Lip Stick Mix-Up

The humor comes from the mix-up between 'lip stick' and 'glue stick', which are similar sounding but very different items. The husband pretends to misunderstand his wife's request, causing a silly situation where she's not talking to him as a result. The joke plays on the idea of a harmless prank that backfires.

• Wife
• Glue stick
• Roast
• Funny
• Relationship
• Marriage

• The other day, my girlfriend asked me to pass her lipstick, but I accidentally passed her a glue stick. She still isn't talking to me.
• My wife told me to pass her some chapstick, but then I realized she hasn’t talked to me in a month, then remembering I gave her super glue.........ehh I’m done with her big ass mouth.
• The other day my girlfriend asked me to hand her the red lipstick, so I handed her the dog.
• One spelling mistake can completely ruin your marriage. I accidentally texted my wife, "I’m having a wonderful time. I wish you were her."