Wanna hear a joke?
No, I'm already looking at one.
Most of the people here: That's not funny, lots of people died.
Bruh, why are you in here if you can't take a joke?
This kinda reminds me of when my mum was feeding me. She always used to say, "Open wide for the delicious plane."
Treat me like a joke, and I will leave you like it's funny.
HA GAYYYYYYY
READ THIS OUT LOUD:
This is this cat.
This is cat.
This is how cat.
This is to cat.
This is keep cat.
This is an cat.
This is idiot cat.
This is a busy cat.
This is for cat.
This is forty cat.
this is seconds cat.
NOW- go back and read the third word from each line from the start.
What do you call a hamburger that can talk and walk?
Funny weird walkie hamburger and talkie cute hamburger. Lol.
Why is Jenna Marbles so funny? She lost all her marbles.
Waluigi gets his Walu-weenie stuck in a vending machine!
Q: How do you know it's time for bed at the neverland ranch? A: When the big hand touches the little hand.
Bro, I saw two dudes kissing LOL, but not regular kissing.
I feel sad because I went to an old man in a wheelchair while he was sitting next to a fire, and I screamed, "Hot Wheels!" 🤣
Tell someone that you're gonna say “I 1 poopoo” and it will go in order of numbers, so they say, “I 2 poopoo” & so on:
You) I 1 poopoo
(Them) I 2 poopoo
(You) I 3 poopoo
(Them) I 4 poopoo
(You) I 5 poopoo
(Them) I 6 poopoo
(You) I 7 poopoo
(Them) I 8 poopoo
And be like, “You ate poopoo??! EWW!!”
These jokes are a little too explosive, if you ask me.
all these jokes are all plane
Jack and Jill Went up the hill to have some hanky panky.
Silly Jill forgot her pill. And now there's little Franky.
Lol, this joke may not be funny, but what do you call your mom fat and emo?
Wanna know something funny? Well, there was this one time when my parents were talking about their marriage.
Then after the wedding, they decided to make a joke, and then 9 months later, I was born. My birthday (4/1/06) April 1, 2006.
Two balls sit inside a bucket. One turned to another and said, "Hey man, boing, are you sentient, too?"
The other one said, "I’m sapient, you are sentient!"
BOINGZINGA!?!
It's funny how teachers are supposed to educate new lives, but only teach certain kids how much they want to commit suicide and how many ways there are.
