Funny jokes
Gwen, do you have to be so happy all the time? Even you don't get the joke!
I usually tell jokes about Kobe, but they usually crash and burn.
What's the difference between a girl and a toy? There is no difference because you play with both anyway.
I kicked a soccer ball at a kid in a wheelchair and said, "Rocket League!"
Enough of the sex jokes! I mean, come on, they are not even funny!
How can you make an Otter Pop become funny?
Take your shotgun and make an otter go "pop!"
tbh, I was not even talking to you guys. I was talking to the funny jokes about Ariana, and people were saying she was adopted, so, tbh, fuck off!
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?"
"Cargo." "Cargo who?"
"Cargo beep, beep, beep, be-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-b!"
What happened to the woman who slipped in a seafood restaurant?
Um...I don't know what?
She slipped on a mussel!
When Ariana Grande walked into the church, she said, "GOD IS A WOMAN!"
My wife accused me of being immature, so I kicked her out of my "boys fort."
Hi Gwen, how is life!
A. Bad, lame, and suckish.
B. Good, awesome, and you are loved!
C. Perfect!
I'm guessing that your life is NOT B nor C! Man, you're such an asshole!
Hi, um okay... Knock! Knock! Who's there? Doris! Doris who? Doris look I need the key!
Um...oh here another one! Okay...so sorry I type random things on these joke sites...anyway...okay. What is a book never written: "Beautiful sites of the corel rife written by the ocean!"
When a girl was having an asthma attack, Ariana said, "Just keep breathing and breathing and breathin!!!!!"
Hi guys! In my opinion, I think your jokes are non-funny! Can you make more sense!
Btw, who writes jokes about orphans? Thanks for understanding!
Have any of you guys heard the classic airplane jokes? Here's a good example...
A farmer, a doctor, and a terrorist are on a plane. An engine fails, and they are going to crash, so the pilot asks everyone to throw out some items. The farmer threw out his apple harvest, the doctor threw out medical supplies, and the terrorist, (not needing a bomb apparently) threw out his briefcase of bombs. They still crashed, and they started walking to the nearest town. They passed a boy who was running. "Why are you running?"
"My dad got hit by a shiny red object and now he's bleeding!"
They three of them decide it's best to keep quiet, and continue. They then passed a crying girl, who said that her brother had been killed by a scalpel from heaven. They said nothing and continued. Finally, they see a boy laughing so much he is in tears. They ask him, "What's so funny?"
"Grandma farted and the house blew up!"
Why did the chicken cross the road?
IDK! WHY?
To go see yo mama!
Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?
Gwen, please just come back. I love you and I miss you so much!
Last week was my blind friend's birthday. I thought I would give him something really good that he may need.
As I walk into his house and give him a cheese grater for a birthday present, he sets it next to him. As weeks pass, he comes up to me. He said, "That present that you gave me for my birthday was the most intense book I have ever read!"