ok this isnt a joke but its funny.
Roses are red, nuts are brown, Skirts go up, pants go down. Body to body, skin to skin, when its stiff, stick it in. It goes in dry, comes out wet, the longer it's in, the stronger it gets. It comes out dripping and starts to sag, its not what you think, its a lipton tea bag.
Get your mind out of the gutter.
I don't give two shits about how evil these are there funny
To all of you making jokes about orphans, it’s all fun and games until both of your parents leave you. LMFAO (my parents left me and it’s not the funniest thing ever)
Dark humor jokes about orphans are funny because no parents are gonna be told.
Knock knock
Who’s there
UR MUM
How do you keep a blind kid entertained? You take him to a stadium crowd then give him a bat and tell him to hit the pinyata.
what is another name for a serial rapist? short dress enthusiast
Want to see a funny joke? Look in the mirror.
Bee Jokes: "Hello"
"Oh hello buzzy!"
"Why are ya calling me Buzzy this whole time?"
"Because you BEE BUZZing! (Laughs)"
"It's not funny! Jokes are the worst, although I hate those Bee Jokes!"
"Chillax bro. Don't BEE a hater of jokes dude! (Laughs)"
"Aagh! You always had a choice, but I will sting ya face!"
"No! You BEE like pollen to make HONEY-moon. (Laughs)
"Stoooop!! I'm outta here, your worst fan."
"Fan?"
"Yes, your worst fan!"
"No! Fan!"
"What?! Aaaaaauuuuggghhhh!!!"
"Ohhh! Buzzy's looking BEE-wind! (Laughs)"
A list of sansnpuns would be sans tastic
How can you tell a Pokémon likes baseball? Every night he turns into a gol-bat.
Comment 👍 if you like this joke!
Pokemon:Why did the Miltank cross the road? To get to the udder side.
Snover1:You can't pass through Snow Way!
Squirtle: Why I can't pass through Snow Way?
Snover1: There's snow in the way.
Snover2:Yeah, you can't get past through the snow while it's on the way, to continous.
Squirtle: What? There's snow in here the whole time. What is this? Snow Society-?!
"AAAAARRRGGH!!"
Squirtle:Who is that?
Snover2:That is Snow.
Squirtle:What?! That is giant snow tree thing is Abomasnow!
Snover2:Oops! Don't be a Halt!
"Haaaaaaaaallllltttt!!!"
"Aaaaaauuuuggghhhh!"
Snovers: That was a JOKE, Squirtle be FROZEN, just let it go, let it go!
Orphan: crying You: do you know where your parents are Orphan:no Your Friend: they don't have parents !!! You:😂 I know
what has four legs and one arm? A Doderman in a playground.
What’s the difference between a orphan and a watermelon?
One is fun to hit with a sledge hammer and the other one is just a watermelon
Dad joke Why does a dad gets more than a pair of socks at the golf course? Because of a hole in one
I bought a horse and named him Mayo.
Sometimes Mayo neighs.
I CANT WITH THESE LMAOO
I told my dad I was self harming. The next day we talked about it and he said, "Hey you should CUT it out." It was funny but I couldn't bring myself to laugh at that.
