Frog jokes

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What happens when a frog parks illegally?

He gets toad.

Why did the frog take the bus to work?

His car got toad.

What animal has more lives than a cat?

A frog. It croaks every night.

Why did the frog cross the road?

To show his gang that he had guts.

Why was Timmy so sad? Because his dad stapled a frog to his forehead.

What happens when a frog parks illegally?

It gets toad.

What's green and smells like pork?

Kermit's fingers!

What happens when a frog's car breaks down?

It gets toad away!

How do pigs kill themselves?

They commit Kermit-cide.

Go Kermit, toaster bath.

What's red and green and goes 100 miles per hour? A frog in a blender.

What's the difference between a frog and a skyscraper? The frog can jump. Hahahahaha!

Bonjour all ;-) , nd here a frog ( French) joke lol.

Qui a inventé le mètre et qui a inventé le centimètre? (Who invented the meter, and who invented the centimeter?)

Answer: Adam à inventé le mêtre, parce qu'il voulait le (mettre) de dans... (Adam invented the meter because he wanted to put it in).

Eve à inventée le centimetre, parce qu'elle voulait, le sentir-metre (centimetre) Eve invented the centimeter, because she wanted to feel it when going in...

Johnny is on his way to school when he comes across a frog. With a sudden inspirational thought, he picks the frog up, shoves a firecracker up the frog's arse, lights the cracker, and blows the frog to smithereens.

Now at school, the teacher asks the class: "Has anybody got anything for show and tell this morning?"

Johnny waves his arm in the air and is virtually screaming "Me mis me mis me mis".

"Ok Johnny, what do you have to share with the class today?"

Little Johnny then says, "Well on my way to school today I shoved a cracker up a frog's arse." The teacher interrupts and says, "It's not arse Johnny, It's rectum."

Johnny then says, "Fucking oath it wrecked 'im."

Why did the frog take the bus to work today?

His car got toad away.

A young man was crossing the road when a frog called out to him and said, "If you kiss me, I will turn into a beautiful princess." The man took the frog, smiled at it, and put it in his wallet.

The frog called out again, "If you kiss me and I turn into a princess, I will live with you for a week and do everything you want." The young man took the frog out, smiled, and put it back.

Then the frog called out, "Okay, okay! I will be with you and do whatever you want forever!" The young man laughed and put it back in his wallet.

Finally, the frog asked, "What is wrong with you? I'm offering to be a beautiful princess! Why won't you kiss me?"

The young man said, "Listen, I'm an engineer. I don't have time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog is pretty cool."