My friend dared me to steal my other friend's watch. I tried, but failed. He really got me, dare.
Unsuccessful Dare
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. This "joke" is all about a pun. See, the dude was "dared" to steal a watch, but he failed. Then he says his friend "got him, dare," which sounds like "got him there." It's wordplay, something that requires, like, thinking.