Funny jokes
What do you call an orphan with parents?
Idk, I never met one before.
Bonus joke: I went up to an orphan and asked where his parents were. He said, "I don’t have any." I said, "Wonder why."
Another bonus joke: Me: Hey. Orphan: Hey. Me: What do you do for fun? Orphan: Look for my parents. Me: Me, so they're not dead? Orphan: No, they just abandoned me.
More bonus: What do you call a homeless kid?
An orphan.
Last bonus: Why don’t orphanages teach kids about home?
Because they can’t find one.
lmao this is so funny, dark humor can be funny. Sorry, orphans!
One time in camp, I kissed my bunkmate Bret in the shower. He cupped my breasts and lathered them in Prell, but I'm totally not gay... :)
A man in a wheelchair and his friend were walking down the street.
Man in Wheelchair: *falls out of wheelchair*
Friend: Are you okay?
Man in Wheelchair: I can't feel my legs!
If a clown farted, would it smell funny?
What time is it when you get home, can you walk home and walk?
These are all really nice jokes, but here is one.
Boy: Spell ME.
Girl: M-E.
Boy: You forgot the D.
Girl: There is no D in ME.
Boy: Not yet.
The boobs was funny tbh... But the last was rude.
A boy was following me for 8 years, even into the stall. I finally told him I’m not gay.
What's the best thing about Alzheimer's? You can hide your own Easter eggs!!
Why did ranch tell fridge to close the door?
He was dressing.
Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert?
Because she was stuffed.
Q. What do Kenny's dick and this joke have in common?
A. They're both really short.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Tank. Tank who? You're welcome. Hehehehe😛😛😛
Why can’t the employee tell dirty laundry jokes?
Because they always come out clean.
Friend: I'm gonna go ask out my crush.
Me: *fake sneezes* Sorry, I'm allergic to bullshit.
What time is it when dogs are an appointment? Time to scream!
What's a priest's favorite fruit?
Cantaloupe.
What is it called when you hit your funny bone at night?
Dark humor.
Why do men say funny things? Just to be silly!
Where do you find the best comedians?
In the funny farm!