What's red and green and go's 100 miles per hour? A frog in a blender....
What did the sex offender frog say to the other sex offender frog when a hot frog passed them?
Rrrrrapeit
Why was the boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.
What does a perverted frog say? Rubbit.
What do you call a 100-year-old frog? An old croak!
Why did the frog take the train to work? His car got toad
What happens when a frog parks illegally. It gets toad
what did the frog do when his car broke down
it was toad
What’s got 4 wheels, does a barrel roll, and goes from green to red in seconds?
Kermit in a car crash.
why bid the frog take the bus to work today? his car got toad away
what type of sandals do frogs ware? Open-toad
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What did the frog order? A diet croak!
What happens when a frog's car breaks down It gets toad away
why did the frog take the bus to work? His car got toad.
Why was Timmy so sad? Because his dad stapled a frog to his forehead
What animal has more lives than a cat?
A frog. It Croaks every night
Why did the frog cross the road?
To show his gang that he had guts.
-My brother
What did the frog say to the pedofile RUBIT
what the difference between a frog and a skyscraper the frog can jump hahahahaha
