I was digging in our garden when I found a chest full of gold coins. I was about to run straight home to tell my wife about it, but then I remembered why I was digging in our garden.

What’s yellow and can’t swim? A bus full of children

Why are orphans bad at poker?

They don’t know what a full house is.

A blind comedian was asked to do stand up for a hospital. No one laughed at his jokes, so he continued to sing, “If you’re happy and you know it…”

The room was full of arm amputees.

What’s long, black and full of seamen? A submarine

what is the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies?

U can’t unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitch fork.

Did you know the pool in the Titanic is still full

Why shouldn’t you tell a secret in a corn field? Because they are full of ears! Now that was a corny joke. And yes, it was rather a-maize-ing

Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick Jills candy But Jack got a shock and a mouth full of cock because Jills real name is Randy

What’s the difference between a bus full of children and a fish?

The fish can swim

I was digging in our garden when I found a chest completely full of gold coins. I was about to run straight home to tell my wife about it, but then I remembered why I was digging in our garden.

What do you call a Mexican midget?

A paragraph, because he’s not a full Esé.

i was digging in our garden when I found a chest full of gold coins. I was about to run straight home to tell my wife about it, but then I remembered why I was digging in our garden

Suicide gives your security for the future. Decide the day of suicide and live with full joy till that day and you can choose to postpone it.

Why won’t Trump be subject to impeachment? Answer: Because Republicans in Congress insist that every baby be brought to full term!

What is yellow and can’t swim? A school bus full of kids.

A starving homeless kid ask me for food

I said “sorry,my plate is full”

What is big, annoying, and full of blubber?

90% of America’s population

How come when women decide to kill their unborn baby its a “choice”. But when I decide to drive my car into a playground full of children its called “murder”.

What’s the difference between a dumpster full of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.