Full jokes
Why can't orphans play poker?
Because they don't know what a full house is.
What do you call a pool full of black kids? Baths bomb.
I don't blame Amber Heard for wanting Elon Musk, especially if Johnny Depp is hairy and smells like a port-o-potty full of cigarettes and gunsmoke.
What happens when a Jewish guy walks into a wall with a full erection?
He breaks his nose.
Dear doctor,
I've heard it's a good sign when women scream your first name during sex, but recently women have been screaming my full name. It's weird, I feel like I'm famous. Can you tell me what this means?
Yours Truly, Ray Palp
There were 500 bricks on a plane. One fell off.
Little Sally was crossing a river full of crocodiles. How did she survive the river? She had a gun. When she got out of the river, she died. Why? Because a brick fell on her head.
I dumped the dead, disabled person's body into a dumpster full of rats.
What do you call a train full of gum?
A chew chew train.
Roses are red, so is my gun. Why do you ask? Because it's full of blood.
How do you disappoint people in Africa?
Send a message saying that you’re going to send trucks full of food, water, and clothing.
But don’t follow through and send the trucks empty.
What does your mom say when she is working?
Nothing, it's rude to talk with your mouth full.
Why are orphans bad at poker?
They don’t know what a full house is.
What's big and yellow...?
A bus full of kids.
My dustbin's absolutely full of toadstools!
How do you know it's full?
Because there's not mushroom inside.
How did the toilet react when it received a gift?
That was so pot full (thoughtful)!
What do you call a graveyard full of disabled people?
A cabbage patch.
I can't remember the last full conversation I had with my grandfather.
Good thing is, since he hit his head, he can't remember either.
What’s long and hard and full of semen?
A submarine.
If a dog is white with black spots, then it is 90% great and 10% guilty because it half way starts crimes and is a mistake to the world and is punished by the white dogs that are full white and not mixed colors.
Why do orphans have a single chip? Because they don't have a full bag.