Funny jokes
How long was the owl trick or treating?
Owl night long!
What do tomatoes 🍅 learn to do in a race?
Ketchup!
What’s the best part about sex with 28-year-olds?
There are twenty of them.
WAIT! I remember how the joke goes! These two cannibals are hanging out eating lunch, which is a clown, you see, 'cause they're cannibals and one cannibal says to the other cannibal, "Does this taste funny to you?"
What do a jack-o-lantern and an emo have in common?
They can both carve a new emotion.
Little Johnny asked the teacher why you were no shirt. Teacher says, "Because I want to." The teacher drops her pencil and picks it up. The class starts laughing.
"What's so funny?" A kid took off your bra, and we see your squish sexy boobs.
Let's stop this, it's not funny. Oh wait, the orphans are all gone with nobody. 😂
A man walks into a bar. The man says, "Why the human face?" It's not funny at all.
I was watching a "don't laugh" video, and an erection joke almost made me laugh.
It really gave me a hard time indeed.
I’ll never forget my Grandfather’s last words to me just before he died. “Are you still holding the ladder?”
I started an emo salsa band. We're called Hispanic at the Disco.
Funny jokes are like kids with autism.
They have special needs to make them.
What do you call a selfie that is taken by an orphan?
Answer: A family photo.
Imagine if hitting the iceberg wasn't an accident and it was all just the sailors' fault like this:
Sailor 1: Hey Ron. Sailor 2: Yeah? Sailor 1: You see that iceberg over there? Sailor 2: Yeah. Sailor 1: You know what would be pretty funny?
At gym class today, my friend made this song:
🎵 I’m a Barbie girl, I am fantastic, my boobs are plastic!
Orphans are funny cuz all they do is sing "We Are Family."
My sister is the weird dark one and emo of the family. I'm the bright happy one. Once in 3rd grade, I got a huge A on mine, and my sis got a D-.
In the playground near a tree, we were sitting and playing. I said, "Hey, a C- is not that bad," and raised my hand up to give her a high five, but she left me hanging.
Spongulbub
Spingebinge
Sponk
Spunkulbub
Bobspunge
Spong
*JMC*
ANOMALY-931
"Gwen"
Identification: just a stupid animal, with a big ass heart.
As siblings, we always joke about being adopted. It stops being funny when you're playing in your parents' room and find both of your adoption papers. : )