Girlfriend: "One day I will marry and a lot of men will be sad that day."
Boyfriend: "Wow, how many men do you plan to marry?"
What do you call a strong, independent girl in Haryana?
Dead.
9/11 is not funny. its just plane disrespectful to make fun of it
what is an orphan's favourite joke? yo mama jokes
What did God say to the black person?
"Oops, I burned one."π³
Not racist, just funny.
Spell "I cup." It's funny.
You think you guys are funny, but look at your hairline. It be looking like the McDonald's symbol. ππππππππ€¨ππ¦πΆπ»πππππππππππππ³π³π³πππππππ€¨
What did the fat guy say when he fell off the ladder? "Catch me!"
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game? Adopt Me.
Friend: Stop with the self harm jokes, they're not funny.
Me: It's not that deep. I'll cut it out.
What do you call a depressed person holding a knife?
Freedom yay! (so funny ikr)
All of you guys in this orphanage are ABCDEFGHIJK.
What's that? said the orphans.
Attractive, brilliant, cute, darling, elegant, funny, gorgeous, and hot.
What's the IJK?
I'm just kidding! π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£
Εehmus ne demiΕ? Ne bileyim, olm, ona sor.
Why arenβt orphan jokes funny?
The punchline isnβt apparent.
Guys stop making funny jokes of orphans what their parents are gonna get mad oh wait continue
I replaced "Jingle Bells" with "Jiggle Balls"... "Jiggle balls, jiggle balls, jiggle all the way! Oh what fun it is to ride on jiggly balls today!"
Why was the snowman looking through a bag of carrots?
He was picking his nose.
Why do scuba divers fall backwards off of the boat?
Because if they fell forward, they'd still be on the boat.
Hey, I know this is a classic joke but I found it pretty funny!
"My name is 4, four like the number," my friend said. "What, was 1 2 3 taken?"
I can even with it but I was bored and decided to share this.
What type of people think rape jokes are funny?
Only the coolest people in the world! I fucking love you guys π
