Fruit jokes
What do you call a pineapple in a pun?
A Puneapple.
Q: What will we give to a sick lemon?
A: Lemon aid.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you going to the movies tonight?
what came first, The apple or the girl? The apple, because the tree left her hanging :)
So, is a homosexual in a coma a fruit or a vegetable?
Easy! Peasy! Lemon Squeezy! 🍋😂
What is a self-harm person's favorite game?
Fruit Ninja.
An orphan, an emo, and an apple are on a tree. The apples get picked unlike the orphan, while the emo kid is already dead from hanging.
What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other is just a watermelon.
What do ya call a legless prostitute in a strawberry field?
A jammy cunt.
Once I saw Donald Trump and an orange and couldn’t tell the difference 😂
I got fired from my job today at a banana factory. They said to throw away the bad ones, so I threw away the bent ones.
Why does the orange 🍊 beat the other fruits 🍎 in every race?
Because it never runs out of juice.
What did the green grape say to the purple grape?
The grapes in the supermarket are really raisin' the bars...
Why don’t oranges 🍊 go around blind?
Because they take Vitamin See!
Timmy has 5 apples.
His train is 7 minutes early.
Calculate the mass of the sun.
What's the difference between a grape, an apple, and an arm? You don't slice a grape.
Community talk
2-3 bananas (3 is best but two is fine) 1 and 1/2 milk 3 tablespoons maple syrup (4 if you want it sweeter) 2 cups of ice
banana. okay bye now
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