What did one casket say to the other casket?
"Is that you coughin'?"
Does anyone still look at this? If you do, tell me if I should make more jokes :)
You can assume a horse is called a great jumper when the horse’s name is “Polo Neck”.
brb makin' tic tac toe boards on myself.
I tried to come up with a funny pun about squirrels, but all my ideas were nuts.
Did you hear the one about the pecan, the walnut, and the cashew?
It was nut funny.
What's the difference between a bad joke and an actually bad joke?
An actually bad joke is not funny, like this one!
What did the goat say?
"Let's play the grass!"
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣funny joke yes
So a lady came up to me today at the bank, and she asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
Why don’t we just call blue balls a cummy ache?
How do you know if a snowman is a girl or a boy?
A: Snowballs.
"Ur Grandma" You think you're funny? Well, sorry, but you're not.
Do you want to hear a joke?
You.
What can Michael Jackson eat in his coffin?
Nothing, only brown bread, what they call it! 😂😂😂
I'm not fat!!
I'm a Nutritional Overachiever.
Stupid Mary Jane was swinging on the swing.
Her momma said, "Stupid Mary Jane, don't swing so high, the boys will see your underwear!"
Stupid Mary Jane laughed and laughed. She knew she wasn't wearing no underwear.
So I'm reading Hamlet, right? And then this one page they like, "Yo, like, Hamlet the fuck t tgo foff off KING speak, yo" 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 truth ong fr 😂 Face with thing is funny or... 😂 😂 😂 😂 the
Bunger got me like:
😂 Face with Tears of Joy Emoji - Emojipedia https://emojipedia.org › face-with-tears-of-joy A yellow face with a big grin, uplifted eyebrows, and smiling eyes, each shedding a tear from laughing so hard. Widely used to show something is funny or...
"Balls" got me like: 😂
Orphans got me like: 😂
