Fruit jokes
What did the green grape say to the purple grape?
I was watching Avengers and I thought I saw a grape, but it was just Thanos.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Lemon.
Haha! Hahahah! Hahahaah!
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple tree? The apples get picked.
How are babies and watermelons similar?
They are both fun to smash open with a sledgehammer and eat the insides.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked. Lel. I hope you guys like this joke.
What does a baby banana call her mum? Na na, get it? Instead of ma ma.
What do you call an appetite including apples? Appletite.
My cousin is a surgeon.
Last year he botched a surgery he was doing on a patient who happened to be gay. He's being sued for malpractice for turning a fruit into a vegetable.
Why do apple trees like emo kids?
Because they like to play yoyo with them.
Why did the sick juice tree go to the hospital? Because it needed lemin-ade (not the cool type of sick, the one where you are in the hospital). Lemin-ade 1st ade.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple actually gets picked.
What's yellow, slimy, and smells like bananas?
Monkey puke.
What is an orphan and an apple?
They get picked.
What do you call a burning orphan in a wheelchair? Hot Wheels.
What hit the ground first, the orphan or the apple? The apple. The orphan never hit the ground.
How is the world's fattest avocado called?
Niko
What's the difference between an apple and an apple?
An apple gets picked.
Do you know Ligma?
Have fun rubbing those balls in your tomatoes!
What’s brown, fuzzy, and wears sunglasses?
A coconut on vacation.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple tree?
Apples get picked.