Funny jokes
Why are orphans good at being a criminal?
Because they're not wanted.
Why are chickens so funny? Because...
I will make a funny joke if you let me be your boyfriend. I'm 19 and I am Russian.
I'd make a joke about the chin bones, but y'all couldn't mandle it.
I got detention for giving an emo kid a glow stick... I tried to lighten his spirit.
I wonder if any of these people are still alive.
Anyways,
When I arrived at the pearly gates when I died, the guardian asked me how I died. I told him I was just hanging around.
What did the titanic say as it was sinking?
I nominate all the passengers to the ice bucket challenge.
What's a priest's favorite toy?
A mute little boy.
Me and my friend are walking, we see a kid. My friend asks him why he's crying and if he lost his parents. He said, "Yeah." I slapped my friend because we were at an orphanage.
How many feminists does it take to fix a lightbulb?
9: one to screw the lightbulb, one to film it, one to post about it on a women empowerment social media page, one to complain that the man didn’t screw the lightbulb, one to say that women deserve to screw more lightbulbs, one to try to get #womenlightbulbscrewers trending on Twitter, one to bring a man and show him the screwing, one to say that women are better than men at screwing lightbulbs, and one to make a speech about the lightbulb.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your grandma died, your dad left you too, Now you're living with your old grandma coot. Oh, let's not forget your mom left you, too. You gon' live alone, die alone, with no roses on your casket, too.
I was going to listen to a funny comment about abortion, but her joke was crap.
Wow, didn't know little Jhony jokes were so dark. Well, but what do you expect from a site with jokes about suicide, sex, and drugs? :-)
"Drugs?????" His eyes popped out. Well, I don't really know if there actually are-- and the exact ones... But there's so many kinds of jokes-- even chin jokes. :^))
And slice jokes!
What kind of "slices"?
Handy ones. ^_^
It would be pretty funny if something that's not a joke was the most liked thing. It would be pretty funny, I think, lol. Just a little funny, lol.
Hello, everybody, it's me, Mariplier, and today I'm going to be balling at Freddy's!
What does Sonic wear when he goes to the beach? A speedo.
These are not funny. Those that are adopted feel hurt by these!
You shall feel ashamed of yourself!
Take the L! - Losers
Sister, you're ugly.
Other sister: I'm not your reflection.
PS. Sorry if it is not funny.
How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb? None, they can't change anything.
I am just kidding, you know gay jokes aren't funny, come on guys.
Q: What kinda bees give milk?
A: Boobees.