What's red and green and goes 100 miles per hour? A frog in a blender.
What did the sex offender frog say to the other sex offender frog when a hot frog passed them?
Rrrrrapeit!
Why was the boy crying?
He had a frog stapled to his face.
What does a perverted frog say?
"Rubbit."
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
An old croak!
What happens when a frog parks illegally?
It gets toad.
what type of sandals do frogs ware? Open-toad
What’s got 4 wheels, does a barrel roll, and goes from green to red in seconds?
Kermit in a car crash.
Why did the frog take the bus to work today?
His car got toad away.
What did the frog do when his car broke down?
It was toad.
Why did the frog take the train to work? His car got toad.
Johnny is on his way to school when he comes across a frog. With a sudden inspirational thought, he picks the frog up, shoves a firecracker up the frog's arse, lights the cracker, and blows the frog to smithereens.
Now at school, the teacher asks the class: "Has anybody got anything for show and tell this morning?"
Johnny waves his arm in the air and is virtually screaming "Me mis me mis me mis".
"Ok Johnny, what do you have to share with the class today?"
Little Johnny then says, "Well on my way to school today I shoved a cracker up a frog's arse." The teacher interrupts and says, "It's not arse Johnny, It's rectum."
Johnny then says, "Fucking oath it wrecked 'im."
What did the frog order?
A diet Croak!
What happens when a frog's car breaks down It gets toad away
Why did the frog take the bus to work?
His car got toad.
Why was Timmy so sad? Because his dad stapled a frog to his forehead.
What animal has more lives than a cat?
A frog. It croaks every night.
Why did the frog cross the road?
To show his gang that he had guts.
-My brother
What did the frog say to the pedophile?
what the difference between a frog and a skyscraper the frog can jump hahahahaha
