Why did ranch tell fridge to close the door-------------------------he was dressing
Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert?
Because she was stuffed.
Q.What do Kenny's dick and this joke have in common? A.They're both really short.
Knock knock Who’s there? Tank Tank who? Your welcome Hehehehe😛😛😛
Why can’t the employee tell dirty laundry jokes?
Because they always come out clean.
Friend: I'm gonna go ask out my crush.
Me: *fake sneezes* Sorry, I'm allergic to bullshit.
What time is it when dogs are an appointment ? Time to scream 😱
What's a priests fav fruit?
Cantaloupe
What is it called when you hit your funny bone at night? Dark humor.
Why do men say funny things ? Just to be silly 😝
where do you find the best comedians? in the funny farm!
What is the best Christmas present ever? A broken drum! You just can't beat it! What do you call an angry reindeer? RUDE-olph! What is Santa's favourite breakfast? SnowFLAKES! What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations? Tinsel-itis!
Where was Stephan hawking buried
In a black hole 😂😂
What do you call funny waves? Wave Chappelle.
One hat told another hat to stay behind, and he will go on a-head.
Wanna know whats funny? Scott's low joke standards.
Its really great that you can make fun of orphans, 'cause what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What's the best about Switzerland?
I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.
I pooped in a bottle and stuck my finger through it. I took some of the boo boo out licked it and and rubbed it on a wall making a BOO BOO portal. I jumped into it and i saw BOO BOO LAND. I rolled all in the chunk poop and drank the diarrhea.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Scroll down to see.
To get to the other side! haha so funny...
