Fruit jokes
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple gets picked.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple got chosen.
Me: Hey, apple.
Apple: What?
Me: Knife.
Apple: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
What is a fish's favorite fruit/vegetable?
An avacodo.
What's a current's favorite juice?
Black "current"!
An apple and an emo girl fall from the same height in a tree. Which one hits the ground first? The apple, cuz the noose stops her.
What is yellow and smells like bananas?
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
"Orphans get picked."
What do you say when you see an apple dancing in a talent show?
He's got some "sweet" moves!
What did the grape say to the banana? "Stop graping me!"
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Because it wasn’t peeling very well.
What do a gay guy in a wheelchair and a tomato have in common?
They’re both a fruit AND a vegetable!
The chicken is actually a fruit because it is grown on a pole-tree.
I was walking down the street and saw a kid slip on a plum.
I look to my right and died of laughter because I did the same!
Why did the fruit punch say "What's sup?"
He was so naughty!
My sister said she was as fat as a coconut, so I threw one at her and she was right.
What do you call a banana driving a car?
A banana car.
I thought fruit tasted good. I guess I was wrong.
Why did the orange stop in the middle of the road?
Please take this down, it's not funny at all!
It's a joke, not a dick, so don't take it so hard!
What is an emo's least favorite game? Fruit Ninja.