Funny jokes

How do you know if a snowman is a girl or a boy?

A: Snowballs.

"Ur Grandma" You think you're funny? Well, sorry, but you're not.

Do you want to hear a joke?

You.

What can Michael Jackson eat in his coffin?

Nothing, only brown bread, what they call it! 😂😂😂

I'm not fat!!

I'm a Nutritional Overachiever.

Stupid Mary Jane was swinging on the swing.

Her momma said, "Stupid Mary Jane, don't swing so high, the boys will see your underwear!"

Stupid Mary Jane laughed and laughed. She knew she wasn't wearing no underwear.

So I'm reading Hamlet, right? And then this one page they like, "Yo, like, Hamlet the fuck t tgo foff off KING speak, yo" 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 truth ong fr 😂 Face with thing is funny or... 😂 😂 😂 😂 the

Bunger got me like:

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"Balls" got me like: 😂

Orphans got me like: 😂

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Tazzaro got me like: 😂

Twin Tower jokes are funny because they are dead.

9/11 jokes aren't funny. They are just plane wrong.

What is a orphan's favorite 🎥🍿?

Home Alone.

It’s funny my sister wanted to have sex with me.

What do you call a deer who is funny?

Diraleous.

What’s an orphan’s least favorite shoe?

Fuller House😂

My friend: "Ess, stop with the self-harm jokes it's not funny."

Me: "C'mon it's not that deep."

ok this isn't a joke but it's funny.

Roses are red, nuts are brown, Skirts go up, pants go down. Body to body, skin to skin, when it's stiff, stick it in. It goes in dry, comes out wet, the longer it's in, the stronger it gets. It comes out dripping and starts to sag, It's not what you think, it's a lipton tea bag.

Get your mind out of the gutter.