Funny jokes
A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can.
Three years later there’s a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail. The snail says: “What the hell was that all about?”
What do you call an act of “funny” discipline? A PUN-ishment!
FICTIONAL BOOKS / AUTHORS
Outdoor Entertaining by Patty O.
Over the Mountaintop by Hugo First.
Plumbing for Idiots by Duane Pipes.
Music Theory by Amanda Lynn Player.
Meterology 101 By Wendy Reign and Sonny Daze.
Oh God By Dixie Rect.
Please Don't Stop By Craven Moorehead.
Life And Times Of A Porn Star By Dixie Normous.
Right Stuff By Dang Lin-Wang.
How To Take Care of Your Cat By Connie Lingus.
Right Way 2 Orgasm By Buster Cherry.
The Unwanted Child By Brooke N Rubbers.
Skeleton puns? Nah... they aren't that humerus.
As siblings, we always joke about being adopted. It stops being funny when you're playing in your parents' room and find both of your adoption papers. : )
You people are sick!!!!!!!!!!!!!! None of these are funny. Sick sick sick!!!!!!!
Friend: Stop with the self harm jokes, they're not funny.
Me: It's not that deep. I'll cut it out.
*sans*: Why was the skeleton depressed? Because Frisk keeps resetting and it resets when he lost his phone.
I replaced "Jingle Bells" with "Jiggle Balls"... "Jiggle balls, jiggle balls, jiggle all the way! Oh what fun it is to ride on jiggly balls today!"
1 like = 1 more child in my fryer.
Orphans are funny cuz all they do is sing "We Are Family."
I don’t think 9/11 jokes are funny... they just crash and burn.
Number 1 ventriloquist dies at age 76, will be mist.
I started an emo salsa band. We're called Hispanic at the Disco.
How do you know your sister’s on her period? Your dad's cock tastes funny.
Gay jokes are not funny, CUM on guys!
Rape jokes are not funny.
Look at my name by the way😁.
Hey, wanna hear a construction joke?
Other person: Yes.
Sorry, I'm still working on it! 😅
I am an actual police officer (Not gonna mention with which department in case they actually check this site) and tbh I find these jokes funny as fuck, carry on boys.
Donkeys are cool.