Fruit jokes
What's the difference between a grape and an elephant?
I don't know, what?
They are both purple except for the elephant.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
What fruit loves rollercoasters the most?
A kiwiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!
I "onerie," or however you spell it, I like to replace all romance or similar memes with duck memes. Just comment duck memes there and change Valentine's Day to Duck Day. Also, for the joke:
Why did the duck walk up to the lemonade stand?
Because he wanted grapes.
What do you call a bruised banana?
A school bus full of his kids.
What did the green grape say to the purple grape?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Lemon.
Haha! Hahahah! Hahahaah!
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple tree? The apples get picked.
I was watching Avengers and I thought I saw a grape, but it was just Thanos.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked. Lel. I hope you guys like this joke.
How are babies and watermelons similar?
They are both fun to smash open with a sledgehammer and eat the insides.
What does a baby banana call her mum? Na na, get it? Instead of ma ma.
You're an apple. Now suck my dick!
Do you know Ligma?
Have fun rubbing those balls in your tomatoes!
How is the world's fattest avocado called?
Niko
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple tree?
Apples get picked.
What's the difference between an apple and an apple?
An apple gets picked.
What do you call a burning orphan in a wheelchair? Hot Wheels.
What hit the ground first, the orphan or the apple? The apple. The orphan never hit the ground.
What did the tomato say to the other tomato?
Why did the sick juice tree go to the hospital? Because it needed lemin-ade (not the cool type of sick, the one where you are in the hospital). Lemin-ade 1st ade.