Imagen when you are about to cry at the funeral then your friends phones rings Then he says "I'll call you back I'm still at the die"
Ex: baby i miss u.
Me: sorry i can't talk, i'm at a funeral.
Ex: who died?!
Me: my feelings 4 u, bitch.
Saying I’m sorry and I apologise are basically the same thing... except at a funeral
I was speaking at my grandpa's funeral and I told everybody his last words: "You still holding the latter?"
The cemetery is so overcrowded.
People are just dying to get in.
I remember when I was at a funeral at the age of 6. I was with my grandma and asked, "Grandma, Grandma. Why is that man in a box?" and she says, "He's in a better place now." I look at her confused and ask, "WHAT KIND OF BOX DID HE LIVE IN BEFORE?! HOW IS THIS BOX BETTER THAN THE LAST ONE?! IT'S JUST A BOX!" And to this day I am still not allowed to go to funerals.
before i die ima ask to be cremated. then ima eat a buncha popcorn kernels. then ill die, and get cremated. BOOM! im popcorn.
I was at a funeral and told a joke and my sister said “I’m dead” so I said “that’s what she said.”
Little Johnny died
My dad told me a story today his mom my grandma said if a bird gets in ur house someone will die . That day a humming bird got in his U.P.S truck and that’s the day he found out that my grandma had cancer 😭😭😭😭😭 6 weeks later she died .😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
When you at a funeral and you laugh at the body...everyone stares and one person said isn ́t that your mom......?
"I'm sorry" and "I apologize" mean the same thing. Except at a funeral.
I was making sandcastles with my Nan, then my mum came in the room and took away the urn.
Grandpa's last words,why do you have a chain saw
When a military person dies, we shoot all night. When a drunkard dies, we drink all night. When a Christian dies, we pray all night. What if a prostitute dies? What should we do? Please tell me.
What’s one thing you can say at a funeral and during sex.
She was too young.
Sad to think about legend O.G. Mudbone being no longer with us.
I’m only curious how they closed his casket.
Ah yes, cremation. My last chance of having a smokin' hot body.
I was at a funeral for some kids in a school shooting. I don’t understand why everyone was so sad, so I asked a lady, what’s so sad and she said “What do you think was running through these kid’s head before they died”. I replied “probably a bullet”, she gasped and said “do you have any idea how insensitive that is, what do you think is running through their parent’s heads”, I said " probably all the money their losing from this funeral".
Haha Dead
