Fruit jokes
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple has a family tree.
Q: What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? A: Apples get picked.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
I "onerie," or however you spell it, I like to replace all romance or similar memes with duck memes. Just comment duck memes there and change Valentine's Day to Duck Day. Also, for the joke:
Why did the duck walk up to the lemonade stand?
Because he wanted grapes.
What did the green grape say to the purple grape?
What do you call a bruised banana?
A school bus full of his kids.
What fruit loves rollercoasters the most?
A kiwiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!
What does a baby banana call her mum? Na na, get it? Instead of ma ma.
You're an apple. Now suck my dick!
How are babies and watermelons similar?
They are both fun to smash open with a sledgehammer and eat the insides.
I was watching Avengers and I thought I saw a grape, but it was just Thanos.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Lemon.
Haha! Hahahah! Hahahaah!
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple tree? The apples get picked.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked. Lel. I hope you guys like this joke.
What is an orange?
World's only not rhyming thing. Hehhhehehehehhe.
Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because she felt peely!
What is black and white and red all over? A newspaper.
When I am getting bored, I hold a banana and start shaking it suddenly. It gives out juice after a few minutes. I get excited. Ohhhhhh!
Try with a cucumber.
What do you call an appetite including apples? Appletite.
It turns out a major new study recently found that humans eat more bananas than monkeys.
It’s true. I can’t remember the last time I ate a monkey.