Yo mama so fat.
In Super Mario Galaxy, she was a fucking planet!
Game Jokes
Who likes Fortnite? Gwen Stacy is in the game, let's goooooo! I love her!
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.
What do a penis and a Rubik's Cube have in common? The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
One more 360 noscope for my montage.
What is an orphan's least favorite game?
44 Homes.
I downloaded Fruit Ninja so I can cut fruit instead of myself.
Why do people play soccer?
Because people need to kick harder to win a parent.
What does a Rubik's cube and a man's penis have in common?
The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
Why is the US so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.
Why are orphans bad at baseball? They can't get home.
Why are orphans so bad at dodge ball?
They don't have a home to run to.
Why do orphans hate dodgeball?
No one misses them.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t have a home to run to.
Why are the English so bad at chess?
Because they lost their queen.
Why did the orphan play GTA? So he could get wanted.
Why is America bad at Clash Royale?
Because they can't defend their towers.
Playing Russian roulette alone means you're bound to be a winner eventually.
"Would you like to play the rape game?"
"No wtf" she replied.
"That's the spirit!"
Why was the PUBG player sad?
Since all his friends went to school while he went to Pochinki.
