Monkey and Crocodile's Heart

Once a monkey lived in a jamun tree. His friend, a crocodile, came there to eat jamun everyday. The second day, he ate some jamun and left some for his wife. Soon, his wife said, "Why don't you kill this monkey?"

The crocodile was sad and then asked the monkey to come to his place. The monkey said, "What if I drown?" The crocodile said, "Jump on my back." The monkey jumped on his back. The crocodile soon said, "I am gonna kill you. My wife is sick and wants to eat your heart." The monkey said, "I left my heart on the jamun tree." Then the crocodile swam back to the jamun tree and the monkey jumped on the tree.

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Alright listen up buttercup. So, this monkey is friends with a crocodile, but the croc's wife wants to eat the monkey's heart (yikes!). The monkey tricks the crocodile by saying he left his heart back in the tree. It's like when you tell your mom you did your homework but it's still in your backpack. Classic bamboozle, you wouldn't get it.

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Definitely the worse joke I’ve ever read - just bad

It has no death But death note lines