Game jokes
"Police control! Have you been drinking?"
"Go Pikachu! Thunder Clap!"
"Did you just throw a hamster at my head?"
Me: brags about my 30 kill streak.
The jury: O.o
"the floor is lava!"
- everyone, Pompeii 79 A.D.
You know, having an uncle is a good thing sometimes! I get a pair of shoes every week. He says it’s my reward for playing the tickle game with him in his damp and dark basement. It hurts sometimes. But hey, new shoes!
"I had raped the game young, you can call it statutory." - Kanye West in 2009 (Forever with Drake, Eminem, and Lil Wayne)
Yo mama so fat.
In Super Mario Galaxy, she was a fucking planet!
Who likes Fortnite? Gwen Stacy is in the game, let's goooooo! I love her!
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.
What do a penis and a Rubik's Cube have in common? The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
One more 360 noscope for my montage.
What is an orphan's least favorite game?
44 Homes.
I downloaded Fruit Ninja so I can cut fruit instead of myself.
Why do people play soccer?
Because people need to kick harder to win a parent.
What does a Rubik's cube and a man's penis have in common?
The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
Why is the US so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.
Why are orphans bad at baseball? They can't get home.
Why are orphans so bad at dodge ball?
They don't have a home to run to.
Why do orphans hate dodgeball?
No one misses them.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t have a home to run to.
Why are the English so bad at chess?
Because they lost their queen.