Fruit jokes
What do you get when you cross Donald Trump with Fregley?
Orange juice.
What's the difference between orphans and apple trees?
The apples actually get picked.
Kaj je pomaranča rekla, ko jo je povozil avto?
What music scares balloons?
Pop music.
Why would the banana scream "ouch?"
Because it is getting peeled.
If you ever have a gay friend whose comatose, tell his family he/she was a fruit. Now he/she's a vegetable, at least they're still in the produce section.
What game do Emos play?
Fruit Ninja.
(Sorryyyyy Lmaoooo)
Why did the orange fall off the tree? Because he went out on a limb.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What is the same thing between apples and orphans?
Apples actually get picked.
What happens when a strawberry gets run over crossing the street? Traffic jam.
What did the banana say to the vibrator?
"Why are you shaking? She's gonna eat me later!"
Why did the strawberry 🍓 go out with a banana? Because it could not find a date.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple gets picked.
What’s the difference between a WNBA player and a rotten apple? The apple has a chance to make it into the basket.
How do you saw an apple with no mouth?
A P P L E
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple can trace back its family tree.
Are your parents bakers? Because you're a cutie pie.
Are you a loan? Because you've got my interest.
Is your dad a boxer? Because you’re a knockout!
If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber.
Are you an artist? Because you’re really good at drawing me in.
I believe in following my dreams. Can I have your Instagram?
If you were a fruit, you’d be a fine-apple.
If you were a flower, you'd be a daaaaaamn-delion!
I told my doctor I ate a bunch of bananas. It wasn’t a very a-peeling experience.
LMAO, what is the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?
One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other's just a watermelon.
Why are tomatoes green? Because they rot, like your mum.