Fruit jokes
What's the difference between a watermelon and an orphan?
One you cut into 2 with a knife.
And the watermelon you cut into pieces.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
Q: What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? A: Apples get picked.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple has a family tree.
How do you saw an apple with no mouth?
A P P L E
I "onerie," or however you spell it, I like to replace all romance or similar memes with duck memes. Just comment duck memes there and change Valentine's Day to Duck Day. Also, for the joke:
Why did the duck walk up to the lemonade stand?
Because he wanted grapes.
What did the green grape say to the purple grape?
What do you call a bruised banana?
A school bus full of his kids.
What fruit loves rollercoasters the most?
A kiwiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!
You're an apple. Now suck my dick!
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple tree? The apples get picked.
I was watching Avengers and I thought I saw a grape, but it was just Thanos.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Lemon.
Haha! Hahahah! Hahahaah!
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked. Lel. I hope you guys like this joke.
How are babies and watermelons similar?
They are both fun to smash open with a sledgehammer and eat the insides.
What does a baby banana call her mum? Na na, get it? Instead of ma ma.
My cousin is a surgeon.
Last year he botched a surgery he was doing on a patient who happened to be gay. He's being sued for malpractice for turning a fruit into a vegetable.
Why do apple trees like emo kids?
Because they like to play yoyo with them.
Why did the sick juice tree go to the hospital? Because it needed lemin-ade (not the cool type of sick, the one where you are in the hospital). Lemin-ade 1st ade.