You're the type of person to play girl on fire during a funeral
this isnt really a joke but true.. you picture for your funeral may have already been taken :)
My Relatives Always Teased Me During Weddings saying " You'll Be Next " But they Stopped when I did the same to them during Funerals
someone dies
Don’t cry when you attend my funeral, I was dead long ago so why cry now?
Why did Nicholas Cage and Angelina Jolie attend Paul Walker’s funeral? He went from The Fast And The Furious to Gone In 60 Seconds
Your at a funeral your mum says be quiet so you snigger at the body and say by forever bitch
At a orphans funeral you say your dad came back
What happened when the man died: yes
What do you call Juice WRLD in a coffin?
A juice box...
why are orphans funerals so small? they have no loved ones
I saw a small kid crying so I asked him "where's ur mom" but he started crying so I left the funeral🙂🙂
what did they do with his body when he died they made him into lego sho kids can play with him for once
A friend of mine used to be morbidly obese, but after lots of exercise and hard work... We were able to lift his coffin.
I got an xbox achievement the other day. It said trash master, and everyone looked at me at the funeral
Imagen when you are about to cry at the funeral then your friends phones rings Then he says "I'll call you back I'm still at the die"
Ex: baby i miss u me: sorry i cant talk im at a funeral Ex: who died?! me: my feelings 4 u bitch
Saying I’m sorry and I apologise are basically the same thing... except at a funeral
I was speaking at my grandpa's funeral and I told everybody his last words: "You still holding the latter?"
The cemetery is so overcrowded. People are just dying to get in.
