Friends jokes

My friend and I were walking down the street, and we saw this one disabled kid getting bullied by three other kids. Urgently, we sprinted over to help. He had no chance against the five of us.

I tried to high-five my emo friend, but he just left me hanging.

Me and my friend were duck hunting.

He shot 5 ducks in one shot. Then he shot by accident and yelled "DUCK!" then "MOTHERDUCKER!" Then ducks came down and one by one bit him.

What’s the similarity between a bag of chips and a gun?

When you pull one out in class, everybody wants to be your friend.

Like this if you laughed.

These orphan jokes would leave them crying to their mommies if they had any.

I made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.

Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.

Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father.

Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they come back. (Clearly someone didn't come back with the milk)

Why was the orphan so successful? When they told him go big or go home, he only had one option.

What’s the only advantage of being an orphan? Nobody makes jokes about yo mamma.

Hope you had fun reading this! My friend and I laughed reading all of em!

Knock knock. Who's there? Depression. That's my best friend.

I have an EpiPen.

My friend gave it to me while he was dying.

It seemed really important to him that I have it.

I asked my North Korean friend, "what's it like to live in North Korea?" He responded, "can't complain."

When me and my friend went to the market, my friend tried to scan my arm, and I asked her what she was doing. She answered, "Oh, I had to buy you so I don't steal you."

So today I heard a friend say she had a stalker. I can confirm I've never seen a stalker following her.

Rape isn't a joke.

It's a type of way of making friends and to mate with other women.

It's a way of art, and works on anybody!

Like this if you agree.

Like if your best friend is emo. *repost* or like if you have a best friend.

When I went to basketball training, there was a giant bag of basketballs on the floor.

My friend was like, "That's a huge sack of balls!"

He didn't realize what was about to happen.

"That's what she said!"

Me: "My grandpa killed 100 nazis."

My friend: "Well, my grandpa killed Hitler."

Why is a gun like a box of chocolates?

If you pull one out in class, everyone wants to be your friend.

*bowl of dark grapes*

Friend 1: I like my grapes how I like my men.

Friend 2: Black? Good one.

Friend 1: 21 at a time.

When my friend says I suck at something, I'm like, "U swallow."

I'm friends with only 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know why.

When you go to your friend's house to fuck her brother, but realize he's your brother from your mom's side.

My friend put an action toy and called it Kobe and put it on a drone. I realized that my friend didn't know how to fly a drone.