Fruit jokes
An apple walked into the clinic.
The doctor asked what his favorite color was.
The apple said "red." :)
What do you call an appetite including apples? Appletite.
It turns out a major new study recently found that humans eat more bananas than monkeys.
It’s true. I can’t remember the last time I ate a monkey.
What do you get when you mix an apple with water... applesauce. Wait, do not leave yet. If you are still reading this, you have been rekt, ha ha. At least I am still laughing.
What do you call a banana that can dance?
CHUPAPIMUNYANYO BUISNESS [sic]
Up your butt with a coconut!
Q: Why did the boy not eat the banana?
A: He was scared the juice might come out.
What do you get when Glen fucks an orange?
Adam.
What's the difference between a dead hooker and a watermelon?
The watermelon didn't scream when I sliced it.
I am a fruitcake. Why? Because I’m fruity and nutty. That’s the joke. Tada!
"Puta, banana in your ear!"
I asked my sister to get me a cup of fruit punch. I realized she was taking a bit so I walk to the kitchen and noticed that she spilled it on herself. I asked her, "How did you do that?" but there was no response.
What's a rapper's favorite type of FRUIT?
Rhyme-Apple.
When you see someone, you say, "Go suck bananas."
Why do people eat bananas? Because it's a-peeling!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Banna.
Banna who?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Banna.
Banna who?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Banna.
Banna who?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Banna who?
Orange you glad I didn’t say Banna? Yup! 🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What is the same thing between apples and orphans?
Apples actually get picked.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Only one of them gets picked...
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple actually gets picked.