Fruit jokes
My cousin is a surgeon.
Last year he botched a surgery he was doing on a patient who happened to be gay. He's being sued for malpractice for turning a fruit into a vegetable.
What do you get when you mix an apple with water... applesauce. Wait, do not leave yet. If you are still reading this, you have been rekt, ha ha. At least I am still laughing.
What do you call a banana that can dance?
CHUPAPIMUNYANYO BUISNESS [sic]
Q: Why did the boy not eat the banana?
A: He was scared the juice might come out.
Up your butt with a coconut!
What do you get when Glen fucks an orange?
Adam.
"Puta, banana in your ear!"
I asked my sister to get me a cup of fruit punch. I realized she was taking a bit so I walk to the kitchen and noticed that she spilled it on herself. I asked her, "How did you do that?" but there was no response.
I am a fruitcake. Why? Because I’m fruity and nutty. That’s the joke. Tada!
What's the difference between a dead hooker and a watermelon?
The watermelon didn't scream when I sliced it.
What's a rapper's favorite type of FRUIT?
Rhyme-Apple.
Why do people eat bananas? Because it's a-peeling!
What's a current's favorite juice?
Black "current"!
When you see someone, you say, "Go suck bananas."
An apple and an emo girl fall from the same height in a tree. Which one hits the ground first? The apple, cuz the noose stops her.
What is a fish's favorite fruit/vegetable?
An avacodo.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Only one of them gets picked...
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What is the same thing between apples and orphans?
Apples actually get picked.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Banna.
Banna who?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Banna.
Banna who?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Banna.
Banna who?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Banna who?
Orange you glad I didn’t say Banna? Yup! 🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂