I have double standards, burn a body at a crematorium and you're being a respectful friend; do it at home and you're destroying evidence.
I went to a funeral to revive my dead grandmother with the Reboot Card but my family was upset!
Did you know that if you die you can still be apart of family game night!! all you have to do is have your family cremate you and put you in an hour glass and the games that uses hour glasses well you will be apart of family game night.
My dad said wheres pickles the family cat i said im sorry to say hes in the sky, oh i see he passed away no i strapped him to 20 fireworks
My grief counselor died, he was so good, I didn't even care.
You're the type of person to play girl on fire during a funeral
this isnt really a joke but true.. you picture for your funeral may have already been taken :)
My Relatives Always Teased Me During Weddings saying " You'll Be Next " But they Stopped when I did the same to them during Funerals
someone dies
Don’t cry when you attend my funeral, I was dead long ago so why cry now?
Why did Nicholas Cage and Angelina Jolie attend Paul Walker’s funeral?
He went from "The Fast and the Furious" to "Gone in 60 Seconds."
Your at a funeral your mum says be quiet so you snigger at the body and say by forever bitch
At a orphans funeral you say your dad came back
What happened when the man died: yes
What do you call Juice WRLD in a coffin?
A juice box...
why are orphans funerals so small? they have no loved ones
I saw a small kid crying so I asked him "where's ur mom" but he started crying so I left the funeral🙂🙂
what did they do with his body when he died they made him into lego sho kids can play with him for once
A friend of mine used to be morbidly obese, but after lots of exercise and hard work... We were able to lift his coffin.
I got an Xbox achievement the other day. It said "Trash Master," and everyone looked at me at the funeral.
