Halloween costume jokes

Deku: Hey Todoroki, are you done with your Halloween costume?

Todoroki: Yes. *comes out in a macaroni outfit*

Deku: Wha- I'm todoroni.

Bakugo: OMFG, I'm out! *blows up UA*

I’m back and have a joke my friend said!

Person 1: My brother's Halloween costume is so ugly.

Person 2: What was it?

Person 1: He went as himself.

So I stayed at home for Halloween when I suddenly hear a knock on my door. I open and I see Penandes! I was confused and asked him why he does not wear a costume, and he said he doesn't need to.

Then I realized that he's a ghost and gave him 3 candies. Enjoy the candies Pruno!

I was shopping for a halloween costume, but once we got to the ghost section all of the costumes were out of stock! It turned out Pristiano Penaldo was buying them all! I came up to him and asked why he was doing this and he said: I’m sorry, but it’s match day, I must be a ghost 👻👻

Yo mama so ugly people dress up as her at Halloween.

There was a costume party on Halloween. Everyone was there except one guy. Many people asked his brother where he was. His reply was, "Oh, he wanted to be our dad for Halloween."

I asked my mom if I could be Wednesday (from the Addams family). She said no. She said I would look creepy and weird. She said I HAVE TO BE SOMETHING CUTE. The outfit looked ridiculous. Everyone else looked spooky except for me ;-;.

You're so fat, the only thing you could be for Halloween is the Kool-Aid Man.

Guys, what should I be for Halloween (aka tomorrow)?

Can you go as a horse for Halloween?

Well, if you do, I can't wait to ride you!

I went trick or treating this year with friends. Good thing I dressed as a zombie...

no one could tell that it was their blood.

Yo mama so ugly people dress up as her on Halloween.

Your momma is so ugly that she went out as herself for Halloween.

So, me and my friend dressed as dead people for Halloween. The only difference in the costume was that he was actually dead.

What do orphans be on Halloween?

They be themselves.