Full jokes
An attractive man and a blonde meet in an elevator.
"Where are you heading today?" the man asks.
"I'm going down to give blood."
"How much do you get paid for giving blood?"
"About $30."
"Wow," says the man, "I'm going up to donate sperm, and the sperm bank pays $100."
The woman, slightly annoyed, gets off the elevator. The next day, the man and woman meet in the elevator again.
"Fancy meeting you again. Where you off to today?"
"Sperm bank," she mumbles with her mouth full.
Why is Santa's sack always full?
Because he only comes once a year.
"So I asked a genie if he could grant me this wish. I wished to be like Michael Jackson. The next day, I was in a playground full of little kids."
What's yellow all over and can't swim?
A school bus full of children.
What does Joe Biden call a room full of kids? A toy room.
Your momma's so fat, when I went to suck her titties, I got a mouth full of knee.
What do you call a bus full of transgender men? T-Mobile.
Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick her candy, but Jack had a shock and a mouth full of cock, and Jill's real name was Randy.
I was gardening and found a chest full of blood... I forgot I was in the cemetery.
Do you know why most men are impressive cooks?
Because with two eggs and a sausage, they can keep women full for 9 months.
What’s yellow and can’t swim?
A bus full of children.
Q: What do you call a pigeon that is full of poop that flies in front of a car?
A: A suicide bomber.
What do you call a pool full of retards?
Vegetable soup.
The optimist thinks the glass is half full. The pessimist thinks the glass is half empty. The feminist thinks the glass is raping them.
What do you call a priest in a room full of naked boys?
A colonoscopy.
Why are orphans bad at poker? They don't know what a full house is.
A pedophile is playing poker with 8 seven-year-olds.
The pedophile has a pair of 7's and three 4's in the river. He smiles and says, "Yay, I got me a full house!"
How come when women decide to kill their unborn baby it's a "choice"? But when I decide to drive my car into a playground full of children it's called "murder."
I was digging in our garden when I found a chest full of gold coins. I was about to run straight home to tell my wife about it, but then I remembered why I was digging in our garden.
A blind comedian was asked to do stand up for a hospital. No one laughed at his jokes, so he continued to sing, "If you're happy and you know it..." The room was full of arm amputees.
Community talk
hey, its mal for those who care, i wanted to let you know this is the last you'll hear from me. my account has already been deleted, which is why im posting as an anon. this site isn't good for me, time-management wise and mentally, and with college coming up and being busy with a full-time job, its best for me to give this site up. i wasn't active much anyway. charlie, my daughter, im sorry. i love you dearly and iv… Read more
Hey guys, some of us here are working on a WJE dictionary, full of shit and Lore and a UI and things, but we need some stuff, if yous don't mind helpling us get it? So far all we need it this; Both of the Quote book doc links All 5 of the Icebegs numbered, 1 to 5, 1 being the earliest.
MEMORIAL POST To the New Era,
The "Australians' Era," which ran from late 2021 into early 2023. The site operated differently back then. All the original members from that period have left now. We were a specific kind of immature, young crowd that was pretty active. We had a lot of community, both good and bad. It was a time of low-quality jokes, drama and high energy.
The community back then was a comple… Read more