I was digging in our garden when I found a chest full of gold coins. I was about to run straight home to tell my wife about it, but then I remembered why I was digging in our garden.
What’s yellow and can’t swim? A bus full of children
Why are orphans bad at poker?
They don’t know what a full house is.
A blind comedian was asked to do stand up for a hospital. No one laughed at his jokes, so he continued to sing, “If you’re happy and you know it…”
The room was full of arm amputees.
Did you know the pool in the Titanic is still full
What’s long, black and full of seamen? A submarine
what is the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies?
U can’t unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitch fork.
Why shouldn’t you tell a secret in a corn field? Because they are full of ears! Now that was a corny joke. And yes, it was rather a-maize-ing
Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick Jills candy But Jack got a shock and a mouth full of cock because Jills real name is Randy
I was digging in our garden when I found a chest completely full of gold coins. I was about to run straight home to tell my wife about it, but then I remembered why I was digging in our garden.
What’s the difference between a bus full of children and a fish?
The fish can swim
What is big, annoying, and full of blubber?
90% of America’s population
Suicide gives your security for the future. Decide the day of suicide and live with full joy till that day and you can choose to postpone it.
Why won’t Trump be subject to impeachment? Answer: Because Republicans in Congress insist that every baby be brought to full term!
What’s yellow and cant swim?
A school bus full of screaming children.
whats yellow and can’t float?
A school bus full of children
What is yellow and can’t swim? A school bus full of kids.
What’s the difference between a dumpster full of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.
What do you call a Mexican midget?
A paragraph, because he’s not a full Esé.
What did the choir boy sing to the priest? Nothing his mouth was full.