Two balls sit inside a bucket. One turned to another and said, "Hey man, boing, are you sentient, too?"
The other one said, "Iβm sapient, you are sentient!"
BOINGZINGA!?!
Funny Jokes
It's funny how teachers are supposed to educate new lives, but only teach certain kids how much they want to commit suicide and how many ways there are.
It's funny how you feel so alone with depression, and yet once you tell people on some random website, so many people relate. Unfortunately, it doesn't stop the loneliness.
Guys, these jokes are not funny. My dad died, he was the best Arabic pilot ever.
Girlfriend: "One day I will marry and a lot of men will be sad that day."
Boyfriend: "Wow, how many men do you plan to marry?"
What do you call a strong, independent girl in Haryana?
Dead.
9/11 is not funny. It's just plane disrespectful to make fun of it.
What is an orphan's favorite joke?
"Yo mama" jokes.
What did God say to the black person?
"Oops, I burned one."π³
Not racist, just funny.
Spell "I cup." It's funny.
You think you guys are funny, but look at your hairline. It be looking like the McDonald's symbol. ππππππππ€¨ππ¦πΆπ»πππππππππππππ³π³π³πππππππ€¨
What did the fat guy say when he fell off the ladder? "Catch me!"
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game? Adopt Me.
Friend: Stop with the self harm jokes, they're not funny.
Me: It's not that deep. I'll cut it out.
What do you call a depressed person holding a knife?
Freedom yay! (so funny ikr)
All of you guys in this orphanage are ABCDEFGHIJK.
What's that? said the orphans.
Attractive, brilliant, cute, darling, elegant, funny, gorgeous, and hot.
What's the IJK?
I'm just kidding! π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£
Εehmus ne demiΕ? Ne bileyim, olm, ona sor.
Why arenβt orphan jokes funny?
The punchline isnβt apparent.
Guys, stop making funny jokes of orphans. What, their parents are gonna get mad? Oh wait, continue.
I replaced "Jingle Bells" with "Jiggle Balls"... "Jiggle balls, jiggle balls, jiggle all the way! Oh what fun it is to ride on jiggly balls today!"
