Funny jokes
What time is it when you get home, can you walk home and walk?
These are all really nice jokes, but here is one.
Boy: Spell ME.
Girl: M-E.
Boy: You forgot the D.
Girl: There is no D in ME.
Boy: Not yet.
The boobs was funny tbh... But the last was rude.
A boy was following me for 8 years, even into the stall. I finally told him I’m not gay.
What's the best thing about Alzheimer's? You can hide your own Easter eggs!!
Why did ranch tell fridge to close the door?
He was dressing.
Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert?
Because she was stuffed.
Q. What do Kenny's dick and this joke have in common?
A. They're both really short.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Tank. Tank who? You're welcome. Hehehehe😛😛😛
Why can’t the employee tell dirty laundry jokes?
Because they always come out clean.
Friend: I'm gonna go ask out my crush.
Me: *fake sneezes* Sorry, I'm allergic to bullshit.
What time is it when dogs are an appointment? Time to scream!
What's a priest's favorite fruit?
Cantaloupe.
What is it called when you hit your funny bone at night?
Dark humor.
Why do men say funny things? Just to be silly!
Where do you find the best comedians?
In the funny farm!
What is the best Christmas present ever? A broken drum! You just can't beat it!
What do you call an angry reindeer? RUDE-olph!
What is Santa's favorite breakfast? Snowflakes!
What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations? Tinsel-itis!
Where was Stephen Hawking buried?
In a black hole. 😂🤣
What do you call funny waves? Wave Chappelle.
One hat told another hat to stay behind, and he will go on a-head.