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Cock

    • D: Johnny, Johnny.

    J: Yes, Papa?

    D: Eating sugar?

    J: No, Papa!

    D: Telling lies?

    J: No, Papa!

    D: Open your mouth, now full of cock. :)

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    • Drink

    • A lady walked into a bar and ordered their special drink. The bartender then gave her a brown glass full of milk. The lady complained about this, but then the bartender said, "Just shut up and swallow!"

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    • Friend

    • My friend had a house FULL of okra, but it blew up and okra was everywhere.

    I guess you can call that place Okra-homa!

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    Body

    • Why do we call them dead bodies? Nobody says "alive bodies!" Like you walk into your workplace, "OMFG IT'S FULL OF BODIES! Alive ones, though." You wouldn't give birth and say, "Come on, husband, help me with the bodies." If it's a surprise party, you wouldn't say, "QUICK, HIDE THE BODIES!" And the person who the party was for wouldn't say "OH MY GOD WHY ARE THEY DEAD!"

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    • Kidnapping

    • I put this joke so the amount of jokes will be 69. Also, I have 50 kids in my basement. I fed "Twinkies" last night.

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    • Baby

    • What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange?

    I don't keep a trash bag full of oranges in my basement.

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    • Cop

    • What's the difference between a cop and bacon?

    Bacon is full of fat and makes you feel good. A cop is full of shit and will make you feel their hot steamy cock as they ram it up your ass with some justice sprinkled on top.

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    • Suicide

    • Suicide gives you security for the future.

    Decide the day of suicide and live with full joy till that day, and you can choose to postpone it.

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    • Plate

    • Your mom: Your plate is full, that's enough food on your plate.

    Me: My plate is not full, I still see the white of the plate.

    Fly

    • A French, a German, and an Italian make a race to see who resists the most in a room full of flies. The French starts, and after a quarter of an hour, comes out.

    Then goes the German, who comes out after an hour. Finally, the Italian enters and comes out after five hours.

    The French: "But how did you do it?"

    The Italian: "I killed one."

    The German: "So what?"

    The Italian: "And then they were all busy for the funeral!"

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    • Baby

    • What's the difference between a truck full of babies and a truck full of bowling balls?

    You can only unload one of them with a pitch fork.

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    • Evidence

    • So basically Star25/AG3.0 and GG miller are the same person since I found some evidence.

    On one post, AG3.0 asked GG miller what’s his name.

    Post right here: worstjokesever.com/community/p/6509c2cbefa8ad0a8dfd8dc5

    So gg miller replied, “MILLER IS MY REAL LAST NAME, AND GG IS MY REAL MIDDLE NAME”

    So, we already know Star25’s real name is Adrian Gorges because when he had the AG3.0 account, he said that AG stands for Adrian Gorges. And we also can back this up with his tik tok. www.tiktok.com/@adriangorges2010?lang=en

    But, there’s an important factor. Gorges can also be shortened to GG.

    So, we know that GG miller is AG3.0, but let’s back this up even further. If you search up adrianmiller2010, it pops up with AG3.0’s new account’s videos. Since GG Miller’s name says, “Miller” in it, that means that GG Miller IS ag3.0

    So taking all of this evidence, we can conclude that AG3.0’s full name, which is, “Adrian Gorges Miller”.

    Lmk if you have any more things abouts ag3.0 so we can expose him even more.