Rectangle jokes

Pizza

  • I can't believe this!

    Pizza is round and it comes in a square box, and you cut it into a triangle.

    Shape

  • What do a circle and a sphere have in common?

    They're round, and round is a shape.

    Community talk

  • I was driving, driving to the hospital. I'd only be asleep for a year. Only a year, right? “It'd be too late to back out now” I thought to myself. So I just kept driving. Soon the sky went dark, and all cars had headlights. It wasn't much longer until I arrived at St.nicks hospital. Once I finally did, it was definitely too late to back out, so I went inside. I went to dr.Foreman’s office. “Jackie!” I heard from be… Read more