Funny jokes
Tigger was playing hide & seek, so he looked in the toilet, but all he found was Pooh.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
He didn't have the guts.
What were the candles doing at a birthday party?
Getting lit.
Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like an apple.
When a girl was having an asthma attack, Ariana said, "Just keep breathing and breathing and breathin!!!!!"
What do Jamaicans say when they touch a cactus?
Pokemon!
What do you call a cow with 2 legs?
Lean beef.
A man who thinks he's funny but is actually a transvestite/transformer.
What do you call a guy at your doorstep with no arms or legs? Matt.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
UR MUM!
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
He doesn't know where home is.
Wanted to get the scoop on history of ice cream, so I went to Sunday school.
My favorite thing to do in my free time is putting a large skewer on the front of my car and speeding through a school zone trying to make a kebab.
What do you call an LGBTQ person getting grilled? LGBBQ.
I made it, DON'T COPY!!!
Last week was my blind friend's birthday. I thought I would give him something really good that he may need.
As I walk into his house and give him a cheese grater for a birthday present, he sets it next to him. As weeks pass, he comes up to me. He said, "That present that you gave me for my birthday was the most intense book I have ever read!"
Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
Because they taste funny.
Hello guys, imagine if we had no school and we get to do whatever we want without parents telling us what to do! What place would you want to call it and what would the fun things we get to do be? I would call it "Happy world for kids." Leave a comment telling me what it would be called! Enjoy! :)
Looks like someone's funny bone's broken!
This is a joke. Laugh now or else.
There were 1 mom and 3 kids. The first kid comes up and asks, "Why is my name Daisy?" The mom says, "Because when you were born a daisy fell on your head." The second kid asks their mom, "Why is my name Butterfly?" The mom says, "Because when you were born a butterfly landed on your head." Then the third kid yells, "Ahjoejienfkef." The mom says, "Shut up, Brick!"