Fruit jokes
Up your butt with a coconut!
What do you get when Glen fucks an orange?
Adam.
I asked my sister to get me a cup of fruit punch. I realized she was taking a bit so I walk to the kitchen and noticed that she spilled it on herself. I asked her, "How did you do that?" but there was no response.
What's the difference between a dead hooker and a watermelon?
The watermelon didn't scream when I sliced it.
I am a fruitcake. Why? Because I’m fruity and nutty. That’s the joke. Tada!
"Puta, banana in your ear!"
What's a rapper's favorite type of FRUIT?
Rhyme-Apple.
When you see someone, you say, "Go suck bananas."
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Only one of them gets picked...
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What is the same thing between apples and orphans?
Apples actually get picked.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple gets picked.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple got chosen.
Me: Hey, apple.
Apple: What?
Me: Knife.
Apple: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple actually gets picked.
What is a fish's favorite fruit/vegetable?
An avacodo.
What's a current's favorite juice?
Black "current"!
Why do people eat bananas? Because it's a-peeling!
An apple and an emo girl fall from the same height in a tree. Which one hits the ground first? The apple, cuz the noose stops her.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Banna.
Banna who?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Banna.
Banna who?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Banna.
Banna who?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Banna who?
Orange you glad I didn’t say Banna? Yup! 🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂