Funny

Funny jokes

Wanna know something funny? Well, there was this one time when my parents were talking about their marriage.

Then after the wedding, they decided to make a joke, and then 9 months later, I was born. My birthday (4/1/06) April 1, 2006.

Two balls sit inside a bucket. One turned to another and said, "Hey man, boing, are you sentient, too?"

The other one said, "I’m sapient, you are sentient!"

BOINGZINGA!?!

It's funny how teachers are supposed to educate new lives, but only teach certain kids how much they want to commit suicide and how many ways there are.

It's funny how you feel so alone with depression, and yet once you tell people on some random website, so many people relate. Unfortunately, it doesn't stop the loneliness.

Girlfriend: "One day I will marry and a lot of men will be sad that day."

Boyfriend: "Wow, how many men do you plan to marry?"

What did God say to the black person?

"Oops, I burned one."😳

Not racist, just funny.

You think you guys are funny, but look at your hairline. It be looking like the McDonald's symbol. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ’€πŸ€¨πŸ†πŸ’¦πŸ‘ΆπŸ»πŸ˜ˆπŸ˜ˆπŸ˜ˆπŸ˜ˆπŸ˜ˆπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ‘πŸ˜³πŸ˜³πŸ˜³πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ€¨

Friend: Stop with the self harm jokes, they're not funny.

Me: It's not that deep. I'll cut it out.

What do you call a depressed person holding a knife?

Freedom yay! (so funny ikr)

All of you guys in this orphanage are ABCDEFGHIJK.

What's that? said the orphans.

Attractive, brilliant, cute, darling, elegant, funny, gorgeous, and hot.

What's the IJK?

I'm just kidding! 🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣

Guys, stop making funny jokes of orphans. What, their parents are gonna get mad? Oh wait, continue.