What do you call a whore with a runny nose? ...Full !
Why is the moon always hungry? It is almost never full.
Why didn’t the moon eat dinner?
Because it was full! 🌕
Irritable Bowel Syndrome saved me from depression... It’s hard to feel empty when you’re so full of shiiii fuck ur mom
I was digging in our garden when I found a chest full of gold coins. I was about to run straight home to tell my wife about it, but then I remembered why I was digging in our garden.
Why are orphans bad at poker?
They don't know what a full house is.
What's yellow and can't swim? A bus full of children
Did you know the pool in the Titanic is still full
What does it mean when a man has a dodgy past? It means he has skeletons in his closet.
What does it mean when a man likes Lana Del Rey better than Ed Sheeran? It means he has a closet full of women's leather pants (but no women in their dating history).
Why is it that when women decide to kill an unborn baby, it's a "CHOICE," but when I decide to drive my F-150 into a playground full of kids, it's called "MURDER"!
A blind comedian was asked to do stand up for a hospital. No one laughed at his jokes, so he continued to sing, "If you're happy and you know it..."
The room was full of arm amputees.
What did the choir boy sing to the priest? Nothing his mouth was full.
what do u call a preist in a room full of naked boys a Colonoscopy
When I'm bored, I go into an elevator with a full duffle bag. Once people come in and the door closes I zip open the bag a little bit and whisper to it "I'll get you some food once we get off"
What’s the difference between a bus full of children and a fish?
The fish can swim
Why shouldn't you tell a secret in a corn field? Because they are full of ears! Now that was a corny joke. And yes, it was rather a-maize-ing
Suicide gives your security for the future. Decide the day of suicide and live with full joy till that day and you can choose to postpone it.
How come when women decide to kill their unborn baby its a "choice". But when I decide to drive my car into a playground full of children its called "murder".
What do you call a hot tub full of special ed students? Vegetable Soup
What does Osama bin Laden have in common with Spongebob?
Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, filled full of holes.
