i have friends
Roblox Brookhaven be like
ABC if you wanna be adopted ABC if you wanna be my friend ABC if you wanna be a banker ABC if you wanna rob the bank ABC if you wanna date ABC if you wanna sex
The time I saw u and you ask me to be your friend me: yeah..no your to ugly even your parents never loved u kid: š
MY DIET: MAKE ALL OF MY FRIENDS CUPCAKES THE FATTER THEY GET THE THINNER I LOOK...
Which month is the bus.? December
About a month ago, I was at my best friendās funeral and I told him bitches always come and go. Heāll looked to me kinda mad kinda confused and said thatās my mom dude
My dog stepped on a bee, My child spilt my tea, I drank my hot tea, I broke my bloody knee, Now I'm lying in agony, And I'm devestated with no glee
(Again, credits to my really funny friend)
my friend said she was tired of seeing me every day. so i pushed her off the side of a cliff.
I canāt remember if I already said this or not I might of already said this also this is a true story. So Iām walking into a store in Amish country and thereās this guy with a bear trap then my moms friend says this guys gonna catch some bears then the Amish guy stop looks around and whispers āitās for democratsā
Their were two friends talking one day Tim tells john " I THINK I'M GAY " john says to Tim what do you mean Tim says "WHEN I GROW UP I WANT TO DRESS LIKE A WOMEN AND SING KARAOKE IN A BAR AND CALL MYSELF" (GILLETTE THE BEST A MAN CAN GET) JOHN SAYS TO TIM I THINK YOUR RIGHT AND THANKS FOR REMINDING ME I NEED TO BUY RAZORS
A 10 year old girl reported to her friends that her 16 year old male babysitter was touching her inappropriately, he quickly lost his job as a babysitter.
A 10 year old boy reported to his friends that his 16 year old female babysitter was touching him inappropriately, she quickly became the most popular babysitter in town amongst boys.
Ah you wanna read cheeseburger joke for ur friends to hear. Nah bro you just going to get cheese on ur burger
My friend told me I should be a stand up comedian but... I prefer sitting
i can never get away from my dog, he follows me everywhere, i think you two would be really good friends
me: are you an alien friend: no me: ya because your too ugly to bee one
Friend: Do you know him? Other Friend: Know who? Friend: My dick!!!!
boy: "why cant you get a family" me: "why cant you get a rope" boy: "wdym" friend and me: "we can show you" me: "i will tie the rope" friend: "i will push the chair"
My friend asked for something dark and creamy l said .....GU KHA
Riley....I'..I think I wanna be more than friends.
Me Friends-Evan-Did you do some dumb Sh_t-Me-Hell yeah-Evan-Did you get us both in trouble-Me Hell yeah-Evan-Will i still help you cause you are my best friend?-Both-F_CK YEAH
