar saw what birbal had done He was very pleased and called loudly No I will not listen to you That is all birbal said before returning to his seat Suman khan was thunned and angry And birbal had outwitted him an he could not make his son the treasure
I've got an impressive record at Russian roulette, retired after one loss ever.
It's all fun and games until someone fails at becoming Superman.
Why does the pancake team in baseball always win? Because they have the best batter.
what do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
An RC-XD.
I made this game called ligma say it ''ligma'' lick ma balls
Why is the queen in chess the most powerful piece? Because the board looks like a kitchen floor.
