Fruit jokes
How are babies and watermelons similar?
They are both fun to smash open with a sledgehammer and eat the insides.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked. Lel. I hope you guys like this joke.
What does a baby banana call her mum? Na na, get it? Instead of ma ma.
What do you call an appetite including apples? Appletite.
Why do apple trees like emo kids?
Because they like to play yoyo with them.
Why did the sick juice tree go to the hospital? Because it needed lemin-ade (not the cool type of sick, the one where you are in the hospital). Lemin-ade 1st ade.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple actually gets picked.
What's yellow, slimy, and smells like bananas?
Monkey puke.
What is an orphan and an apple?
They get picked.
What do you call a burning orphan in a wheelchair? Hot Wheels.
What hit the ground first, the orphan or the apple? The apple. The orphan never hit the ground.
How is the world's fattest avocado called?
Niko
What's the difference between an apple and an apple?
An apple gets picked.
Do you know Ligma?
Have fun rubbing those balls in your tomatoes!
What’s brown, fuzzy, and wears sunglasses?
A coconut on vacation.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple tree?
Apples get picked.
What did the tomato say to the other tomato?
What do emo kids and bananas have in common?
They both hang on trees.
What do you give a sick lemon?
A lemon-aid.
What do you call getting assaulted by a gay man? Fruit punch.
One day, someone's ex was going to the kitchen to get something to eat, and her ex-boyfriend was there and gave her an apple. Next minute, she had chlamydia. What did the boyfriend do?