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Bet

SUPERMAN · 8 years ago

Chuck Norris and Superman had a bet. The loser had to wear their underwear on their pants.

Halloween costume

Big daddy2.0 · 3 years ago

Them asians are built diffrent

A meme showing two pictures side by side. On the left is a cartoon character with a big smile and on the right a woman with a wide smile. Text says "My girl wants to be flash for Halloween" and "I think this girl played in the film..." followed by "FUNNY MEMES" in large letters.

Guy

roblox gamer 420 · 8 years ago

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English

Anonymous · 9 years ago

English is weird. It can be understood through tough, thorough thought, though.

Game

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The image is a screenshot of a text conversation. On the right is a screen capture of a game perspective showing Barack Obama standing in a supermarket aisle. The game screen has several square icons overlaid. The text in the blue text bubble above says "Five Night's at Barracks.". Below the image on the left is a text bubble that reads "You're not funny stop".

ADHD

DIANEE · 1 year ago

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh

The image shows a meme with text "MY ADHD" above a picture of a man with a confused expression. Below it, it says "how to have a conversation?" and shows four options: "A: interrupt them", "B: trip over your words", "C: zone out", "D: get really excited about the topic and freak them out." Below this another meme with the text "ADHD THERAPIST: WHAT'S GOING ON IN YOUR HEAD RIGHT NOW?" and a picture of a person looking overwhelmed. Below this the text says "Me: My mind is like an Internet browser. 19 tabs open, 5 of them are frozen & I have no idea where the music is coming from." A third meme to the right says "Nobody:" and "ADHD:"

Test answer

LoserIsPro · 3 years ago

Funny Test Answers #6

A test paper with the title "Pre Test - Answer these questions as accurately as possible" written on it. The student's answers are written in ink. The answers are often unexpected and witty, leading to the teacher giving the student an A+ for creativity and an F for the overall exam. Some of the questions include "In which battle did Napoleon die?", "What is the main reason for divorce?", and "How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?".

Voice

Jazzy💕 · 2 years ago

A cat is pictured with its mouth open as though it is laughing. The text reads, "Me when I'm alone and the voice in my head says something funny."

Fix

Daddy dick · 3 years ago

How i feel when...

A baby with dirty hands and clothes is standing in front of a car with his arms outstretched. The text says, "How I feel when I fix something."

Girl

axel · 4 years ago

shes funny like wow funny lookin

A girl with shoulder-length brown hair is smiling and holding up a peace sign. She's wearing a pink t-shirt with a cartoon penguin on it and is in a tent.

Uncle

Daddy dick · 3 years ago

My uncle <3

A person with dark hair in pigtails, heavy makeup and missing front teeth. The text on the image says "группа Заряжаю на позитив!!!". The website StuffMakesMeHappy.com is also visible.

Troll

Silly Sonka · 2 years ago

Trollograph

A person is holding up a framed image with four figures on it. They all have different heads: animal crossing, stonks man, troll face, and Elmo. The text on the image says "STONKZER" and the text on top of the image says "LOOK AT THIS TROLLOGRAPH". In the left corner, there is a small image of Mike Wazowski with the text "SILLY INC" beneath it.

Turkey

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A dog is on top of a raw turkey in a roasting pan. The image is a screenshot of a text message conversation. The first message says "OMG GET DOWN HERE! THOR GOT THE TURKEY!! HE'S HUMPING IT AND SNARLING AT EVERYONE!!!". The second says "My baby's in love!". The third message says "MOM NOT FUNNY! What are we going to do?? We have people to feed!". The last message says "Oh relax, we'll just wash it off and cook it. No one will know."

Unicorn

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A man with a bizarre facial expression is wearing a snorkel mask on his forehead with a dildo-like object sticking out like a unicorn horn and pink sex toys on the side. The text overlay says "Unicorn".

Cat

Adolf kitler · 1 year ago

A close-up photo of a cat sticking its tongue out, with the text ':p' above the cat's head.

Script

Sooploosh MacSchnibble · 2 years ago

A tweet from Joe Heenan stating he wrote a script during lockdown and received an email from someone at Netflix. The email reads, Dear Mr. Heenan, Thank you for the script, it's one of the best we have ever read. The writing is superb, it's tense, funny & non stop action. The only problem is it's the script to Die Hard. You literally sent us the script to Die Hard & changed the title to Mr. No Shoes and the Shooty Shooty Bang Bang Christmas. Never contact us again.

Kid

Daddy dick · 3 years ago

This is my Kid <3

A baby with an adult face sits on a bed. Text on the image says, "Scary, right?" There is also a small URL at the bottom, "www.FunnyVooz.com".

Review

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The image shows a screenshot of a game review on Steam. The user 'Bob Frenchman' has played the game for 12,290.5 hours and recommends the game, stating 'played it a bit, it's ok'. This review received a lot of 'helpful' and 'funny' votes. The text '12,290.5 hrs on record' is shown twice in the image, highlighting the significant amount of time spent playing the game.

Your mom

ligmaballs2.0 · 3 years ago

look at me and your mom

The image depicts a stick figure bowing down with the text 'Your Mom' next to it.

Rectangle

LoserIsPro · 3 years ago

Funny Test Answers #2

A worksheet with the title "Quadrilaterals; Perimeter" and the instruction "Name the quadrilateral". Five different quadrilaterals are shown, each with a blank line underneath, where the student wrote "Bob", "Sam", "Hary", "Tedison", and "Cate". Above the quadrilaterals are the words: rectangle rhombus parallelogram square

Community talk

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big mouth is so fucking funny bro

☠ ✞ milo✞☠

Bro people are making jokes about jane doe when it's not funny to joke about someone who couldn't defend their self against 7 MEN ITS NOT A FUCKING JOKE.

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