Halloween costume jokes

I was shopping for a halloween costume, but once we got to the ghost section all of the costumes were out of stock! It turned out Pristiano Penaldo was buying them all! I came up to him and asked why he was doing this and he said: I’m sorry, but it’s match day, I must be a ghost 👻👻

Deku: Hey Todoroki, are you done with your Halloween costume?

Todoroki: Yes. *comes out in a macaroni outfit*

Deku: Wha- I'm todoroni.

Bakugo: OMFG, I'm out! *blows up UA*

I’m back and have a joke my friend said!

Person 1: My brother's Halloween costume is so ugly.

Person 2: What was it?

Person 1: He went as himself.

There was a costume party on Halloween. Everyone was there except one guy. Many people asked his brother where he was. His reply was, "Oh, he wanted to be our dad for Halloween."

I know what I want to be for Halloween! A pumpkin! I'm very good at carving into myself, after all.

I went trick or treating this year with friends. Good thing I dressed as a zombie...

no one could tell that it was their blood.

When it's been Halloween for a few months, but there's still a body hanging from your neighbor's tree.

I heard some twin brothers were going as buildings to the school costume contest, so I went as a plane. It didn't fly too well with people.