Fruit jokes
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple got chosen.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple actually gets picked.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple gets picked.
Me: Hey, apple.
Apple: What?
Me: Knife.
Apple: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
What is yellow and smells like bananas?
What do you say when you see an apple dancing in a talent show?
He's got some "sweet" moves!
The chicken is actually a fruit because it is grown on a pole-tree.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
"Orphans get picked."
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Because it wasn’t peeling very well.
What did the grape say to the banana? "Stop graping me!"
What do a gay guy in a wheelchair and a tomato have in common?
They’re both a fruit AND a vegetable!
I was walking down the street and saw a kid slip on a plum.
I look to my right and died of laughter because I did the same!
I thought fruit tasted good. I guess I was wrong.
My sister said she was as fat as a coconut, so I threw one at her and she was right.
What do you call a banana driving a car?
A banana car.
Why did the fruit punch say "What's sup?"
He was so naughty!
Why did the orange stop in the middle of the road?
Please take this down, it's not funny at all!
It's a joke, not a dick, so don't take it so hard!
What is an emo's least favorite game? Fruit Ninja.
Q: What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
A: One of them gets picked.
One day I was eating a banana, and one my friend was eating in the balcony, so I threw my banana on his balcony. He stepped on it, so he got slipped, and one yogi was passing by me, so my friend's banana fell on his head, and he got a very nice shining half-eaten banana choti on his golden smooth head.