Fruit jokes
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Banna.
Banna who?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Banna.
Banna who?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Banna.
Banna who?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Banna who?
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What is the same thing between apples and orphans?
Apples actually get picked.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple actually gets picked.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple gets picked.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple got chosen.
Me: Hey, apple.
Apple: What?
Me: Knife.
Apple: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
What is a fish's favorite fruit/vegetable?
An avacodo.
What's a rapper's favorite type of FRUIT?
Rhyme-Apple.
Why do people eat bananas? Because it's a-peeling!
What's a current's favorite juice?
Black "current"!
What is yellow and smells like bananas?
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
"Orphans get picked."
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Because it wasn’t peeling very well.
What do a gay guy in a wheelchair and a tomato have in common?
They’re both a fruit AND a vegetable!
What did the grape say to the banana? "Stop graping me!"
What do you say when you see an apple dancing in a talent show?
He's got some "sweet" moves!
The chicken is actually a fruit because it is grown on a pole-tree.
I was walking down the street and saw a kid slip on a plum.
I look to my right and died of laughter because I did the same!
My sister said she was as fat as a coconut, so I threw one at her and she was right.