What's the difference between a snow woman and snow man?
Snowballs.
I am disabled and I find these jokes appropriately hilarious.
How do skeletons make love? They bone each other!
Why is Stephen Hawking a bad influence to children?
Because he only looks one way when crossing the road
Where does a crayon go on vacation? To color-ado.
My fifth wife asked me to help her dig in the garden. Here we go again.
What happens when a pun isn’t funny? It gets PUNished
Sign on my attorney's office wall: "You can't have manslaughter without laughter."
what do you call a un-funny rock?
a normal rock
Jack and Jill went up a hill so Jack could eat her candy. But Jack got a shock and a mouth full of c*** because Jill's real name is Randy.
What kind of bug lives in a graveyard?
A zomBEE.
this is so dam funny
what did the skelaton say when he well on his funny he laugh
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your mom is so fat she ate an ipad and said ahqah! funny food mmm banana and hehe haha! and whar del with airline footd its not white and its not black and its not asain ! ?AHAH?DSF
Why did the toilet paper cross the road? It was on a roll
A nun, badly needing to use the restroom, walked into a local Hooters. The place was hopping with music and loud conversation and every once in a while "the lights would turn off."
Each time the lights would go out, the place would erupt into cheers.
However, when the revelers saw the nun, the room went dead silent.
She walked up to the bartender and asked, "May I please use the restroom?"
The bartender replied, "OK, but I should warn you that there is a statue of a naked man in there wearing only a fig leaf."
"Well, in that case, I'll just look the other way," said the nun.
So the bartender showed the nun to the back of the restaurant.
After a few minutes, she came back out, and the whole place stopped just long enough to give the nun a loud round of applause!
She went to the bartender and said, "Sir, I don't understand. Why did they applaud for me just because I went to the restroom?"
"Well, now they know you're one of us," said the bartender, "Would you like a drink?"
"No thank you, but, I still don't understand," said the puzzled nun.
"You see," laughed the bartender, "every time someone lifts the fig leaf on that statue, the lights go out."
Now, how about that drink?
My friend told me she had a good joke and it beat all mine. I said "haha that is funny"
Here are some skeleton jokes You know the average person tries to hard and works himself to the bone If that joke didn't tickle your funny bone i can give you a real humerous joke I used to play the trumpet now i play the xylo-bone im always happy nothing gets under my skin I made you some turkey for lunch Bone appetit Im glad i had you im no longer bonely Ive got a skele-ton of more jokes but i'm just giving you one more Did you hear about the skeleton ninja he was very skullful (skillful)
why do cannibals not like to eat clowns.......
cause they taste funny!!
