Bestfriend @3am: I love you.
Me: Love you too.
*wait whatttttttttttttttttttt*
I don't know if this is funny.
What do you call a guy at your doorstep with no arms or legs... Matt
"Thank God there are no of these ahahha ya thank God to pranks."
"Oh I forgot a dance đș đ joke is good ok for kids."
what do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
a family photo.
So, a man goes to church and is dipped in water three times by a Priest as he says, "From now on your name is Michael, and you will shed your sins of gambling and alcohol."
Soon after, the man heads home and rushes to the fridge to grab a can of beer. He turns on the sink and dips the beer can in the water three times while saying, "From now on you will be known as Not Alcohol."
Me: Dark humor jokes are like a mother's love.
Orphan: How come?
Me: You wouldn't get it.
Orphan: . . . .
me: I'm going to steal your heart.
her: omg that's so romantic!!
me, an organ trafficker: ( ͥ° ÍÊ ÍĄÂ°)
What do you call a suicide bomber under the water?
A bath bomb.
Corpses arenât funnyâtheyâre dead serious.
It's really funny, read through everything slowly.
Say "I'm a man" after everything I say.
I went to the bar. "I'm a man." You saw this woman. "I'm a man." You guys married. "I'm a man." You guys bought a house. "I'm a man." You guys went to bed. "I'm a man," you said. "I'm a man," she said. "I'm a man."
This isnât a joke. Quiet kid jokes are so clichĂ©. Like since when was there an original quiet kid joke like smh. Doesnât help because Iâm a quiet kid and people act as if Iâm so dangerous and itâs like the only thing they say to me. Being judged as some big bad monster for being AN INTROVERT!! These jokes used to be funny to me, but now Iâm just sick of them...
You are shore to find loads of jokes funny even if I canât kelp you find the right ones.
Loads of jokes are funny as Iâm shore you shall sea.
Hello everyone, I would just like to apologize for participating in the protest and everything else I said. I was wrong and have recently found a way to see all these jokes as funny. I hope that you all can forgive me. ALYA
What do you get when you cross an alligator with a vest?
An investigator.
Here is a good joke: asking for consent before sex.
Man, that's funny!
Have you ever seen the Pokemon called Ryh... Rhydon these nuts?
How do you know if your sisters on her period?
Your dads dick tastes funny.
Whatâs worse than fingering your sister?
Finding your dads wedding ring inside her.
A depressed kid wanted to give me a high five.
I just left him hanging.
Suicide isn't funny, but you can spice it up by wearing a fun hat.
